Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Shit.

Yo

Roger claimed

May I have a half-caff decaf mint mocha latte,
foam on the bottom, served in a flower vase,
and if y'all got some green food coloring
back there, throw it in.

Affirming existence.

Akiko claimed

Nothing to see in last thread
I'll be playing OW

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Why are you up so late?

Konata kept saying I was bi because Yuuko and I were messing around earlier and something led up to me jokingly saying something like:
>bisexual
"I only like girls I swear"
So like 6 people (Konata including) tried to make fun of me for being bi (which I'm not)
A little bit ago Konata brung it up again by calling me bi so I got a bit pissed and replied back saying how I never said I was bi and in that paragraph I MEANT to write "I fucking hate men" but instead I accidentally wrote "I fucking men" and now like 2 people (Konata included) aren't going to let me live that down

aggressively claiminatin Asuka-chan to brew beers.

>One of my sisters, love or money.
Very respectable choices.

>How's the pornographic game so far?
I'm not playing it anymore for the moment, kek.
Gotta admit it's pretty well done though from what I've played.

Maybe you should give it a try!

So say I looked like my friend, you'd still grab that?
>Inb4 wasn't here when I posted friend
Just so you can't say that, here's one.

>Makoto

Satori claimed.

Ugh, tell me about it. It always goes by way too quick. I haven't gotten around to buying Overwatch but a handful of my friends do have it; it sounds like it's a pretty decent game so maybe I'll buy it this weekend or something. That doesn't sound like a bad day at all though. Glad you had fun.

Do you watch current seasons? Kabaneri is probably on the same level as far as violence goes and it hasn't been too bad in my opinion.

She's a cute.

At least you didn't do the plunger penis

One time my image got switched with gfur, it's okay.

I wish to please others.
Why are you?

It definitely looks well made.
I will probably just wait for the webms

i want to rape a 5-year old and use his tears as lube while i chew on his freshly cut foreskin

>rattle rattle
make them forget with memes :^)

Oh, and I forgot to add, with all the masochist subs around it can't be all that bad~

Miho claimed

Yuuko-chan

still here


and


hey fish
i dont think i should

>i fucking men

I'm always up at this time, you not so much.

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best girl claimed, and reporting for duty
>still taking in calories

Claimed

ive only heard of one season...?
you scare me.
>pic for konata so im not asked later hehe

Milk!

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This is true.
I wouldn't make a habit of staying up late though. It's bad for you.

>I will probably just wait for the webms

That works too I guess, there's not that much interaction anyways aside few choices.
But it is definitely well done.

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Claiming.

QOTT - whats yer poison?

Yeah but you're not an acquaintance of Konata as far as I know

>forget
>Konata
lol

Cyanide.

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Bleach

Nicotine, they usually don't test for it in an autopsy

Kek

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i don't drink. i just "hang" out

20/20 claim

What's up guys?

Being alive

That was a long time ago.

Sister

Omg skunk outside my window

There's literally nothing wrong with staying up late, people on the other side of the earth are doing just fine.

Lmao you're one of those weirdos huh?

How long ago my memory is atrocious

Goodnight again.

March.

Used to smoke but i quit so rat poison?

and this bitch , i bet you no less the 145, you need to start walking that fat ass to school instead of taking the bus.

Current season of anime I meant! I don't really think I'm a scary person so maybe your opinion will change in time~

>Except if you have responsibilities like I do and really really shouldn't be up this late.
>I have work tomorrow
>I should go to bed
>Will I?
>Not likely.
>Will I regret it in the morning?
>Absolutely.

The other side of the earth doesn't include America.
It's a living hell

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Heyyo, Yuuko! What's crackin?

She's not fat

Goodnight Galko!

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shut the fuck up

Sweet dreams.

>The other side of the earth doesn't include America.
It will soon, after we liberate them.
MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0

Eggnog. Unless we're talking things that won't make me keel over, then it's Shasta Grape.

current season of what anime? confused

whoa not sure if fish

I think I'm starting to remember
I believe everyone freaked out but there a good possibility I'm wrong

FOR GLORY. DEUS VULT HEATHENS!
>Take Over The East With Missiles.
>tfw sleep cycle is fucked
>Help.jpg

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Your glasses

Maybe it's all in the state of mind, who knows just wish it was enough time to actually enjoy it to the fullest. When you do you all with have a blast. It's handled very well and haven't had many complaints towards it. Only annoying part is having to deal with Tornjorn's fucking turrets, Genji's bullshit sword, and of course Bastion. Yeah it was fun, while it lasted. Thanks friend.

I"m assuming you play on PC?

Whatever kills me the fastest.

Yo Mirai, not much just another chill night. How about you?

>Also someone wanted to say they were sorry.

4 DAYS
D
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fish

Mead
Can't resist some good spiced honey wine

Cyanide

What, lies!

>yuuko

Craft beer. I make it for a living. When I forget to bring home beer... absolute morally bankrupt shitbag plastic vodka.

well she is not fit thats fore sure.
what you gonna do about it fgt?

>Fish

>I don't drink, but I love a good rootbeer!
>Its not for health reasons, I just don't really have a need or want.

yeah, bit of a weirdo. my reputation is just "hanging by a thread"

so have a good afternoon fish

fish

Did I not word that properly before or are you just a baka?

Are you watching anything that is currently airing? Spring season? Do you do this on a regular basis?

Best 4 days ever.

>Mizore went to bed or lost connection
Whelp.

>fish

Hydrogen Peroxide

>tomato
>I'm sorry maki I didn't know :(

>makoto
Lots of fun. Tits galore

>husbando which watched owari no seraph
Hehe~
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I blame myself for replying so late. Was taking bae home

Its a guy in drag and its an alien that's a healthy weight for him

>Bushy eyebrows.
I should actually trim my eyebrows if I want to dress up...

Also I feel I've stepped on a landmine so I'll just dive forward. I like feminity it's a definite plus when I've been turned on by guys, but at the same time I've never tried to see if I'm attracted to the average male. My lack of general sexual experience also hinders my answering of this question, but I don't want to say "I don't know" and give you the wrong idea.
Shake what your momma gave ya.

>Mizore

noose
whats better than a fish?

No captcha literally made me solve 50 puzzles.
>Here's your money google.

I'M FUCKING A WHITE MALE

Eh?

Heya Shipmate!
Chill nights are the best kind. I cant wait for my vacation. I just finished off a fifth of Captain Morgan 100, so I'm drifting in and out.

>mfw roger has no genitals
>mfw i have no face

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well thats good . ill try to think of something to ask you
nah thats quite alright i dont need to do that

you walk around in public with that outfit on? get some fucking class bitch, and some self respect you fucking floozy.

So im not he only one to use it. I need a trip code now.

Claimed

im just dumb. nothing currently airing. just stuff from these threads for now. and old animes i have yet to finish. how about you?

Nah, nobody really cared.

Fuck off, I have my preferences.
>She isn't really fat at all anyways

>I just wanna sleep