Help me get laid again, Sup Forums!!!

Help me get laid again, Sup Forums!!!

"I hurt my peepee today, can you blow on it to make it better?"

Fixing to fill your tummy with my cum later

Nigger just ask for her number or ask if she's dtf if not move onto the next cunt

do you mean using "again" that Sup Forums ever helped you getting intimate with a girl ?

let's fuck

Yeah last night

Dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard, faggot.

I'm masturbating to one of your pics

Trying to Butter my cock Into your cunt bae

can we try anal this time?

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"if you dont sleep with me ill kill myself"

Trying to masturbate but i have nothing interesting. pls send pics

kek

Holy shit OP
That's fucking awful
If that shit works then I'm gonna kms

Readying my cock to fill your fat ass x

pff no chill user this isn't going to get you laid you are not smooth enough

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Maxiumus Kekicus

xD ok xD wanna xD get xD intimate?

wanna see my huge dick?

Oh yeah this was from last night's thread. Sup Forums helped me fuck a girl in my car :)

Check em

Fucking Idiot.

reroll

Check 'em

this could work

but it's not going to work

Legally I have to tell you I'm a registered sex offender. Anyways, wanna go grab some coffee?

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post the full pic damn these milk bottles

Rolling rolling rolling, keep them doggies rolling

Best catch-phrase ever.

this

Send it OP

What now????

lmao

what's your opinion on consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

Can I get laid with you?

WHAT ABOUT U

So do you like getting laid?

Top fucking kek

This

DO YOU LIKE ANAL?!

Rikki is jewish. Do jewish people have sex???

no they reproduce with their noses

Should have said getting laid, spreading aids

talk about "summer camp" when you're talking to jewish ladies

that's the ticket in

I'm laughing so hard right now

I fantasize about you and I a lot. I just wanna fulfill my inner semon in you

Finger me bb :'D

>>jewish

wanna earn some cash?

Ill send you 10 shekels if you send me nudes

write:
tbh i am in my bed right now and just built something that you would call a "tent" with my sheets. want to take a look at it?

What now!!!?!?!?

gotta be up front OP try this one;

> hey i know this is kinda a strange questio, but i been 'mirin your pics and was wondering... would you mind if i came round and ate out your pussy?

I can do it better. But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

You don't think I'm more important? :)

cancel your plans.. You gotta come ride my cock

But i love you. Please respond...

reroll

Tell her "thats fine ,we can meet up some other time. It's been really nice talking with you, haven't had a good convo in a while, I should thank you right inside your pussy hole"

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this

>pussy hole
rawl

rolling

"are you dressed up to meet me allready? Your Plans for tonight have just changed."

She's lying. Say you'll fingerblast her if she cancels her plans.

this!

so much this

Rollerinodino

reroll

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This

WINRALLY

Dumb kike suck my long schlong

Hope this works

rerolling

nigger XD select all images with construction vehicle

Winrar

winrar!!

re roll

well you better pop over now for a quickie then

Call me boo boo again if you want to be raped

>from gallery
>no face
you're the fucking most retarded nigger alive, obviously a catfish. fucking hang yourself stupid retarded nigger cunt bastard idiot retard ass fuckin gay spasticated pedophile smackhead

WINRAR!

Can someone make an album of that sammie convo?

winrar

OP THIS GOT DUBS DO EEEET

Sup Forums is the sexiest part of the internet fucktard

It won't ! Women need to think they don't own you, you gotta make her feel like you're not her puppy

Ask for a pic of her feet.

You are a wonderful man OP

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No but he fucked her in his car dumb nigger

This is shit do that other guys one

Come on. This dong won't buttfuck itself.

This isn't that kind of thread you autistic fuckwad

"Listen here you little nigger" women love when you say that

Help me out with her too, she seems like she would be dtf