Your buddies put hot muscle cream in your jockstrap

Your buddies put hot muscle cream in your jockstrap.

Your dick and balls are on fire, while your friends howl in laughter and smack your butt with a wet towel.

Would you get a boner?

What is muscle cream

Alpha male product.

I fap with icy hot.
>this will be a challenge indeed.

>What is muscle cream
It burns skin.

I'd bust a phat woody
>not even gay

>I fap with icy hot.
Really?

>I'd bust a phat woody
What is it about the situation that would give you a woody?

its a slang term for excess liquids from exposed muscle tissue.
some asshole just had to add "cream" to the name.

>in your jockstrap
Of course faggots who play sports would think of some stupid shit like that.

being pranked by a group of big strong boys + strong hot sensation of my twink cock
>not even gay

you don't?
dude 2016 and you don't jerk off with icy hot.
what planet do you hail from?

>being pranked by a group of big strong boys + strong hot sensation of my twink cock
What if they smacked your butt with wet towels while your thingy was burning?

then my twink cock would make a "boing" sound as it achieved maximum hardness + ejaculate on sweaty wet locker room floor + big strong boys point and laugh

>then my twink cock would make a "boing" sound as it achieved maximum hardness + ejaculate on sweaty wet locker room floor + big strong boys point and laugh
I'm giggling just thinking about your boy part being set ablaze and going all Pinochio's nose on you. I would laugh, and burn your butt with a towel, as well.

Would you forever hate me?

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Why is Hideo Kojima wearing a Razor shirt?

can i hijack your thread for an r34 bread?

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Sounds painful. I'd probably try to go cool my junk off in the showers.

>can i hijack your thread for an r34 bread?
Go for it.

thanks based user, ill dump what i got

>Sounds painful. I'd probably try to go cool my junk off in the showers.
Would being teased by the guys give you a boner?

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Yeah, and if he was behind me I'd prob grind my ass on his crotch a little to see what he'd do.

With my junk on fire who's to say. The towels slapping my butt might, considering one of my kinks is spanking.

What if they loaded your jockstrap with itching powder, then spent the rest of the day smacking you on the rear?

being teased for awhile would be one thing
but smacking my butt that long would drive me crazy :( i couldn't handle that much arousal

What kind of fucking question is that you fag?

>being teased for awhile would be one thing
>but smacking my butt that long would drive me crazy :( i couldn't handle that much arousal
So in other words, you would get a major boner in your pants?