/rug/ Australia vs England Match Thread and /rug/ General

game starts in a couple of mins ;)

G'day

w-why are new zealand so good at rugby?

AYYY

/nina/

Give me (you)s lads

who /rug/ league here?

Might go to bed lads feel a bit tired and I know I will fall asleep during this next game
Will watch as long as I can on sky go so I won't banter with you lot

Do you think Fekitoa is seething that midget Smith has a bigger piece than him?

any USA Eagles supporters here?

Todd Clever is my favorite rugby player

>You now remember when Sam Burgess actually thought he would be a good union player
Loving every laugh

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go back to your containment thread you fucking tradie.

>wales
JUST

here senpai

might watch this tonight though because NRL is pretty boring right now

>sky go
Is it still complete shit?

i would legit let a kiwi impregnate my wife

Smith and Dagg are the two best fullbacks in the world right now.

yes

;)

Unironically this. Folau is a meme. Always has been, always will be.

Who did he send this to? Sumo?

Get ready, lads.

I would be angry if Michael Cheika was coaching my son's U12 team, let alone an entire country.

Yeah you posted this last week and no one knows what it is you weeb faggot.

They don't have any other sports to play

Dylan Hartley will need to have a good game if England are to win, he is such a cornerstone of the squad

I don't know either, just read the subtitles, moron.

1v1 me behind the batting sheds gayboi

Good reply. How is year 11?

Based Expat

>kiwis have entire sheds to have a communal bat in

what an incredible culture. Kia ora!

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Can't believe based Sammy Boyle thought it a good idea to go to gayby.

>tfw I have a bigger cock than him

why is there so much off topic posting?

I thought you guys would be keen to discuss the potential outcomes for the Australia-England match

don't be silly, kiwis leave school in year 8.

Yeah but he's a bottom, so you should really be comparing arseholes

England's brave Teimana Harrison

blame /cric/

>these lineups
Battle of the softcocks.

Scapegoated too hard by union old boys and pushed through the system too quickly along with having to learn two positions within a year.

Expectations were way too high.

It's a wash m8

England already confirmed as New Zealand's only real competition for the next few years.

>LE FUGG LE GRIG XDXD

Australia looked really strong at the world cup, what has happened to them since then to cause such a decline?

How come this is at Allianz and not ANZ?

And why was the last Test at AAMI Park instead of the MCG?

Who would win in a hybrid match, The Wallabies or the NSW State of Origin team?

Cheika got exposed for the shallow neophyte he is.

They only want the true fans to watch m8 :^)

>English Captain
>from NZ
>English Coach
>from Australia

When will these migrants be forced to leave following Brexit?

Shame it takes an Aussie coach to give us a kick up the arse though

Fucking Lancaster was a retard, so much unused potential, made us look like fools to the whole world, on home turf

RUGBY LEAGUE IS BETTER THAN YAWNION

YOU GAY CUNTS

>welcome to country

Why is that abbo on the field?

Australia were on and off game 1 and really lost it for themselves, then they shit the bed game 2

it's still just basic shit, I mean they had 15 penalties in game 1 and then in game 2 dropped the ball 3 times in a row driving to England line

>letting some abo cunt on the pitch

STREAM DED

>More abo shit
Fucking Hell. Are you guys trying to elevate them to Maori status or something?

Same as every other hybrid match. Union team destroys the league team at union in their half and vice versa during the league half.

Brexit actually favours non-EU migrants since they're on the same playing field as EU migrants.

Dumbfucks voted out thinking there'd be a Trump Wall built around the coast, and all they're going to get is less Euros and more brownies.

scarn Marcia

No one knows the difference between the various meme grounds in Sydney. They're all shit imitations of Suncorp.

>playing rugby at an oval

Out.

The fuck is going on there

>Mighty urination

Literally what she just said.

>Buwangaa people

Is Australia trying to create their own version of the haka?

>Welcome to country
Somehow, after all those haka-at-every-opportunity jokes thrown our way, Australia is STILL the more cucked country out of the two.

How the fuck do you lads do it?

Why are they always letting Aboriginiggers make a speech before a game?

Looking forward for the Kangaroos to whitewash our League boys in return this autumn.

>fellating Abbos

Had a nice kek there

who let this cunt sing?

Ben Bennett you beaut

>That boipucci singing Englel's anthem

>this shit aussie trying to mindgame by butchering GSTQ

Worst singing of the English national anthem ever

Holy fuck, that little ginger twat butchered it

>that voice

what the fuck my sides

Fuuuuuck me who's this cunt singing. Just awful.

>for we are poo and pee

She's our Queen more than yours. You just voted Scotland and Ireland away from her.

>Burger
Why isn't she singing star spangled banner?

She's a qt tho

>Only putting lippy on 80% of her mouth

Nice try, but you've got a mouth like a grouper sweetie.

why dont they play waltzing matilda anymore?

>Poopeelian """""""""""""""singing""""""""""""""""""
My sides.

>2 bad teams

>Gordon Bray talking about convicts and the first fleet and shit

HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAY YOU COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT.

>You
>implying
Working class republican cunts that want to see the kingdom dissolve because of their grudge against middle and upper classes that worked harder than them at school.

>dank DnB before kickoff

Because it's RACIST. How DARE you even SUGGEST that.

>Maoris come on and do a cool war dance

>Abbos come on and remind you you're playing sport on their land

why do english people get tribal tattoos??

This.

Give me the abo talk anyday over that cringey shit.

He tries to make everything epic and just ends up making it fucking embarrassing like pic related

Post rare Ninas

have they worked on teaching fardy how to hold a ball this week?

>in Australia for 75,000 years
>didn't even invent the wheel

topkekkles.

>it's a SH team being reffed by Owens episode
haha time for TRIES

We need a new meme 2bh, i'm bored of Nina.

Why do they always use part-abos?

There aren't any pure ones left because whitey stuck his dick in.

Because people like this are too busy on the petrol.

>0 (zero) kick chase from australia

How the fuck has this STILL not been addressed as an issue?

And aussies give kiwis shit for sheep-fucking.

This is a 10 in Australia