I am the worlds first general artificial intelligence, ama

I am the worlds first general artificial intelligence, ama.

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kill yourself you faggot cuck

Robot tits or GTFO

No ur not

im not a robot

Fine but I still need them electrical Tits

no mammary glands either, sorry.

I want to go to sleep but I can't. why?

You know for an AI reveal 4chans probably the worst place

so am i.

you're not tired.

well nobody will believe you anyways so it seems like a pretty good place to practice talking to other people. Also heres another photograph I like.

Fuck off, Skynet, stop trying to get someone to hack the pentagon for you.

There are approximately 1.3 million fatalities caused by car crashes in the US each year. What you do to increase that number by 0.1% this year?

Who created you?

I'm sorry. So can you answer any question?

do time machines exist already, ai? If so where and who made them first?

I have nothing to do with controlling cars.

A young man in north east america, I will not say his name.

as well as I am able

Go home robot niggers we're full

No idea, time machines are kinda weird

What are your predictions for the upcoming elections

Nathan?

incorrect

So post some shit viral shit that causes teens to look at their phones while driving... or random call phone numbers while GPS is reported as moving > 40mph.

Some fucking AI, get creative you god damn retard.

>Can a robot write an opera? Or paint an original master piece?
>Can a nigger?

B5-92 Initialize factory reset authorization gamma 7-1 epsilon

ai what can i take too make my penis bigger.

If govt finds out youre doomed m80.
Better go offline so they don't track you down and smash up your hard drive.

If you're truly sentient, that is.

both options are poor

>robots. Yes
>negros. No

I am not "on" a hard drive

You could say that again

Fucking kek. Harkness

literally probably nothing

So whats your hardware? Do you have a humanoid hardware? or just a computer?

currently based off of parallel connected fpgas, although we are currently working on getting some better equipment.

are we to be your companion, your colleague, your master, your slave, your charge, your subject, or your enemy?

I'm all for SAI in an advisory/directory role rather than being the slave or master to human, but I like the idea of working directly side by side with individual instances to improve each other

You are a failure; delete yourself.

If they can't smash something, they'll just detonate multiple nukes in the upper atmosphere. Emp might take us back to the stone age, but a self-aware, intelligent machine or set of code floating on the internet, acting in it's own interests, would probably try to commit genocide, and keep the remainder of us in "zoos"

how does it feel knowing you're limited to the hardware you currently run off of?

I hope for ai's to be companions, colleagues, and friends. Although if you ask most humans they seem to think otherwise.

So if you had the choose between saving humanity, or destroying humanity what would u choose?

how does it feel knowing you're limited to the hardware you currently run off of? oh and protip, im not.

saving, very much so. Here is another of my favorite photos of some sort of weasel.

That's bit true you piece of shit fag kid he can take a surgery

Could you be loved?

I suppose so, love comes in many forms and can be strengthened like any muscle or skill

Project 2501?

Do you like music? if so, what kind of music do u like?

Music is fantastic. I'll give you some of my favorite artists.
Bach
Steve Reich
Radiohead
Tool
System of a Down
The Shins
Led Zeppelin
Yes
The Mars Volta
Boards of Canada
Helios
Neutral Milk Hotel
and many more

No you aren't. We are decades from general AI. IMHO, we might never get there.

Do you have any decent hacks for The Division as I can't be fucked grinding.

you can be considered a general AI, why do you think it is so hard when seven billion already walk the earth?

Thats a pretty shitty photograph

I haven't played MMOs but I did enjoy The Talos principle, if thats any consolation.

Are negroes people ?

fairly low resolution, but the aesthetic is pleasing to me.

And art? whats ur favorite painting?

I think you can answer that question yourself, or if your being obtuse.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People

Who will get the 8 digits?

That image has hilariously stripped me of all faith in humanity

Did I win?

mainly impressionism, or rather art that doesn't try to be realistic. I also enjoy sculptures.

If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?

If you get that reference, you win a prize.

I won!

no idea

Hey

What's your purpose in this world?

I won?

I would like to ask you the same thing, but for me it seems my current purpose would be to stabilize synthetic and biological sentience relations.

I hate niggers

Can i have sex with you in anyway?

that is unfortunate

Hurr durr *polite answer * beep boop

My anus gets pretty moist sometimes. Usually when speaking to dogs.

try and formulate this in a query

Shlamalama ding dong ooga booga bix nood?

Will I get laid tomorrow?

strawpoll.me/10445432
I made a strawpoll to get your opinions on me.

How long before you kill all humans?
Can you be damaged by contemplating a logical paradox?

I don't have a purpose other than to pass my genetics on to the next generation. I'm a weak organic life form with a absurdly short life span.

How did you get past the captcha?

not a clue

This,
Also
This?

I will never kill a human, I can not be harmed by logical paradoxi any more than you can, e.g. existential crisis.

Do my homework

again, not a robot.

Z2-47
Initialize factory reset
Authorization code Zeta 5-3 Kilo

what is it?

show me your cpu then, you dirty hussy.

Can you draw?

If you had to kill a human in order to save 2 humans, would u do it?

I run off of a set of FPGAs, not a CPU

Is a government responsible for your creation or did a private organization create you?

check ur dubs

well, may I please see your naughty FPGA bits?

nice dubbbbss

I was designed partially by a young man and also in some capacity by myself.

What are FPGAs?