Fuck the UK

Fuck the UK.

Who here hyped as fuck for tomorrow's BIG GAME?

I want to Tsu so hard...

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>Croatia is best known for choking
>Portugal is best known for choking

It's gonna be the goat match of 2016

hoping for something similar to the HUN-POR match, that shit was entertaining as fuck

>dat defence
>santos insisting on meitinho
>rolando still taking FKs

JUST desu senpai

Corluka gotta take one for the team and break ronaldos legs, ez win

Probably my most anticipated game of the tournament. It will be entertaining either way.

Ronaldo will score a free kick or/and a penalty against us and I just know it, I can feel.

But your defense could get fucked by our counter attacks, especially if they play like they did against Hungary

>penaldo shit against good defence
>our defence is good + nationalism buff
>modric will play

This is our year la

Ronaldo will have great game but it will be no use with Portugal shit defence. 5-3 to Croatia of something like that

CHOKEBOWL!

Who will be in the halftime show?

>This is our year la
It could actually be.

Blessing in disguise desu

sorry, meant to reply to this

>0:0 fulltime
>0:0 extra time
>0:0 after a shitload of penalties
>Match cancelled because both teams choked so hard no one could score, not even an own goal
>Switzerland and Poland sent to semi finals

I'd do anything to see the choke meme lifted from our NT

please win lads

I only want us to pass so we see more of tsunaldo's sperg fits but seems unlikely

>croatia leads 1-0
>croatian fans get activated by their slav genes
>start chimping out
>portugal wins

why do black people love our jerseys so much?

I want Poortugal to lose because of my fetishes.
I want to see this girl cry.
Just look at her, scared, unprotected...


DO NOT FUCK THIS UP CROATIA

I'll be wearing a pineapple on my head during the match tomorrow desu

I wonder how hard he'll sperg out if Croatia wins.

Probably reminds them of mum's favorite tablecloth

everyone does senpai

Another 3-3 and then penalties?

>wanting to see her cry
>not wanting to see her happy and smiling in her innocence

God damn it Portugal

You're one sick fuck, you know that?

I'm thinking 1-1 and then penalties

>first team scores early in the game
>second team equalizes in 90+2'
>le park the bus extra time
>most meme penalties ever

I can't predict who'll win them

>I want to see this girl cry.
>Just look at her, scared, unprotected...

Your defense is fucking shit though. Are you perhaps baiting me?

You can go excuse yourself, europeans are talking here.

he's right tho

Hrvat je brat

pls kill ronaldo

>he's a yuropoor
KEK

It's not the greatest but it's most definetly not "fucking shit". Now if you want to go suck his cock, feel free too, but let's be real here.

>le strawman

our midfield is constantly bailing them out, that's the only thing keeping us strong - our midfield

lose the attitude, faggot

Nice memes, thank you for contributing to the thread.

Easy win for TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Seething

in your dreams, you inbred faggot

It's pretty hard to score a free kick when you're unable to get past the wall.
Ronaldo is even worse than Mexicans under a Trump leadership.

it's different from their usual prsion uniform

kek

Your jersey is pretty dank tbH

Can't be worse than ours...?

Go Croatia!!!! I like you very much guys, I like how some pundits used to call you the Brazil or Europe (in terms of playing style obviously)

HunxPort nas semis pls

Thank you Mexico, all is forgiven for raping us two years ago.

The other guy is just meme'ing around, Čorluka and Srna have played great, Vida fucked up against Czechia but then again he was flustered because of the chimpout.

But Ronaldo and Nani can se penetrate them roughly.

this.

Letus battle again.

it was all with love, I can still feel the taste of your gray asshole in the tip of my tongue whenever I sit at a table in an Italian restaurant

Kekked.

...

>Ronaldo scoring
>2016

Pick one

dont know shit about football but my country was mentioned so thats nice

Listen you guys, that's just how Croatian luck works.

What are you doing on Sup Forums then?

was on the featured page desu
enjoy the game guys

It looks like both teams are gonna be on fire.

