Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Shiki claimed

Plain weird edition, for those pictures you really couldn't describe in any other way.

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kagami claimed!!

Good bye!

Why are you ignoring me?

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Oh my gosh that sounds so tasty.

Claimed also

Screen shots of what?!

Double teaming is no fair!

Bye Cutiepie~ See you soon~

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Weird!

KAGAMI!!!!!

Hey! How are you Kyouko?

Noticed qt Shinoa.

Beat this for weirdness.

Poor Umaru imitator claimed

Heya guys back from being the family courier

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AKO claimed

I won't make bigger claims

Transmutation sounds fantastic. I'd go with it too

Guys usually say they're bi because girls like open minded people too, so... yeah, most actually aren't

Where are you moving if I may ask?

>Plain weird edition, for those pictures you really couldn't describe in any other way.
Time to dump this folder.

>poke

wew lad

holy shit

Hi Mio

No way mate.

>still here

I didn't forget to reply to you, I'm just scrolling around and talking to whoever's here wanting to talk although as usual I may take my leave soon

cookie is CLAIMED

I'm doing good as always, what about you Nano?

>Plain weird
I'll go with this, but I don't have many weird pics.

Hey kagami!

Haven't seen you in a while

I like you too! Not entirely sure who this is though

Necromancy might be fun also


To Milwaukee, so one of the gayest cities ever really
Yay! My love has returned!

Yes it is pretty delicious
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You have no idea dont you? Thisll be really fun~

*light gasp*

Yo frenemy

New here?

Wrong guy lol

>shinoa

Oops sorry Shinoa wrong post D:

hi shiro!!! how have you been??
heya shinoa! how are you?
>pokes harder
that's a lot of tsukasa in that pic lol

Damn that looks great, I want some

>but I don't have many weird SFW pics*.
Fixed

Hey love! Anything happen while I was gone?!?

Hey frenemy thats a nice cake you got there!

well in these threads I'm new yes

A tsun themselves should be able to spot another.

>Screenshots
Oh boy.

I thought you said more people makes it fun~?

O shit! It's dat dead meme. How ya doing Rikka?

Surprisingly I don't have that many weird pictures.

>Best idol claimed

Fucking fuck fuck fuck shit fucking fuck shit fuck god fucking fuck shit

Akiko claimed

Nah, Necromancy has too many risks, people won't be happy if you raise their dead rotten brother from the grave. They'd be more happy if you transmuted their broken or mutilated limbs so they don't die.

Milwaukee already sounds gay.
Oh yeah, how did you find out you were gay?

Transcipt of Tenryuu playing wows?

I got out of that slump of depression I had for past few weeks, so that's very pleasant. I'm currently watching Usagi Drop, I really like it. How about you friend?
Something wrong?

Hi Chara!

Mmmm I don't have much NSFW of Kyouko to be honest, kek.
Mostly because most of it is shit.

This is pretty weird aswell though.


Nice

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Heya bby
What da fuq

hello, it's nice to contribute to the thread

I'm pretty ok!
Just got back from the Navy recruiter and now I have to wait to hear back from them.

Had to bring in my medical documents since I broke my leg and all.

It's not like I miss talking to you or anything..
I do.

You guys are such faggots

I mean your /ss/ with Madoka's brother, and I know of plenty decent quality Kyouko lewd if you know what I mean.

watsup!! how are you...ummm user?? lol
heya yui!!! how've you been??
hi fran!! i was in the field lol, how are you doing?
well that's good!!! how did you get out of it??
i just got back from the field, so im pretty nasty feeling lol

Not really

Transmutation tends not to heal, it can buff and make you fly though. Obviously it also can change things into other things

Well, I never was really that attracted to girls, only a few tomboys. Then, about 7 months ago I started to watch some gay porn, I had been fairly curious till then.

Eww she's fat

Oh...well fug, I almost crashed because some stupid bus on the road today

>Dead meme?
Excuse you? My dab is always present! I am doing alright how are you doing Maki?

>3d women

Absolutely disgusting.

Transcript of me getting a detonated on the first shot in my first ranked game.

Well, time heals all wounds, and I assume that applied to my situation. Non Non Biyori did help me take my mind off of things, so I gotta give that credit too.

>I mean your /ss/ with Madoka's brother
Oh that, kek.
I still find that picture rather funny.

>plenty decent quality Kyouko lewd if you know what I mean
Well true, there's some pretty good ones thankfully, but a lot of stuff is really terrible.
Guess that applies to almost every character though.

Good to see you Kagami.
Doing pretty well, still nothing exciting though.
How'd the training go?

Hello user! Never saw you before.

Heya Mi Liu

uh... yeah we are. Your point?

Still, transmutation... aka plastic surgeon!

huh... by gay porn... I never liked gay porn. Don't know why.

Kek, I was making a joke towards Dat Boi, don't worry I'll always appreciate your dabs. Good to hear, I'm fine myself just playing Overwatch.

That both terrifies and intrigues me...

T-That's for something e-entirely different!

I claim nui
>She's immortal
>also invincible
>and a qt 3.14
So do I win?

it was hell lol, im a lobster right now, and my ankles are destroyed
but it went awesome other than that!!

>I still find that picture rather funny.
Me too
>Guess that applies to almost every character though.
90% of everything is shit, that's the law.

