Money can buy anything

Money can buy anything

Prove me wrong, Sup Forums.

Can it buy you a cat?

Can't buy immortality

Answer the fucking question OP

>Money, get back
>I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack
>Money, it's a hit
>Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
>I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
>And I think I need a Lear jet

Can it buy your virginity back after I have raped you?

can't by the time that have passed

/thread

>Rich as fuck
>Will never be forgotten for the rest of human history
>Immortal

Can't buy their dignity back after they sucked a black dick for a small amount of cash.

How would you know? Niggers never have any money.

Can't buy you talent, like painting or music skills
Can buy a little help with training, sure, but not much more

Cant buy my asshole.

Yes it can

/thread

yes, actually. There is a hymen reconstruction surgery

Gibberish

Touché

>can't buy you music skills
Why do you think every popular singer has a history as a Disney actresses?

Can it make you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

> All the girls are white XD

>I don't understand skill

world peace

White girls are a valuable product. For the right price they can be bought

It can't buy youth. You will age and nothing can stop it.

Who defines skill?

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Will be forgotten a week after Ross Perot is forgotten

>This guy

most accurate so far

Absolute rubbish, laddie

Money can't buy time, love, curiosity, genius, sense, taste, class, friendship, enjoyment, skill, health, acomplishment, beauty, forgiveness, solace, happiness, humor, drive, courage... It would be a very long etcetera... Money can provide the means to cultivate or even sustain some of these, it can certainly buy the appearance of many of them, but it is in the end a necessary evil, some things can be bought that should not be for sale, such as life or freedom, and money will in and of itself grant those such as power and admiration, but in the end this illusion that wealth can be acquired by all, and the greed it generates in those who posses it, make it as much a curse as it is a boon to own, can the very wealthy ever be certain that they are loved by who they really are?

Now money in the hands of evil men can buy conscience and democracy...

Yeah you give that away for free...

Keep telling yourself that...

Black girls on the other hand can be bought for peanuts...

Prove me wrong, I can provide examples of every single item I've listed.

Would you describe yourself as an eighth wit or a quarter wit?

Money can't bring back you loved ones who've died. Death is the only thing in life that is guaranteed