There are people on Sup Forums right now who prefer strudles to pop tarts.
Why?
There are people on Sup Forums right now who prefer strudles to pop tarts.
Why?
Your taste buds are retarded. Strudles are soooo much better.
Because I'm not white trash
poptart
>frosted
>nice inside
>firm outside
>live murder of the pop tart race on tv
strudle
>gross icing gets everywhere
>half the inside is frozen if you don't cook it just right
>ugly white baking mascot
Uhhh noone one earth c noises a pop tart over a strudle
Get real
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Pop tarts:
>many flavors
>grab and go
>heating is optional
Strudles:
>some assembly required
>have to heat up
>3 flavors
Seems like an easy win.
>if you don't cook it just right
If you are an idiot
Who can't get that right?
Confirmed pop tart employee
You're a fucking dumbass. I can't believe you think these bland pop tarts are any better than toaster strudles.
Wouldn't know, I don't try shitty strudles, they're for poor people.
Pop tarts are for the rich who enjoy a nice firm cook and don't waste their time with strudle peasants.
Why should his breakfast be a fucking chore. Nigga just got up, give him a break.
Pop tarts: dry bullshit, cheap jam, cheap everything, shitty flavors for kids (root beer?), don't need refrigeration(which is bad)
Strudle : real fruit, needs refrigeration, soft moist treat, doesn't really on the gotta gogogogog marketing...makes money off of being a good product
>there are people on Sup Forums right now who prefer proper food to literal shit
Shocking, I know.
>Pop tarts are for the rich who enjoy a nice firm cook
More like cock
And trust me bro even if you have some money we all know you are not rich
Lazy fuck if feeding yourself is a chore kys
toaster strudles > pop tarts
strudles
>flaky pastry
>creamy icing that tastes amazing
>raspberry filling is best filling
poptarts
>hard and stale shitty shortbread
>shitty icing that usually only tops 25% of the poptart because even the machines that make them hate them
>ton of flavors too bad majority of them taste like shit
>only redeeming quality is s'mores pop tarts hiding in the back of your freezer
lop etf. how does he even think that's a good idea. let me throw up a gang sign halfway across the world. dunbass
My god, Americans are disgusting. No wonder you're all fat as fuck.
>Needing refrigeration
>a good thing
Enjoy wasting 10 mins, getting your hands sticky and burning your tongue faggot
nice firm cook xD
It's fresher then a dry ass pop tart full of chemicals to keep it good while sitting on your shelf for 3 months
>flakey pastry
Only if cooked
>creamy icing
Yea, 5ml of it
>raspberry
1/3 potential flavors
Wow so amazing
>having to take 5 mins to make a relatively quick breakfast and burning a small amount of calories while doing so
>not having to do shit but open a cabinet and shove food into the gaping maw you call a mouth
enjoy your diabetus
>shitty shortbread
whether cooked or not
>hardened icing
gotta love that crusty dry cum looking icing on your poptart, especially when it only covers like 20% of it
>flavors
id rather have 3 flavors that taste good
then 20+ flavors that all taste like shit
go back to eating your cardboard
A hot flaky pastry versus some cheap hardened icing on stale bread filled with cancer. Hmm, let me think...
Pop tarts are for homeless people. Strudel master race.
this thread is making me want toaster strudles
who the fuck even likes pop tarts?
poptart:
>Dry
>Tasteless
>Salty
>Made of cardboard
Strudle
>Warm
>Fluffy
>Flavorful
>Made of actual food
...
>Salty
Maybe you're the salty one?
It you're in a hurry, pop tarts
If you're able to take your time, toaster strudles
They're fucking retards, that's why.
I don't eat candy
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