>be me
>order some za
>pizza delivery guy comes to door
>about to hand me the za
>sees my shirt
>pic related
>he says "nice shirt, i have the same one"
>i say "that's cool man"
>he hands me the za
>i hand him the dosh
>close door and go eat
if you see this, thanks for the za brother
stop saying za
Dan the ledge man :D
>be me
>delivering some pizza
>come to the door
>smell of cum and grease fills the air
>this ginger looks as soulless as a ginger could be
>about to hand him the money
>see his shirt
>i have the same one my friend gave to me when he was 5
>i say "nice shirt, i have the same one"
>"the- the- that's cool muh- muh- man"
>autist mumbles over his words
>hand him the pizza to get it over with
>he hands me the money
>it has semen stains all over it
>he slams the door and i can hear his heavy breathing from the other side
>cringe.jpg
>leave
Flying lotus is a mu-tant, i guess. met him at a grocery store in LA. Technically counts.
>>delivering some pizza
>>about to hand him the money
no. the za was great btw
these are my favourite kinds of posts. toppest kek
PIzza delivery guys call the goods 'money' you dome fuck
it could've been his change
>mac demarco concert
>leaving after encore
>tall long haired stoner behind me
>taps me on the shoulder and says "Nice darkthrone shirt"
>awkwardly thank him
>"Hey man if you wanna go burn some churches sometime just let me know"
>I start sweating, holy shit another Sup Forumstant
>Finally outside the venue
>He smirks at me and says "see you on moo"
>leave venue with tears in my eyes, just moved here he could have been my first friend
fucking lel
'za' is kinda popular among italian americans, my mom likes to say it
i could've used the friend
Ugh, I would be really uncomfortable if someone mentioned Sup Forums irl
>meet mu guy
>Gives fake name
>Can't find him
Such is life I guess.
I went to an OPN show with froks and Prismadoll
Shit was hype
sounds fun
there was a kid in one of my classes who was an mu tripfag. he was BATLORD. i never told him i knew who he was but he posted pics on here.
i also went to school with kevin from three chord dorks
is 3cd still doing his awful comics?
that's a depressing thought.
>moo
i think its over
So Varg is delivering Pizzas these days? I know he has youtube videos where he just goes to the middle of nowhere to talk about killing one guy. Maybe he's on his way to deliver pizzas.
how do you say it? EMYOO?
>go to car seat headrest show 9/15/16
>by myself standing in front of the stage
>show starts in a hour
>some random guys start talking to me
>"yeah i LOVED teens of denial "
>" i was just here last week to see swans"
>he's pretty nice but has a total meme personality
>tells me how he's going to see death grips the next day
>says he has a seinfeld x death grips meme shirt hes going to wear there
>log on to Sup Forums a few days later
>open a thread about death grips show at terminal 5
>everyones talking about the guy wearing the seinfeld x dg shirt
>same guy from the CSH show
i knew he was a Sup Forumstant the second he started talking about swans
he even posted a picture of himself in the dg thread on mu
Italians are objectively a shit race though
>*logs on to Sup Forums*
what did i mean by this?
timmy is that u m8
Writes down his trip in the Name bar, obviously
>at university
>wearing my TMR shirt
>holding hands with my gf (she's wearing a Loveless shirt i gave her, she doesn't even know that's an album)
>dude walks up to me and says "how did you do it?!"
>i ask him "do what?!"
>he says "the shugazi gf"
>i tell him to fuck off
>he says "sorry" and walks away
you guys really are autistic
kek
...
mew, you philistine
also
>saying it out loud.
why would you even need to know how to pronounce?
...
then how do you know?
it's understood
>68886109
whaddafuck
>MYOO
correct pronunciation
its em yoo you faggot
i guess "music" is pronounced "emyoosic" too huh buddy
yes if your native language is spanish and english is a second language