...People use that?

newfag

>Portugal is losing 3-0 at the 89' minute
>Based Croatian Hooligans start throwing flares to the pitch again
>Moutinho and AndréGomes get flared in the face
>Portugal advances and croatia gets banned for 6 years from UEFA competitions
>Portugal wins the Euro without those two cancerouse fucks holding us back

>Croatia reaching the final is a 4.30 by bookmakers

Just fuck my shit up

I liked Portugal honestly and I'd accept if they defeated us because they're not a bad team and have really good offense, but holy fucking shit, Portubros on Sup Forums are extremely salty arrogant bunch unlike I've seen in a while, they really stand out. We need to win this just for the sake of Sup Forums. Pineapple, give us strength.

I only did it for the (you)'s.

Bit disappointed tbqh.

that really isnt something said on this board

>we are arrogant
you have to be baiting, we are the first to trash talk our NT

>giving shit about 10-20 posters on Sup Forums

find friends senpai and watch the game with them tomorrow and don't be a bitch

>Portubros on Sup Forums are extremely salty arrogant bunch unlike I've seen in a while, they really stand out.

What? They are not.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

To be fair, most people here are pretty chill except for the british (ITS COMING HOME LOL).

Bring back based JERKO LEKO

Even that is sarcastic most of the time, I think.

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AJMO HRVATSKA JEBEM TI BOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i'm so pumped up for tomorrow, can't wait.

i wish you luck Portugal, just play fair and we are friends.

They are surprisingly decent this tournament, Ćorluka is amazing and they are far away from being total shit. That said, they could be better

me on the right

True. Every nation has a few salty fucks but generally people have been great.

But you Portubros have been pretty chill and it's has been fun hanging out in threads with you since we found out we're playing,

I'm almost sad that it ends for one of us tommorow night.

It could go either way, but if our guys give it their all I won't be mad even if we lose

sutra 5 banki na hendikep i nakon tekme boca pelina i ja sam laku noć

It's a win win situation for you.
If you win you will probably end up in the final.
If you lose you have more games to see Tsuu memes.

I really have no idea how this will go. Portugal's national team is one of the most fucking inconsistent there are. Thay have reached finals and lost to Greece and a number of time got to the later phases on many competitions. However, they almost always have a though beggining, no matter against who they are playing. Anything can happen at tomorrows game

Unfortunately it only takes a couple of shitheads to make us look bad.

It's the same situation as yours, our NT manager is utter shite and can't get the best out of the players, so our only hope is that TSUU carries us to the final, we park the bus against Italy and hope they choke in the penalties

People here meme about Por-Ita final so much that meme magic will make it happen.

>Croatia vs Czech Rep chimpout

Tell me about it m8

Poor Ronaldo, I don't think he will get Portugal very far by carrying the team alone. The only positive in all this is that you guys managed to avoid the death brackets, so if you last you will only meet someone actually dangerous at the finals

If we lose to you, you better win it son

>ono kad smo obranili jedaneasterac
skoro bolje nego kad smo dali drugi gol reee. kakav moment

last time ill post this since ive been sort of spamming it, I'll make a new tsu when Tsu scores

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gledao sam na ribnjaku sa par kompića, bilo je oko soma ljudi, divljanje je bilo na obranu kao i na gol. sutra ako ovaj šljam ronaldo ne izvuče neki penal idemo dalje i alkoholna koma

tsu

Ja sam stablo . Što drveće jesti ? mora biti vjeverice !

Is this what you guys do in Germany, record audios like this one?
da bar. di je dobro gledat, jel ok na trgu? nisam ziher dal mi se da izgmizat iz kvarta, ali možda

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We'll try PorTSUbro

just stop, tobi

>no TSU allowed

ma na trgu se mora stajati, nije comfy. ribnjak. ova šema pic related, ali ustvari puno bolje , iz lošeg kuta slikano.

wat

Klaus, Friedrich and Tobias are such qt qt qt a qt German names. What are some other names that are that cute?
inb4 Ahmed and Mehmet
NO DON'T EVEN TRY

It will be shittier game in yuros. Mark my words

Rekao sam stabla probabaly jedu vjeverice . Naučio sam hrvatski prijatelji. nije li dobro?