Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Chara claimed

Early bake?

Mami's mammaries

I told you to go by the ahoge!

Gonna try to study a bit, brb in one minute.

How do i hold all these eggs!

damn thats lewd.
more karen feet pls

how do i become a maymay?

gonna go play lol lol

Biri Biri

Hello

This is good advice, I'll write it down!
Where you at?

Dump them on the floor and pick them up later!

See you in 15 minutes

insert bleach into the mouth hole
this births the memay

byebye

ritsu no
ritsu please

>claiming yume
Your are not McBirb the REEEEEEE of all REEEEEEES
get off you fuckin imposter cunt

Started browsing boorus yet?

Just got home. Stopped and got food. Love me my chicken tendies.

but i don't like the taste of bleach

Going for steal

POWER OUTAGE INCOMING FRIENDS
WITNESS ME
SHINY AND CHROME

I'm done with you, Mai, I tough you were the biggest shitposter in history. Sometimes I write messages too vulgar when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Mai, how was your sleep?
I've got a waifu, too, but I'm too busy stalking the archive. If I collect all your picture, guess what I'ma say?
I'ma say "I'm Mai, the biggest shitposter in the history of /waifu."


Dear Mai, you still ain't called or replied, I hope you're shitposting somewhere
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't notice me everywhere
If you didn't wanna respond to a meme, you don't have to
But at least you could've said "fine", as you always use to.

denied

ah, you know what, fine, have Chara, I'm off anyway for a while

No one steal my husbando

Trying again for steal

Mhmm I have. I'm also rewatching k-on! now to get some pictures.

I made cry mai waifu, help!

Hmmm, that might just work!

thats what drugs are for

Hank, I'm hungry. Could I get 2 burgers, heavily seasoned, medium rare?

Yes! Sounds good
Downloaded some stuff or doing it online?
Start naming or sorting them now, will help you with organization later

wash it down with some thumbtacks
Yum yum!

Eating them with what? Yum yum
How many pictures you got on your phone?

Are you okay? How did you get so tiny?

Hank only cooks for his family, friends, and senpai

Nothing, I eat mine plain.
>Despite what Mizore says, I actually am very simple and plain.
And 2,718. I have all my waifu pics on here.

bane of my existence

>Nothing, I eat mine plain.
pleb detected
why nigga
Honey mustard is great!
>haha le funny r9k meme very funny
it really is, no sides either?

i don't mind thumbtacks. i'll try that

i'm tired. it's like 1am over and i feel sick. goodnight everybody

All your waifu's are now mine. Period.
You see, I've created an algorithm capable of rolling a trips and higher all the time, EVERY time.

I have an IQ of 168 and my superior intellect makes me a danger to people like you. I've challenged and defeated the foremost chess masters on planet Earth. I've traced ALL of your IP addresses (even of those "lurking"). Don't believe me? I've hacked NASA satellites just for the heck of it.

Don't be scared, you'll get used to your new overlord soon.

Expect me.

>Start naming or sorting them now
if only i would of done that before it was too late

I was trying to download it, but after a few attempts I just decided to find a HQ version online for now. Yeah I will do, I'll start to name the current pictures I have then I'll start getting more!

Nigga, I am turbo plain. Everything I eat is either plain, or salted. EVERYTHING!

And nah, I got some French fries.

night night robo dude

Can you please let me keep Karen Mr Hacker Dude?

>6 folders
>2.3k
Pls

>eats everything plain
BOY

Shit nigger what the fuck are you doing
post my mind is full of fuck
it's not too late
you can still fix it

Nice!
If you aren't going to do it by emotions, do it by characters or just Mio (#)
Sort gifs into a seperate folder since you have so many

this is wrong

Wot

At least it's easy to remember what I want from places!
>Since I always get the same thing anyways

I'll most likely do it on emotion, and yeah I'll sort my gifs out. Right now everything is in one folder, which I'm about to start sorting out

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nice anime memes

You can use a batch renamer. Or just have windows do it for you, if you do filenames will look like mine.


Nice, how many gigs is that?

>85 folders
U wot m8

Equal opportunities told methat I had to post images that all people of all sizes could enjoy so.

calling bullshit on this one

Only about 1.6 gigs.

that's a very thoughtful thing to do socks

done studying?

meme

I have mine on multiple folders too, +others has like 10 subfolders.

Hinoka best gril

Claimed.

Claimed

Just having a small break.

post pls help me

Yes, much love goes to my ant citezens

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Does /waifu/ like death metal?

I've never seen you talk this much
socks
Watcha doin for today?

>

how about that?

lol

kek, if that was death metal they might

i grew out of that shit like 4 years ago.

Jesus I haven't listened to them since my edgy middle school days user.
>I still enjoy them a bit

>wake me up

Nice.

also claiming kyouko

Kyoko!

yeah you guys can't even step to me
>Karen

Top kek.
By the Karen, there's a Reimu thread up right now if you wanna go check it out.

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Well Meme'd.

>tfw no one says hi

Wearing nothing but, ironically, kneesocks and playing gta
Days off are fun!

Whoops, I thought I did. I'm focused on organising my folders. Hey Yui, how's it going?

I swear I thought it was just a random Yui poster. Hey Oblivion.

> but I've been using Sup Forums downloader and a built in screen cap to download every imagine
this faggot is saving my rare ritsus!

Vigil?

saved

thanks for reminding me i needed to take out the trash.

That's pretty kinky, I like it very much
White socks?
Is the new expansion any fun? Any nice clothes?

save it my dude

kek thanks

You posted right with the other random claimer, I thought you were a troll
look yui, it's a ritsu
Now you guys are just missing the twintails girl for a full k-on

No.

Don't post gore again please
My wife's son was posting with me and he went into shock

>just missing the twintails girl
all jokes aside, we dont need her. she is a no fun killjoy.

Same familia, trying to sort my now.
>he remembered.
Oh you mother fucker.

How you all doing?

Are you backing that up? It would be sad to lose all that data... or perhaps it would be a reason good enough for you to stop doing it since I recall you hating it.

why isn't this your waifu karen?

for real nigga? why?

sorry ghost
I will not disturb your lurk again
please dont spook me

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Roll

Good luck with sorting. I'm just about finishing up my current, then I'm going to rewatch k-on to get some screenshots. Maybe I'll even watch the movie, as I haven't yet

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[can't wake up]

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LESS SHITPOSTING, MORE CAPS!

good one
She's showing a little too much skin for me though
who do I thank for this laff?

all that shit is easy, its the rare ones you need to save, any one can watch the show and pop some screens, but where the fuck are you going to find something like this.

That is, odd.