I've been in the last three anime lobbies or so I like Steins Gate as well as Another. I like when the protagonist and the eye patch girl started dancing around the 4th or 5th episode :3

Anything cool happen there?

I haven't really done much, just planned out a mill deck since I hate having friends.

Shit man, glad you are ok

You could do that

Well, I'm sure we could do something you would like more

Great as usual, my purple haired friend. How's the trip or training?

We had two cakes becuase it was my brother and cousin's birthday yesterday

Thanks man. How's carrying stuff from point A to B?

Hoo hoo~
Ask your princess about how she Oh so missed her teases

:D what's up man?

Hehe~

Dio-sama...

There are at least 17 dead ants next to my left foot, it simply started with 2 ants, but there are always more of them, possibly sent on a scouting mission to find out what happened to their dead friends. For some reasons they never stop sending more ants, and they never stop dying, one after the other, crushed by my mighty mario & luigi dream team 3DS box. I don't understand why do they keep trying to reach their dead friends, because when they do, they just start running at a very high speed, and they get crushed. Sometimes I wonder if they all left together on a trip, and to go back to their little hole they need to go through me, forced to travel a path that will ensure certain death.

Sounds painful, more than I could ever do.
What did it involve, or is that a secret?

Ruka claimed

Done fapping and guess what happens?
Power immediately goes out, as usual.
Except this time, the generator won't work and the keys are with the gate guard who is asleep at this time.
So yup, using a personal hotspot from my phone to post this, computer almost out of power.

While fapping though, I came across something interesting that I want to share with a few people here tomorrow. Namely the K-On fags. Nothing lewd don't worry.

Glad to see you back Kagami, hope you're doing okay.
Welcome to the new people I was planning to talk to.
Oh and obligatory I'm leaving waifu threads aren't the same bye.
Computer dead in 3...2...1...

Forgot pic.

Chara, would you like a internet relationship?

Hi Harime, I think that's how it's spelled now all we need is Nonon and we'll have my favorite girl anime characters from Kill La Kill :D

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They're just following the pheromones of the previous ants. They have poor eye sights wouldn't know about their desd til their there

>shinoa

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>90% of everything is shit, that's the law.
Yep, pretty much.

>That Shiki figure
I wish I had that one or the other similar one from Kotobukiya, they really look nice.
Even if my general rule is to not buy figures of shows I didn't see/stuff I didn't play.
I'm pretty sure I'll watch KnK soon though.

Ohhh I love dat boi, I just like frogs in general, oh fun fun are you kicking ass with our friend Roadhog??

Nobody ever wins here, but you did choose wisely

Still havent started doing that yet we actually have until like august to move in so I am gonna move all my stuff over when I can and live in the new place alone for a month

Yeah yeah me too, stupid bus no warning or anything and then dudes behind me got all mad

Oh sweet, lucky you.

So you are fairly new! Steins Gate is a great anime, Another was better than average but I still enjoyed it.
How should I call you? Nurse user?

>Anons hitting on me
>Currently 2
I'm a big fan of transmutation! But not of plastic surgery kek

Fran please They are starting to notice

Let's.... continue this sometwhere more private
>Dio killing ants

Ah, my liege, those are humans, not ants

>taking my leave

>requesting yui hirasawa x yotsubata crossover fan art
I know I've requested it before some days ago but I forgot to save it that thread (apologies), if anybody could repost it? It's a crossover image of Yotsuba and Fuuka with Yui Hirasawa in front of a flight of stairs.

Southern slurs taking over this gay ass thread

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Confederate cunts

Did you ever do that shop I requested? If not, I don't really care.

hate having friends?? whaddya mean?
i got to stalk people and drag them into the woods!!! if that's cool lol
it was good! got to do some neat stuff, what've you been up to lately??
nawww, don't sell yourself short lol, you could do it!
nah it's not top secret lol, we did a bucnh of stuff, but the best thing was splinter celling people lol

Great, then I'll be able to exterminate them all as long as these fresh bait are laying dead on the ground.

Why did you say that ants were ants? If it's supposed to be a joke, I do not find it funny.

Southern belle

I do declare!

Not to mention the obvious Ryuko pick, a traveling rebel who befriends an upbeat / insane school dweeb it's anime gold.

Claiming lolo as my husbando

I did get hit by a bus while riding my bike that one time...

Fair enough, tons of fun can be made

Well, I'm hitting on three different anons, mainly because I'm too nervous to in real life

Maybe tomorrow bae

Time for me to go to work!

Hey Y'all!

Last time on lewd stories
Mi liu fukked the shit out of Chara
Impregnated him/her
Now she is preggo
And Mi Liu was hornry
He waited till chara passed out from her craving of choco-broccoli flavoured ice cream
He snuck up on her sleeping
He slowly pulled down her shorts
Then came the panties...
>Cont

Puss n' grits

But at the same time I feel that's a bluff...

Another one for the books, My Lord.

I just finished one of Yume's requests
I'll get on yours now
Which hero did you want again? I think you said it didn't really matter but I'd like to make sure since my memory is like water through a sieve

Mmmmm

Ah, my deepest apologise. I forgot that humans are nothing more than mere ants to you.

See ya Fran!

Oh please no

I was just about to say:"Another pasta for Vigil".

kek.

Charleston chew