How does it feel knowing i could crush your head like a grape?

how does it feel knowing i could crush your head like a grape?

Why is there a Alien in your tummy?

just try it

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Hitmonlee?!

You look like a bad claymation character.

kek

Hahaha, this is a joke, right? You look fucking ridiculous.

Get a tattoo and I'll tell you

Fucking bring it you little bitch. Once I trounce n pounce your ass like a rag doll. I'm gonna go to town on that tight lil ass of yours. Prepare yourself for an awakening.

>Hello Quaid

How far into your pregnancy are you, exactly?

What muscles are those things around your waste even?

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it's called abs bro

The fuck is wrong with that guys lower abs?

Are you pregnant?

is that where you store food for winter?

Top Keck

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You look like a living birth defect

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That looks like a beer gut took a shitload of steroids.

this is why i Sup Forums

What is up with your V line?

This looks shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time.

> "Keck"

ill nigga, go to the doctor.

wait for it

Ohgod that roid gut.

Shit man, I'm not against jucing to get to your ideal form, but that's hilariously ugly.

That's not how you do it.

I don't know?

You can't even crush a grape?

kek

Keck Observatory in Hawaii

Weird abs.

Seedless green or concord with seeds?

Is that the windows xp flag on your tummy?

It says 'OP' next to your tag.

No shit

Normal, i tagged op's post

That looks really disgusting.
And you should apologize

Spotted the summerfag

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Indifferent. Why, is it important?

HOW THE MOTHER FUCK DID YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE MUSCLE FROM CUSHINGS SYNDROME?!?!?!?

I would fucking destroy you. I lift all the weigths at my gym. You are a little pussy in my presence. Learn your place you flea

Top Kek

Dude your obliques look like pancake penises kkek

>Muscled and worked out
>knows how fight

It doesn't work like that you pikeys

How does it feel knowing I could be balls deep in your mother before the night is out?

What lower abs?

You have a tumour in you're stomach.

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dassa seksy hernia, bro

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srsly OP your abs are surrounded by what appears to be a sack of what could only be either bodily fluids or shit. Get yerself to a doctor or summat.

So many newfags.

oldschool

you are the only stomach here

There's must be an optical illusion, a photoshop or some shit like that.

How would OP do that, OP? You seem to have regular human hands, not cyborg or otherwise.
In fact the only thing abnormal about you is the colon that appears about to explode out of your nastily deformed abdomen.
Oh, and the facial hair you grew so that your boyfriend thinks your mouth looks like a vagina.

Michael Fassbennder could fuck my mom and id give them both a high 5. Dude is the shit.

I don't like this meme already.

its quite obvious he goes under the knife

not even aesthetic bro

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>all the weights
Lol k

Bring it on

>Implying it's a meme already

You kids these days really think any picture shared at least once over the internet is automatically a meme, don't you?

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR STOMACH

>his packed lunch, 4 bread rolls

Tyrouge the pre evolution to hitmonlee

Unfortunately the definition of meme was forced changed by hipsters, 9gag, and popular culture in general. Even Millhouse can be a meme now. People suck

YOU UNDERASTEMATE MY POWER

fucking finally someone said it.

How does it feel knowing your plastic surgeon botched the operation and cheated you out of a six pack by 2

Milhouse is not a meme.

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millhouse is not a meme is a meme

It's obvious u spent to much time in a gym vs school. You don't have enough powers in your hands to crush a skull. Well an adult skull. Baby skulls are mushy so you could crush theirs if you like you fucking baby killer.

Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme.

We're all memes in the eyes of god

I'll try it

legit pretty terrifying. He has god-tier facial structure if only he lost weight

what's up with your fucked up stomach?

Honey, look is a OP. What a faggot.

Oh look, it's this faggot again

It's a hernia.

happens when you lift heavy shit improperly, this guy probably thought he could lift 420 lbs and then fucked his shit up

Check my abs faggots

sick mullett

>420 lbs

my nigga

Slightly aroused

Wtf happened to your phone

688888888888888888888888888888888888

You have a deformity and should see a doctor

crushed it like a grape

Something seems to be terribly wrong with your abdomen... I suggest you see the surgeon who botched it and sue him like the jew you are

not with that cansur lower abs

what am I actually witnessing here?

That is such a mean thing to say to a young expectant father.