Wake up

>wake up
>see this
>wat do?

Swallow it whole

Suck him dry

Turn 360° and walk away

>him

punch balls
run

Fuck. Fell asleep in front of the mirror again.

Which would be in his direction

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He's got a nice knob

This thread gets it

Put my right hand around his throat, my left hand up his ass and his cock in my mouth, then see which he does first: cum, cry or die.

Kill it

Ask him why a guy with such a large penis would want tits and dress like a girl

Give us a kiss

Did I get anal? Top not bottom up!

We love anal

Jealous?

Break the neck and dispose of the body.

frot away

"I gotta pee first"

>grab gun
>tie him up
>cut dick off
>fuck hole where dick was
does this make me gay?

nice trips you got, eh ?

Riiiight lol

It's really uncomfortable taking with a full bladder!

Ewwww invert

The spots on the dick! What is that? Like, specifically. Closest match I've found so far, anyone know what STI that is?

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Start suckin

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I HAVE THIS TOO. WHAT IS IT

Kill him for trespassing

Well it ain't gonna suck itself.

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violence ensues

Kill in the name of God.

>being this new

Slowly pull down panties and get down to business

Ask mom why did she wake me up so early since I don't have school today

This

hot

Ask her why her dick is so small, I only want dicks above 9 inches.

shut up children, thats normal human penis...

the penis hair follicles are often raised

>Roll on stomach
> present asshole

>The spots on the dick
There's clearly obvious, clearly horrible razor burn just a little bit to the left, and you focus on the spots. They're called Fordyce spots by the way, and are perfectly normal. Oil glands or something...

You were saying?

Right

Bend over, bite pillow.

They're not fucking fordyce spots fam. Believe me. If they were fordyce spots then they wouldn't be up that high, and if they were fordyce spots then I would've had them before I lost my virginity. They appeared like a week after the first time I had sex so trust me that right there is not fordyce.

nice. such a good girl

This is the trap in OPs pic

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name doe?

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>kneel in front
>pull down panties
>suck until he's about to cum
>let him finish on my face
>say "Thank you, daddy"
>spend the day cooking, cleaning, and taking care of my beautiful master

Let me track it down

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Grab a brush and put a little make up

troll trolling the trolls

cumshot from the hottie?

Nice digits bruh