Advice on getting a prostitute in Amsterdam. I'll be there on a Sunday afternoon/evening. Fat...

Advice on getting a prostitute in Amsterdam. I'll be there on a Sunday afternoon/evening. Fat, lonely Sup Forumstard here btw.

Blue neon means trannies.

Doesnt matter of youre fat or lonely.
Go in to any of them pick a girl and youll pay anything from 50 euro to a few hundred or even a thousand depending on what girl you want how long and what for.

ask for a blowjob first to test the waters. If she's into it just pay extra and fuck her

pro tip

Good to know

What if I don't like blowjobs?

in that case you might as well cut off your balls

>be over 18, bring your fucking id, even if you're 100+
>bring a fuckton of money/sometimes you can use a credit card, but cash adds to the experience
>walk the lanes
>pick a female specimen you'd like to fuck
>go in
>fuck em
>drop money
>go home and be a lonely Sup Forumstard that's no longer a virgin
>profit?

Pretty much. Blowjobs are what makes the world go round.

I just don't like bjs m8.

then ask them to milk your prostate, what do I care

Not losing my virginity, just need some pussy because I'm lonely.

Can we see your fat tits buddy?

Oh trust me you care user. You care.

I've got a old sharpie in poop pic, will that work?

lel what's that even supposed to mean. way to derail the thread fag

No. No it won't. Fat tits now please.

Sorry I'm driving.

That really is no reason not to get your fat tits out. Pull over please. Or more like tell your mother to pull over.

Wtf is going on in here

Can't I'm in a tunnel

An Amsterdam thread

I my experience Amsterdam is mediocre at best. I've been many times and have enjoyed it every time but MFW everything they have to offer legally is better and cheaper in the UK illegally.
Smoked better weed here and fucked hotter more into it escorts here.
I say escort, not some street walker.
Im Amsterdam they are just going through the motions.
>Put condom on with mouth.
>Suck for short time.
>Wank.
>Fuck.
>Spend the entire time knowing some nigger is watching through that giant mirror on the wall.
>Leave poor an frustrated.
It's really not what it's cracked up to be.
Escorts you pay for their time.
Amsterdam prostitutes just wanna make you cum as fast as possible and get you the fuck out.
Also, coffee shops play regea far too loud and ruins smoking for me.
Best time i've spent in the never lands was at def qon 1.

This. Legality ruins everything, the only upside is that you can't get arrested.