Help me get laid again, Sup Forums!!!
Help me get laid again, Sup Forums!!!
"I hurt my peepee today, can you blow on it to make it better?"
Fixing to fill your tummy with my cum later
Nigger just ask for her number or ask if she's dtf if not move onto the next cunt
do you mean using "again" that Sup Forums ever helped you getting intimate with a girl ?
let's fuck
Yeah last night
Dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard, faggot.
I'm masturbating to one of your pics
Trying to Butter my cock Into your cunt bae
can we try anal this time?
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"if you dont sleep with me ill kill myself"
Trying to masturbate but i have nothing interesting. pls send pics
kek
Holy shit OP
That's fucking awful
If that shit works then I'm gonna kms
Readying my cock to fill your fat ass x
pff no chill user this isn't going to get you laid you are not smooth enough
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Maxiumus Kekicus
xD ok xD wanna xD get xD intimate?
wanna see my huge dick?
Oh yeah this was from last night's thread. Sup Forums helped me fuck a girl in my car :)
Check em
Fucking Idiot.
reroll
Check 'em
this could work
but it's not going to work
Legally I have to tell you I'm a registered sex offender. Anyways, wanna go grab some coffee?
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post the full pic damn these milk bottles
Rolling rolling rolling, keep them doggies rolling
Best catch-phrase ever.
this
Send it OP
What now????
lmao
what's your opinion on consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
Can I get laid with you?
WHAT ABOUT U
So do you like getting laid?
Top fucking kek
This
DO YOU LIKE ANAL?!
Rikki is jewish. Do jewish people have sex???
no they reproduce with their noses
Should have said getting laid, spreading aids
talk about "summer camp" when you're talking to jewish ladies
that's the ticket in
I'm laughing so hard right now
I fantasize about you and I a lot. I just wanna fulfill my inner semon in you
Finger me bb :'D
>>jewish
wanna earn some cash?
Ill send you 10 shekels if you send me nudes
write:
tbh i am in my bed right now and just built something that you would call a "tent" with my sheets. want to take a look at it?
What now!!!?!?!?
gotta be up front OP try this one;
> hey i know this is kinda a strange questio, but i been 'mirin your pics and was wondering... would you mind if i came round and ate out your pussy?
I can do it better. But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?
You don't think I'm more important? :)
cancel your plans.. You gotta come ride my cock
But i love you. Please respond...
reroll
Tell her "thats fine ,we can meet up some other time. It's been really nice talking with you, haven't had a good convo in a while, I should thank you right inside your pussy hole"
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this
>pussy hole
rawl
rolling
"are you dressed up to meet me allready? Your Plans for tonight have just changed."
She's lying. Say you'll fingerblast her if she cancels her plans.
this!
so much this
Rollerinodino
reroll
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This
WINRALLY
Dumb kike suck my long schlong
Hope this works
rerolling
nigger XD select all images with construction vehicle
Winrar
winrar!!
re roll
well you better pop over now for a quickie then
Call me boo boo again if you want to be raped
>from gallery
>no face
you're the fucking most retarded nigger alive, obviously a catfish. fucking hang yourself stupid retarded nigger cunt bastard idiot retard ass fuckin gay spasticated pedophile smackhead
WINRAR!
Can someone make an album of that sammie convo?
winrar
OP THIS GOT DUBS DO EEEET
Sup Forums is the sexiest part of the internet fucktard
It won't ! Women need to think they don't own you, you gotta make her feel like you're not her puppy
Ask for a pic of her feet.
You are a wonderful man OP
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No but he fucked her in his car dumb nigger
This is shit do that other guys one
Come on. This dong won't buttfuck itself.
This isn't that kind of thread you autistic fuckwad
"Listen here you little nigger" women love when you say that
Help me out with her too, she seems like she would be dtf