Is it wrong to masturbate with your dog laying next to you?

Is it wrong to masturbate with your dog laying next to you?

You disgust mre, kill yourself

its not right

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Kill me your self, Fucking pussy

tonight

It's more than wrong...
Let him join the fun, man

would you find it wrong for your dog masturbating laying next to you?

Awesome point, pat. Does he look at me while he does it or the other direction?

As opposed to masturbating with somebody else's dog beside you?

he acts like not looking at you, but you can see him staring trough the mirror

What about a cat?
Is fapping with the cat worse than with the dog?

Then the answer to everything is yes.

yes, i would find it wrong.
OR
yes, i would 69 him, while fingering his ass.

>Sup Forums

Yes, because that animal is your property so why aren't you fucking it instead?

male or female dog?

>implying

only if it's a male cat

let him join, man

I normally push them on the floor u sick bastard

The trips, man

Trips of truth

>pushes animal on floor to fap
Who is a bastard?

My dog (pictured) likes to sleep on my bed, but I make her fuck off before I start. But now she thinks I don't love her anymore.

loloo

>implications implied

Why does it have to be a boy dog?

>fgt
>kys

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No, you're not going to stop them from getting up next to you anyways. It's an annoying fact of having a super attached dog. My wife has sat on him while kneeling to give me head, he's licked her vag when I pushed her on the floor and started eating her out, and tries to sit oh my lap when I jerk off, because thats his normal seat. Now he gives me the evil eye because I've tossed him off the couch so many times for interfering mid fap.

Sucks for everybody bro.

Who cleans up? Do you use a tissue to clean up or let the dog lick it up?

I mean, my dog licks his pecker a little too long and a little too intensely for it to be anything else sitting next to me, so....I guess not? Just try to ignore it basically.

I don't know, surprise me.

I try to bust into a tissue but I've overshot before and he licks it up before I can react. I usually can't make eye contact with him for a few hours afterwards.

Of course he also pukes and then immediately eats it, so its not all that strange I guess.

Semi-related. I've both had sex and masturbated when my betta fish is in the room. Is that wrong?

lol I let my gf dog lick my penis and sperm

Your girlfriend dog??

No. Betas, despite their name, are insanely aggressive and dominant, you have to establish quickly who has the largest genitalia. Otherwise he'll assume he does and will terrorize your house.

You don't want to tiptoe around a fish overlord do you?

Well, I guess I showed him who's the alpha. I gues that's why he jumps when I feed him.