I'm dying to fap in ramadhan Sup Forums

I'm dying to fap in ramadhan Sup Forums
any advice?

KYS camel fucking mudslime scum.

kill self, get virgins. its that simple

fap

kill yourself

eat bacon

Stop following an absolutely filthy fascist religion

imam told me the same thing

advice?
dont be muslim

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Doesn't your religion forbid you from fapping every time of the year? Why do you suddenly care when it's Ramadan?

Eating pork always suppresses my need to fap, you should try that

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Are you really dying? Your fellow Muslims will probably kill you if you do.

Don't worry. you can marry a few women in the future to make up for it.
all the whitefags here are dying for that option.
bacon is crazy unhealthy and fasting helps the body "reboot".
just do other things to take your mind off fapping.
get off Sup Forums for a while. talk to people.
you know the things all these fags should do too.

Stop being such a sand nigger

stop being a sand nig

Just fap.
Or what, some magic force will smite you if you do?
Your magic man will punish you because you touched your dick on a special holiday?

For real now, why do people pray to such petty creatures? Can't someone imagine a god that's awesome and doesn't give a shit about all the retarded stuff you do?

He was serious

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Sup Forumsism a religion which demands you fap every waking moment.
withdraw from the world and only value the opinion of anonymous assholes you met online.
and as a Sup Forumsist you worship the all powerful knowing Alpha. which you try to copy altho you never get off Sup Forums

just fap in the night