We all have just been thrown into the future, what do you first?

We all have just been thrown into the future, what do you first?

find way to get back to my own time stock pile corn seeds as i know that they will be the future currency travel back to future to see that my family is one of the richest in the world

also fuck a hot aliem chick like capt. James T. Kirk

Kill myself

>corn seeds
Kek

>Not already having a stash of corn seeds tucked away

>corn seeds

nice

I would sex the corn and her vaginal

do they not grow from seeds

id have no way of knowing

get a vr headset or whatever and fuck lolis for all eternity

kill myself

>not doing that without a headset

attack everything i dont recognize.
if i find something i recognize try to take it or use it to comfort myself.

>fuck a hot alien chick like capt James T Kirk
>fuck capt James T kirk
fixed

attack everything regardless

dont let the aliens know that i know im not in danger

maybe they found out how to stop aging so yeah maybe i could fuck real lolis for all eternally

no, 3d lolis are fucking horrible what the fuck are you talking about

for all eternity*

im a retard

they wouldnt even look 3d. you'd essentially be neo in the matrix on god mode

but that'd bad mkay

dick at maximum corn about to cornjaculate
oh god cream corn everywhere

DON'T LOOK AT ME DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where do you think these corn seeds come from?

haha imagine him in sexy lingerie

>IM CAPTAIN KIRK!!! ...... IM CAPTAIN- ... DOH YEAH BABY THATS THE STUFF

WRYYYYYYYYYY *

yeah i know its just corn but i thought sense they would be used for planting it would be considered a seed

i dont think you doing it right

inb4 newfag

>tfw continuously being thrown through time at a rate of 1 second per second.

Check the date then check my bank account

captain kirk thinks to himslef as he is about to penetrate his own gay ass

if its.. good,,, enough.. for me .... then its good enough for me as he swiftly cornjaculates in his gay butthole

That's adorable

feels bad man

10 years on this site but i definitely dont spend enough time on it to understand that REEEEE and WRYYYY are 2 different things.

OP here, I just came back and have realized I was wrong in my expectations of how this would turn out.

Well at least that shows there aren't too many summerfags here

Walk up the down escalator

God what a NEWFAG!

The WRY meme has exactly 27 Y's to it... while reee is something altogether different

FUCKING NORMIES

your ability to pick up on sarcasm is unprecedented. you could win an award for it.

kill my self before liberal feminazis attempt to castrate me.

I was about to say this guy is goin places but no