Am I getting sex?

Am I getting sex?

your* gonna get friendzone so fucking hard

Not using a fucking smiley face in your reply you're not faggot...

if you play your cards right, I wouldn't get my hopes up woman are fucking gypsies

Are you a man or woman? Because the person's name is Ethan.

>Ethan
>Women
OP is either a fag or a femanon

>contact name Ethan
>women

I'm gay, btw

Is this ethan also gay?

You are already friendzoned, seriously unless you guys are 14 there's no way you should be talking to each other like this. When a girls wants to be my friend she reverts back to innocent child like state, when she wants to fuck me she turns into a grown woman that will say what she wants, sex.

there isn't something like friendzone fgt

He's clearly gay
>so no

Yeah

FUCK

NO m8 you're fucked

El hombre que ella siempre llama
¡Si ese soy yo!
El que el chupa bien rico, ese bowyou
El que ella quiere, el que más desea
Con el único que chinga, a la hora que sea

Es que ella los prefiere, boquisucios
Quiere que le meta duro con el prepucio
Se puso en cuatro patas, quiere que lo entre
Por donde le sale ca**, abre esas patas

Yo soy su hombre, ella es mi lady
Yo soy su puto, ella es mi baby
Cuando está sola es a mí el que llama
Soy su gato favorito en la cama

Why would you purposefully use the wrong 'your' I don't understand this

Not with shitty game like that

Lulz

Can't tell who the guy in the conversation is. Both read like they were written by nervous teenage girls. You gotta demand the pussy man!

Theyre both guys

Ethan is 14, Op is a 32 year old wizard

I wouldn't demand pussy. She might perceive it as begging.