Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Chara claimed
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How the fuck is California in a drought?
There's water to the left of y'all
like, go get it
It's always been there
Hello
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Or stable ground
this Jinsang guy I just found is pretty alright actually
The water's saltier than Tenryuu
>going out on staged dressed like that
Salt water is not usable water unless we get one of those huge plants. Really begs the question of why we haven't yet.
Claiming and leaving to catch some sleep. Later /waifu/
>staged
Night Rattles.
Gonna go to the gym
See ya guys later!
Good afternoon thread.
Good night Shizubru.
>staged
Yeah, something Mio probably wouldn't ever do.
we're all gonna make it
sleep
why don't you start with removing the salt from y'all attitude
Forgot picture
>probably
No Mio just straight up wouldn't do that
auto correct is a bitch.
>feeding your fat face.
bitch its called fruit.
>why don't you start with removing the salt from y'all attitude
R E K T
E
K
T
good thing blood isn't that salty. It's more rusty
Because I wouldn't have anything to salt my fries with!
True, I should of worded that better.
Why must you say these things
I like the metallic taste of blood.
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I used to donate blood :o
I had fries earlier they good ^-^
Have any of you capped off while sick and stopped right at the climax because you're worried your semen would squirt out black and stain your Dakimakura collection?
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whoops meant to link song on top >.<
>konata
I'm not a big fan of that taste personally
>I used to donate blood
Konata = hero
It wasn't worded that badly
Edna best :P
Me too
>used to donate blood
I wanted to, am not allowed to
>squirt out black
I'm not squirting oil like you m8
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GOLDBERG CLAIMED!
I like seeing edgy 14 year olds like you on Sup Forums
s-sorry, pls dont be upset.
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I donated before
Got that O Negative blood
I stopped since I got a false positive for Hepatitis C, I went to the doctor but he says I'm fine, but even still you can't donate blood once you test positive, even if it's a false positive .-.
real talk, donating plasma is good money and every NEET should do it
you are a blood god :O
Hepatitis lol
clmd
Pepsi at ten in the morning, my life is in trouble...
Well it could of been better
Huh, fine. Now some one has claimed Ritsu I have more reason to use my Mio and Ritsu pictures.
I just got some sweet oreo's
I'm actually 12.
>I wanted to, am not allowed to
Because of your relationships? Not sure if the rules change from country to country.
My dad has it, but I hopefully don't says the doctor, it's very scary, my dad got some liver surgery, it pretty much kills it ;-;
I just say I'm 18 so I can use Sup Forums :p
>I'm not squirting oil like you m8
i'm being serious here mate, i don't want black jizz ruining my shit.
>nobody came
>i came
I should do that on the internet too, maybe I could access porn sites.
>black jizz
Nigga wut?
We haven't yet because it takes a lot of energy to turn salt water into fresh water
that's how I get on the naughty subreddits >:)
why don't you start with removing the salt from ya attitude?
Sounds dumb, but we have the same here
Pretty much.
>Have you ever had sex with a guy
>yes, been 3 years since that and am tested for HIV
>not allowed to donate blood
You seriously jizz black sperm? You should go see a doctor then
faggot
>12
Homura are you serious? Homura is the biggest badass here then.
>my dad has it
Yeah better hope you don't have it
>black jizz
HOL UP
i'm sick, and i'm worried that if i masturbate i'll squirt black, infected semen all over my body pillows and stain them/
>nobody will ever know I'm 3 years old
WHITEFACE CLAIMED FUCKERS
i don't know if i actually do or not. i just want to know i anyone can confirm if my jizz would stain my bed black or not.
>jenny
best waifu ever
my dad would have to sex me and he did not do that I hope
the worse my semen has ever been is green, but black just sounds crazy :O
You just told us!
Mods ban plz
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>loli banned from reddit
What else could you use it for?
Homophobic society at it's finest.
You think I would lie on the internet? I finished Elementary school last year.
You could just use a napkin, or fap into a test-tube and store the black jizz as a bio weapon.
Are you also a dog?
>I'm the real Dirty Dan
i feel like we are going to become best of friends, or maybe more.
yes, it can stain your black bed
Sup Peridot?
Not their fault, the superiors are shit but well, saves me a needle in my arm
>the worst my semen has ever been is green
That makes me feel even worse
what will i use it against?
>trips don't lie
And a few hours of nausea.
cute waifu
pics of dead kids :D
You've never had it
>green?
>stealing a tweet for your caption
all your wiafus are mine
Caspian Paddock claimed
you rolled a magnum
well shit
oh man you caught me user! :p >_<
>konata
>You think I would lie on the Internet?
Absolutely not. /s
Claiming Tatara Kogasa, the best umbrella.
shit
How can your semen turn green?!
So just use a tissue
so it's a win-win situation for me now
I wonder what the maybe more part is.
I don't know, your boss? Don't you ever have the urge to kill somebody?
He has a middle tooth.
Is that what you masturbate to, other than Konata?
kek
None can compare to my wifu
Am I the only one with green semen?!
I cen be ur angle or ur devil >:P
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Dem hips don't lie.
Mods also ban plz
Oh yes
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Seems like it
You need trips to steal my waifu you dreck
no, am i supposed to?
but that will just stain the tissue
i've always wanted to kill Mugi, but i dunno where he lives. Does nigger cum work against other niggers?
>thumbnail
wtf
you can throw away the tissue then
>Chara
I'm a cat!
I saved this pic mugi :)
oh well :p
Why
I was like the first person here to talk to you mang
I have more of these coming
Folders
It's nice to have flexible tastes.
What?
I think so, but I never had the chance to test it.
I want a cat that watches anime and browses Sup Forums.
Let me be your cat then
we can be friends too, its just ritsu and mio go wayyyy back.
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Megumin best girl
You better like shrimp and ham because that's how I treat my cat.
but that would be a waste of a good tissue
pics or never happened
i'll just have to wait and see then.
shrimp yes
ham no
I am muslim cat
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never seen this pic, looking good :3
can muslim watch anime? (serious question no bully)
Dreck?
Go back to Germany you eurocuck
Well then cum in the tissue and then blow your nose with it
Goddamn you robots are complicated
How did you even get it to green?