I fucked my gf in the ass for the first time last night

I fucked my gf in the ass for the first time last night.

Ask me anything.

get shit on your dick?

Yup. Just a bit. Mostly got shit stuck to my pubes.

was it worth it?

Was it her first time?

Yeah it was. There was an awkwardness to it because she was looking back at me fucking her and I was constantly worried that she would see her own feces on my body. Played it cool though and showered immediately afterwards.

It was her first time. Started out with me just spitting on her ass and rubbing my dick on it. I just kept asking "is this ok? How about this?" And eventually got some dick all the way in there.

Why do you think your utterly mundane experience warrants its own thread on Sup Forums? Do you think you're a special snowflake or the first person to do anal? Why are you so fucking niggerish and stupid?

fuck off faggot

I think I'm a snowflake so ye I figured I was gonna make this thread. Lol.

Answer my questions, stupid child.

why should i care?

Dude if u got shit inside ur dick u can get a serious infection

Truly don't know.

It's better than pussy fucking?

Because he's a special snowflake with no life experience and no real friends to talk to.

I think I'ma be ok because I pissed in the shower after.

>pussy

>fucking

How did it feel to be fucked in the ass by your traps feminine dick?

How old are you?

did you squeeze poop out of your urethra after??

I don't think so. It's tight as fuck but just isn't the same. If I would have had some actual lube it might have been easier.

Has she ever stuck anything up her butt before? Did she complain about pain?

RIP ur dick in a few days

Seventy five

Yeah it was like a bottle of Hershey's

14

She was a champ about it. Started to play with her clit and had a weird orgasm.

Dude that's like the 1 only interesting question to ask here. Fucking answer it.

You've obv wanted and or been denied this for a long time and are stoked it finally happened, hence the thread. My question is was it worth the hype you built up in your head about it?

But

No

Anyone can make a thread about what they want. If you dont like the topic of the thread or think its boring then just fuck off. Common sense.

Define "weird"

did you get poo poo on your pee pee?

You dont have to care. In other words, fuck off.

Why do you have the urge to tell us ?

Definitely not. Kinda just a gross way to fuck. Her ass way real clean but I still got shitty.

Did she bleed ?

fake

Nah I got a needle dick

Disappointing, isn't it?

Will you do it again? What did she think?

You can prep better and have her cleaned out better.

Made a sound I've never heard from her mouth, and another from her asshole

There was a moment where I thought her Ass was gonna pinch my dick off

Who's going to become president?

She liked it and said it was fun so. Probably gonna clean that pooper out and try again some time.

do you have a dog?

Hate to say it but probably
Donald Dump

A cat
He watched

So.. you fucked her in the ass, she didn't ram anything in yours ? thought you where a real man

Already been discussed ugly fuck

>first time anal
>don't use lube
It's like you don't want her to do it with you again

first time i fucked a woman in the ass i got a serious infection, no joke, had shit on my dick.

I don't know why you'd think that but. Nah I missed out on getting my ass torn

needle dick the bug fucker

Is this reddit?

How does it feel to be one step closer to being a faggot?

That's the best part though.. Ever heard of a donkey punch?

I was using her pussy juice and my spit as lube and it actually worked pretty good

You missed out on something alright. You missed out on trust. And that's the single most important thing in a relationship

or the redsock

I'm fucking myself in the ass right now

Ask me anything

behold, the ruler of Sup Forums, king of the faggots
this shit is what Sup Forums is for, and the thread will die if no one cares, it will live if enough virgins want it to, let it go man

why did you take the time to come in here and ask?
isn't that a better question
you are far more pathetic than OP for this

>behold king of faggots
>post faggot shit

Op, how did you convince her to do it with you?

Hey look a faggot

Post pic or didn't happen

Hey look faggot, pics or it didn't happen

the feeling is definitely not
the vagina has all kinds of awesome textures
the rectum is like fucking a condom with a rubber band around it, it's just smooth and loose on the inside after you get past the tight anus

psychologically though... it's pretty fucking awesome

OP is nasty for not having her clean up beforehand though
You should never have to have shit on you just to experience anal

Not that user, but I got some thick spit myself. Lube is the way to go, but I've used my thick-as-fuck saliva for ass fucking with zero trouble.

if she's good at deepthroat, her spit from that can end up being the best lube ever
it gets all thick and stringy and doesn't need reapplied like most lubes

>implying I care

>implying things
>doesn't know shit

Fuck off

I was once teased enough that I had enough precum to get in

It didn't last long, but it was hot as hell not needing lube
She thought the same

How many men would you suck off at one time?

my dick barely makes any precum, it sucks.

I implied nothing
I explicitly stated facts from personal experience
you're a fucking loser

Any and all that show up, drown me in cum, throat fuck me

I'd suck a close friend off. Never done it though. Also don't have friends..

>taking the bait like a champ
>butt hurt because is faggot

No one asked you faggot
Why answer a question someone else was supposed to?

more foreplay, more head stim
throw in some edging

>being this butt hurt
>personal experience

Tell me more about how watching porn makes you an expert

You've never had real analsex until you've unsheathed your dick from her asshole with poop under your foreskin.

I've edged for a long time and still get basically none. Just a drop or so. I read a bit about it on the interwebz and turns out some people just don't make much

No one fucking cares faggot

>bothering to bait at all in a thread like this
does your mom know you're using her iPad again?

I've only done this once and I thought it was fucking disgusting. the smell...the sight

It kinda just sounds like you put your dick in her ass and got shat on.

When I fuck my gf in the ass there is no "is this ok" bullshit, it's gonna hurt, I make it hurt, she loves it, then she licks me clean like the slut she is

whatever makes you feel better bro
some people actually have fun exchanging knowledge on here occasionally

...

>trying to counter bait with bait
>samefag still butt hurt
>will continue to reply because butt hurt
>will
>bloop

did you get poopoo on your peepee?

lame, it's fun to play with
and tastes good

>implying knowledge is on here
>implying faggots here are sharing useful shit
>responding to bait
>faggot as faggot can be

Premature ejaculation isn't precum
Faggot detected

but you replied to the counter bait because...
do you just get upset by straight people stealing your dirty sex act?

Yeah, the bit I get tastes really sweet but my loads don't taste as good, plus not horny after I cum.

>ywn be a cum guzzler
y lyve

ejaculate doesn't taste good, no matter when it happens, unless you like that kind of thing
virgin detected

>keep posting
"I'll get him!"

Look mom! Or some other thing you would say

You lost faggot I win because