/heem/: mma math edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Faber isn't retiring
mmamania.com/2016/6/24/12026974/ufc-urijah-faber-shoots-down-retirement-rumors-has-no-plans-fight-tj-dillashaw-mma

>Barboza-Mendelez becomes new UFC on Fox 20 comain event
mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12026544/with-glover-teixeira-out-gilbert-melendez-vs-edson-barboza-upgraded

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hehe

3rd for randa

rampage winning round 3 atm but lost 1st and 2nd

Just seen Ngannou vs Bojan Mihajlovic is on the main card for the FOX Chicago card

You're welcome, Aussiebro

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29-28 rampage unless the judges unironically give jap the 2nd for pushing towards a fence and getting hit

Very close fight

10-8 Ishii
10-9 Hampage
10-9 Hampage

28-28 Draw

Draw

Rampage is gonna win isn't he.

10-8 ishii
10-9 ishii
10-9 rampage

>IISHI SUCKS

if rampage doesn't win i will commit suicide on camera

so what's the ideal grappling style to use for clinch work and transitioning into takedowns?

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>couldn't knock him out man

Gee, I can't imagine why. Have you thought about throwing strikes?

capped

29-28 Jackson

>sal d'amato

HE'S STILL MY BOY

>30-27 Rampage

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Got it right tbqh

>30-27 Rampage

LMAOOOO THE FIX IS IN BOYS

ROBBERY!!!

judge 3 needs to have his legs broken

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Holy shit Bellator is so fixed

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He also scored Cruz-Dillashaw 49-46 Dillashaw
He's a joke

And people said the Fedor fight was rigged

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that gooks face when KEK

Just retire you fucking goof.

>J U D G E S
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Why didn't you pick Ishii /heem? Ishii trains with Schaub, and you memers love Schaub.

Demi Lovato has trained at Cung Le's gym.

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I hope judges aren't paid because he wasn't watching.

are you guys serious Sal D'amato did it again?

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IIshi won that

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you guys sticking around for kickboxing?

I keep wanting to take bellator seriously but >30-27

Now the betting odds make clear sense

Fuck yes, kickboxing!

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>so what's the ideal grappling style to use for clinch work and transitioning into takedowns?

The form is kind of terrible but atleast shes not a poser

Nah man I gotta get up early for work tomorrow.

Nigga where the fuck do you think you are of course I am!

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Was it fixed, lads?

lol 29-28 rampage any other score is objectively wrong

>Ishii be like

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xXssq6Hff8A

uploading some of the webms the guy in last thread asked /heem/ to upload now that i'm back on my computer

oh fuck motormouth meathead is back on the mic.

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The fix was in

said no one ever

Why the fuck did you want the stretched Bisbong face image for?

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>the city of Lellator

That's just an objectively stupid post

Easily could've and probably should've been 29-28 Ishii

He started gassing after a round though

>probably should've been 29-28 Ishii

wasnt me lad

Bellator don't assign the judges brehs
Blame the bumfuck commission for whatever state they were in

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Heem yourself my man. I'm not joking about that. Also fuck Rampage.

>yum big titties
>cheating on my wife at the time
>I hate roiders but it's cool for me to do TRT
>raping Japanese men and women
>smoking weed and drinking
>oh lawd thank you Cheezus
Phony ass nigga

Rampage is the slowest black athlete ever.

>/heem/ goes to the store

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Bellator pays commission, it's obvious at this point.

no offense /heem/ brother glad to hear it

>This is the oldest I've ever been in a fight

What did he mean by this?

Nice to see you can read

I'm honestly going to start watching for Sal D'Amato and betting on upsets in big main events

Fuck, I'll never get to the bottom of this. Now I have to keep track of all Aussies who post that image to find out.

Lmao, her stand up game is atrocious.

Greco Roman wrestling

kek

Makes no sense to promote Rampage who has very little marketability or value as a fighter left, instead of actually giving Ishii with a good number of years left a win. I don't think it's a fix as much as it was incompetence.

would you Randy's daughter lads?

Who here could heem me?

Lel when has that not been true for any fighter?

that wont work he's just that retarded

Ishii was the underdog by alot this fight

29-28 rampage is objectively the correct score, if you scored it otherwise you don't know mma

How does joe beat kato with bigger gloves?

Ok I'm a ways behind but I just watched the first round and no way lol

didn't Schilling lose his last fight in the ring? I know he got knocked down but I cant remember if he actually lost.

Went to grade school with Joe. Let's go Joe fuck em up.

my internet is shitting itself right now
i'll upload the other 5 when my connection gets better

So I assume you're just an exception to that rule then lol

Britain because they're big boys now

>rampage won that fight
>my dick is bigger than 3 inches
>my gf doesn't cheat on me
>my cats don't just use me for food
>my dad didn't abandon me
>pluto is still a planet
>the moon is made of cheese
>i'm 5'6 but not a manlet
>women's studies is a good major
>/r/mma is better than /heem/
>my mom doesn't hate me

mitrione is calling the kickboxing?

didnt he suffer brain damage a couple of hours ago

Pretty sure he lost by decision and cried about it being rigged rigged or something along those lines.

hmm.

There's gotta be a way to game this idiot

weebs btfo

>that big ass telegraphing those kicks from outer space

hnnnnnnng

Webm of the Mitrione fight?

I missed it

Take it to /asp/ guys. MMA is a good sport for /sp. But meme boxing is as alternative as it gets. You have to go back.

Fuck, Schilling is some of the worst fighters I've seen.

Rogan and that Diaz nuthugger on his podcast made him out as one of the best strikers out there who one taps people and what not. Somehow they're surprised this guy can't put down the Diaz bros in sparring.

He's fucking shit. God damn meathead cunt.

>vs southpaw
>circling to your right
not even once

kickboxing is such a meme

fat hunt was a champ