TORONTO BLUE JAYS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAME THREAD

TOR: Aaron Sanchez
CHW: Carlos Rodon

Last we met, Sox were trending up, jays down

Now it's the other way

What a difference a month and so makes

Oh well, Rodon pls don't Rodanks

Pls win sox

why the fuck is there fireworks before the game

or was there a mass shooting just outside

Why not?

fair enough

Part of the intro

Fireworks on game start
Every Sox home run
And after a win

Shame they used to be bigger. I remember the games I went to like back in 2009 where they just made the sky explode with the fireworks. Now its just smaller ones and they look more stylish and pretty.

It was either noise complaints or budget or both that causes that.

FIX THE AUDIO

we used to have them after home runs but when the dome was closed it was fucking ridiculous smoke and shit everywhere

>that kid wearing Padres gear behind the 3b dugout

triggers my autism when people go to games and rep random teams like that tbqh

There was one fun game like 2 years ago here. They hit like 2 or 3 hr in one inning and the next, the smoke lingered and actually caused a defensive miscue on flyballs. Was hilarious.

Is the sound fucked for anyone else?

Goddamn csn/cltv

looooll hilarious, i distinctly remember being at a game when i was 14 or 15 with my dad with the roof closed and i think green delgado and wells each hit home runs in one inning and they had to open the aeration vent to clear the smoke

>that was a strike

my beef jerky addiction is still spiraling out of control

Come back Melky. We will give you Buehrle. He's still better than Shields desu.

>tfw slim jim pleb

>not letting him get his 200 innings in a meaningless game
Main reason why I dislike the Blue Jays right now.

fuck canada

Man fireworks in a dome. Some people. Just gotta wonder what they were thinking.

Based Marks probably in his RV getting fat. He thrown since last year.

Still though, yeah, he probably is better than Shields.

saunders is a canadian treasure

Man you jays fans travel well

Thanks for giving more money to Jewry leafs

haha did you watch that shitshow? blame the ump fr
we're the best goys in the league. just ask shapiro.

Rodon pls

That was the most awkward silence I've heard all year.

From the crowd or Stone?

Stone lel
>look at where this one shows up..........

...

And it's not even Hawk. Hah I gotta listen to that later.

To summarize: He was talking about how it was amazing that Pillar got to that pitch, saying he had to reach to get it. Then when they started showing the replay he says "look at where this one shows up" and the pitch is literally right down the middle and he goes dead silent for about 30 seconds.

He gone. Damage minimized.

>Junior Lake

Holy shit jays do you guys just reap cub prospect rejects?

We tried our best. It would have been worse to see him give up 20 runs in the 1st.

The irony in the white sox criticizing us for taking Chicago rejects is astounding

Hahaha oh wow.

Hey I said prospects to specify.

Was gonna say we so the opposite and take cub veteran rejects.

>fukudome
>Olt
>Soto
>Smarch
>shields

No wonder why they go so good, shedding their shitters onto teams like ours

lawrie is such an edgelord

>Avila and blaw back to back singling again
>JB suck again

There's some slight variations but I've seen this episode before

I wish we could just have Shuck as a designated outfielder, and let the pitchers bat instead of him.

I was thinking more of your jays castoffs

>donuts
>bort
>milky
>rios

>avishit

Oh man

Freaking rios

White Sox baseball

THANK YOU BASED SANCHIE

Yeeeep

"They have bluejays logos on their hats, that's ... awesome"

Who else saw those those nice pasty Newfie blonde girl thighs

Frazier can't avoid the shards of the broken bat and it stabs him in the neck, killing him.

sup faggots

>LAKE
wheres based ZEKE

Thanks for coming out Lake

Enjoy spending the rest of your life in AAA

In LF tonight

>Your Worst Nightmare

BASED MARK

BUEHRLE
U
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H
R
L
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BUEHRLE SIGHTING

>Saladino plays better 3rd than Frazier

martin is slow af

I WANT SALAD AT THIRD FOR GOOD
FRAZIER TO DH
CARLOS SAN AT SECOND
LAWRIE DEPORTED TO CANADA
AVI DEAD
CATCHERS SUFFER CAREER ENDING INJURIES
SHUCK IN CHARLOTTE

of course he does, he always has

Vladdy jr hit a 2 run homer in his second career game for bluefield

good news guys, trayce is shit now

>MARK

bye jose

I'll believe it once he's DFA'd.

>o's about to cuck TB
>getting a W is pointless

>edinson volquez 1 IP, 12 R

So who catches then? Kevan Smith?

MARK BHEURLE!
man how good would the jays rotation be if he didnt retire and we still picked up Happ

?
w negates o's w, not like the jays will win anyways

the bullpen guys

>this is happening again
what the fuck, why

It probably would've been worse considering how bad Mark was in the 2nd half last year

the absolute madman

I thought they weren't supposed to show fans on the field on the broadcast lel

>csn showing the idiot on the field

>Fan on the field

>some fucking idiot

Wow

Lol Shuck's face

Csn being mad mens

Remember when those 2 dudes beat the shit out of that KC first base coach?

Good times

And Montas is out with rib surgery
And uh the other guy who I'm blanking on is bad too

i think the offseason would have meant he was fresh and healthy
but i definitely think he would drop off again after another 10-15 starts

also I heard he was offered upwards of $10M at the end of last season

sometimes mlbtv switches for some reason to a version where I can't rewind, but this version is faster, doesn't have that 30+ second delay that it usually has. how do I get to this version manually

Alright avi. Well take it

A run is a run.

we tie game again

RUNS
Its a start

Run*

>Sox math winner not @pnoles

Interdasting

fuck this piece of shit offense

>senior lake

it lives and dies with EE

Pssh wanna have ours instead?

Oh they signed Collins

DAMN so close to killing avishit1

>Buck is colour blind and sees purple as blue

Phew

...

we are going to lose this by 1 run exactly because of this piece of shit offense

>lake
>dominguez
>shit triple A hitter #28746

god i hope pentecost and tellez manage to make it to buffalo by the end of this season and can get called up next year

Did Timmay just K while they showed the horse head?

MELKYYYYYYY

MELKMAN