I Need a Plan on How to Trick someone into raping a corpse. Thx

I Need a Plan on How to Trick someone into raping a corpse. Thx
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Dude what?

Sell your asshole on the streets.
Wait for oldfag to put his wrinkly, graying dick in your asshole.
Kill yourself, faggot.

You should try making a corpse trick you into raping yourself

You cannot rape a corpse. Also, just take a man home from a gaybar and shoot yourself in the head while he is ploughing you. He will have been defiling your corpse for at least a second.

>Hypnotize that person
>tell him you want sex at your place in 2 hours
>tell him you'll be asleep but he has to fuck you to wake you up
>go to your place
>leave the door unlocked
>kill yourself

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bro dont use electronic devices for a bit its nicer that way :^) go look at a newspaper instead and go feel that shit up

I mean tricking someone into raping a dead person, not me

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