[sleepover voice] guys, we should go to sleep now. No talking

[sleepover voice] guys, we should go to sleep now. No talking.

That's right. Get some rest

Goodnight

*not talking*

good night, user
dream nice

Goodnight OP
*flips over and starts wacking it*

not touching either

But I just woke up.

Let me cuddle with you front to back so you'll fall back to sleep beautiful

Those of you who just got up: get to work! But this is crew rest get some sleep.

hey guys. wanna watch faces of death?

*snores obnoxiously loud*

*kicks your leg*

*light cough*

*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

*snore* *snore* *sno- Hey wtf, what's that feeling?!
Who the hell is fucking my ass?!!!

*Queefs midsleep*

We have grills at our sleepovers?!

user, you asleep yet?

i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 2, can you guys guess what it is?

good night OP!

good night anons!

good night wanker!

good night gassy anons!

good night snoring user!

guys remember if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down

it's the middle of the day you fucking retard

Uhhh is it 1

Anyone wanna play Magic or Gwent?

I can't sleep

No, you?

I think Jeremy is jerking off under the covers guys...

Sleep tight anons!

haha i OP you stole this thread from me i originally posted it on s4s go check

zzz

Nigger

Hey user
Wanker here, I just finished and it landed on the dog, should we wake OP up? Or what do we do?

its ok i forgive you OP goodnight

*waits for a quiet pause and makes the most obnoxious fart sound he can*

you're nice. wanna spoon?

*pokes* user, what do you think happens after you die?

takbir

-Whispers to Op-

Can I get a pillow?

Also, Check em.

ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

Hey its your uber driver I just called you to say everything gun b alright :)

Let's hold
down and fart on him...

allah akbar!

sure it is a lil cold

i said BETWEEN!
Come on now.

Allah will tell you all my friend

I think somebody left the window open, mind if I join?

yeah that's ok. I call middle spoon.

Can someone tell me a bedtime story before i fall asleep and start drooling all over my pillow.?

let the warmth of allah heat you chram my friend

allahuakbar

I never get invited to spoon....:(

i want some jay jay on my pee pee

cant sleep with my balls this full

cmon over, it can be human spoonipede.

*bolts up quickly*
WAIT WAIT WHERE THE FUCK DID THE WEED GO?!

Nigger

up the pooper

like everything else here. always.

Thanks guys
*cuddles*

*snuggle*

night

*in a very low whisper*
"Penis..."

can i cum into your butthole?

i cant sleep with my balls this full.

Night
*passes out*

Not my butthole but my mouth would be okay

NGGGHHHH

>>spurt sblurt splurge

aah.
thanks.

Penis.

>Swallows
No problem man I'm here for you.
Goodnight ;)

*slowly & quietly unwraps a condom and flings it in the dark toward other people*

What the fuck man. That surprise cringe attack.