Hi this is Dilbert, hes a higher form of consciousness and only speaks in 3rd person, ask him anything
Hi this is Dilbert, hes a higher form of consciousness and only speaks in 3rd person, ask him anything
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Will I roll dubs, Dilbert?
Why can't I get laid?
Dilbert sees dubs within the next 12 hours
Can 2 powerbottoms truly love each other?
Hey Dilbert how to I get a girl to like me?
Cause Dilbert enjoys influencing mortal sex lives for his own amusement
Why is yamcha so useless
By preventing upon this mortal with sanctions of masculinity, also by presenting Dilbert with a dead goat
Alright, i'll trust you for now.
there must always be a being that is known as the weak one to maintain universal balance
You both were blocked by 3
...
within the year Dilbert will assist u
But then how does that explain krillin
Krillin is stronger then Yamaha so he does not qualify as the weak one, krillin is just the unlucky one
Krillin is stronger than yamcha
That explains everything thanks dilbert
will leafyishere kill himself anytime soon, Dilbert?
My Sup Forumsrothers we must spread the word which is truth that dilbert is the almighty one of Sup Forums
I've already started. Praise the Dilbert!
Only if Dilbert feels the need that his existence causes a universal imbalance then Dilbert will act accordingly
Yes praise to the almighty one he who is most dil praise dilbert
All mortals shall spread the word of Dilbert
Dilbert. Is there a god?
>inb4 it does not matter
>inb4 maybe
If it is your will we will be known as the dilbertians and we shall form a church in your honor
Dilbert wants you to fuck off to another thread with your garbage ass music, faggot
Some universes contain a god some do not, some have multible gods, this one started as an empty void, Dilbert helped form what is known as the material plain of this universe
Blasphemy against dilbert and all dilbertians in the name of he who is most dil I banish you
thank you Dilbert
This pleases Dilbert
My lord what are your commands
You a welcome mortal
To act in the name of Dilbert, Dilbert needs those to spread word that Dilbert is all things physical
What is my dogs name as of right now dilbert
Dilbert's influence drives all physical forces of nature
I am the knight of dilbert and the sword of dilbert
This question matters very little to Dilbert, but the name of it from now on is Wiggles maximus
Dilbert rewards those who act in his name
why do i want to die?
Lord Dilbert what should my lizards name be?
Your knight thanks thee
Dilbert commands the lizard to be named Mcwindleton Scales
Your follower thanks thee
Could be a sign of existential crisis, Dilbert could assist, but one must show loyalty to Dilbert
Dilbert praised you with dubs
What are the rules for this religion?
To spread the word of Dilbert and to appease Dilbert once a year with a dead goat
and to stand up straight and praising Dilbert so Dilbert can reward with hands up high with ones head pointing towards the heavens to give thanks to Dilbert and his cosmic influence one a night before bed
Your knight wishes to know his first task
Once*
Spread word through social media of Dilbert of his existence
hey dilbert can you fuck off you fucking moron cock nigger
So are we starting the official religion of Sup Forums and proclaiming dilbert the God of Sup Forums
Make it known that Dilbert Influences all things physical
Insolent pest how dare you blasphemy against dilbert I banish you to /fa/
Dilbert it's currently 9:37 when should I sleep?
It shall be done
Dilbert feels this one is showing no respect for the being that created the house u live in and the food u eat and the oregano u smoke cause that dealer finds it funny
How do I get more followers?
Soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
By making more praise to Dilbert, then Dilbert may decide to provide u with more followers
Oregano
Dilbert when will I get trips
When one praises Dilbert, Dilbert will decide whether or not he will decide to influence the coming events
within the next 2 hours
Dilbert finds this a necessary action