Family away for the weekend Sup Forums. What are the best ways to have an amazing fap
Family away for the weekend Sup Forums. What are the best ways to have an amazing fap
Noah Bennett
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Joseph Evans
You can have me come over and masturbate/fellate you.
Alexander Garcia
Wow thanks that would be great
Aaron Martin
It would definitely be my pleasure. I mean, your pleasure. But if you were in AZ I'd probably do it. And, if you were >18 and not an acne'd up weirdo.
Asher Miller
Make a long session. I'm talking about 5 hours plus. At the end, aim your dick at your face and open your mouth.
Fucking worth it.
Brandon Sanchez
Four words: lemon juice and sandpaper.
Chase Williams
get on grindr
invite a homo over
slick his cock up with bacon grease
slide it way up your ass
fap to 13 year old blonds getting gangbanged by donkeys
explode cum out yer eyeballs
Julian Peterson
That would be an epic fap. A fap that changes ur sexuality and lands you in prison.
Definitely one worth remembering.
Josiah Carter
dress up in women's clothes, play with ur butt and eat cum
William Bailey
How find guys on Grindr? I don't mean how to meet them and find a boyfriend. I mean how do you meet for casual hookups? I'm DL so I don't want to put my face on my profile. But I don't mind sending it to individuals.
Kevin Davis
just get a fucking hooker..
Noah Robinson
He wants an epic rap, user. Not a normal Tuesday night.
Jeremiah Barnes
Get an ounce of weed, a cram of crack and a as much pthc as you can download and let the fun begin!
Aaron Hernandez
It's easy. That app is all about sex. Me and my diaper friend double teamed a lot of dudes.
Robert Allen
What's DL
Ryan Johnson
Down low
Brody Morris
put a pic of your silouette
put up a pic of your chesticles
put up a pic of your dog
put up a pic of everything from the waist down laying in bed with the covers barely covering your kit
>put up a pic of a supermodel and fap to it
>put up a pic
>put up a pic
>put up a pic motherfucker
>just put up a pic
>not a magazine
>a fuckin pic nigga
>a fuckin pic nigga
>post a pic
>post a pic
>post a mothafuckin pic
Brody Young
Down low. It's a nice way to say I'm a big faggot but still in the closet.
Kayden Robinson
stand up straight user
no one likes a slouch
Robert Lewis
buy a fleshlight, lube it up
throw on some prons
put your dick in it
slowly move it up and down until the ropes come out
????
profit
Julian Gutierrez
Caleb Turner
look up how to make a bubble-wrap-sponge pocket pussy..it was the best fap I had in a while..repeated it multiple times now
Joseph Miller
>emily R looks like my long-freindzoned/brief-ex that I never got to bang
>tuxedo
>hot nude bitch
>everyone looking their best
>fuckparty go
yussss
ultimate fantasy realized
random thread delivers jackpot
Jayden Anderson
alone in house[
>dont even thinks to get a escort bitch real pussy
Sebastian Roberts
Ingest the following:
- Caffeine
- DMAE bitartate
- Theacrine
- Hesperidin
- L-Tyrosine
- Taurine
- Alpha-Lipoic Acid
- Vinpocetine
Mason Kelly
Towel, belt, latex glove, rubber band
Isaiah Sanchez
edge, edge a lot, and dont finish to anything you consider a guilty pleasure, that way you dont get that wave of shitty feelings halfway through your 15 second orgasm.