Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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chicken tits

Usagi claimed

Someone gets it~

Oh shit waddup

Kek, how're you doing Karen?

Its a copy pasta someone posted yesterday, I'm fine Rikka
>thanks for worrying though
>hugs

Sachiiiiiii~
I've been through a bit lately, just finals and other family related things. Right now I'm pretty pissed though. How're you?
>tight hugs

Claiming Hitler

>I wonder what kind of images they are.

Same.
I hope it's good stuff though.

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Claimed.

No.

Kuso

Akiko claimed

I'm back
Any eurofags around here?

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Nice claim - Nazi Frodo

Dio-sama...

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kagami claimed!!
y-you are??? well im happy to make people feel happy!!!

Claimed

Wasup Everyone? I just got back from the comic book store and PoP shopping its hot as fuck out 92 fuck this noise.

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Claimed.
UK here.
However, not a Eurofag for long.

Ah I see. Any other interests?

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That shit rubs me the wrong way. probably because I just suck at using him kek. D.Va is ok, don't really use her at all though.

Not as stunning as yours.

>Reinhardt
Have fun shielding your team that does jack shit lel.

Oh you know what I'm talking about, it's gonna be "Purrfect"~

Also take your 90 degrees weather back please.

>Best idol claimed

wiggle wiggle??

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Last time on lewd stories
Mi liu fukked the shit out of Chara
Impregnated him/her
Now she is preggo
And Mi Liu was hornry
He waited till chara passed out from her craving of choco-broccoli flavoured ice cream
He snuck up on her sleeping
He slowly pulled down her shorts
Then came the panties...
She started to wake up so liu skipped the foreplay and went balls deep in Chara's velvet stink trench. She woke up and started rubbing her clit while liu stuck Lil Jake the One-eyed Snake into her babyhatch. His baloney blaster thrusted in and out of her bearded oyster as he literally fucked her brains out. His single serving soup dispenser dispense creme la onion soup into her sticky love canal.
Her spasm chasm spontaneously combusted, lighting her dick mitten and Liu's trouser snake on fire
The end

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They might even be Scandalous enough to show uncovered hair or a knee.

Claimed

No no, it's just a meme
My week's been fine, I'll talk a little more after finishing these images

Pretty good now that the power's back, I'll talk in a bit.

Hey hey dude, had fun with your relatives? I'll chat you up a bit more after I finish these images
This is Karen by the way

Here you go, this one is for you
I have two for and one for mio

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I enjoy sitcoms.

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God damn it dont scare me like that friend I was like "Oh shit" ready to do what I can to help! But I am glad you are okay haha

>hugs back

Aw I am only using her to show my friend that I am not shit with her cuz he thinks he is super good.

>Stunning as yours
>Screenshot from show
Nice try Maki dont deflect my compliment

Fuck the brexit
You watched the opening game?

I've come for trips :D

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Whats the name of the hentai with the young succubus getting graped by the schoolboy? penis pink or purple hair

All those fucking synonyms
I'm laughing my ass off

Damn, that's way too lewd.

>4 "lurking" pictures
hold on now

Yep, cracking 88 minute goal.
Go on.

You know they're new when they create a comment chain...

O shit nigga

Nigga my team A-1 (when I played on beta with friends on xbox ;_;)

>frenemy
Fucking epic dude! Just change all the words that's "house" to "condo"
youtu.be/uo35R9zQsAI

>huggles
DON'T SAY THAT HUGGLES!
Had me worried!!

>shiro aka koko jr
I didnt know!!

>Dio
It'll get tiring. Do you know where there coming from?

>purple haired friend
Work and vacation with no school and only work out is grand! Were you there about my beach story?

>chainsaw maid qt
>light gasp!

Dragon Ball Z Kai

Brazil's definition of Cold


>Yuiko

how's running been going by the way shiro??

Alright, unfortunately I can't play OW until Sunday :/

Sorry heh. I won't do that again~
>thanks for caring how have you been?

Kek'd pretty hard

Any particular favorites?

I'll have to say Seinfeld though that's not exactly controversial.

checked

>Her

getting even closer

DOUBLE QUADS CHECKED MAN

Cooliooo

We came to blow your system.

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checked

>uk
Lol u liek sucklin on tha tit of the queen m8. If u don't like it scrap with me yer too scared you are a twat

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Octo get!

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Well you aren't getting shit.

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Just because they watch anime doesn't mean they know every fucking hentai on Earth.

Reported. Have fun in jail faggot

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Get.

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CHECK EM BITCHES

Beautiful match
I wasn't expecting the Romanians to do that well
Damn nigga
>checked

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Seinfeld isn't bad either.

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Gg, bluff called.

Medium rare, right?

Eek! Nope! No clue!

>Nah mang, it's yours for a bit

You're a big guy...
>one more coming up

my point is I want you to lurk and never post again

I'm expecting you two faggots to pay me back and gimme those Karens that you find. I'm still running low on fanart

Lame, why?

checked tbh

i don't think so, i wanna hear it though!!! i haven't been to the beach in ages...

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Indeed, didn' see that coming at all.
I have no idea what you just said.

>688888887

Best and only kind.

No idea, I just look down every few minutes to see if any new ants apeared. The pile is starting to gross me out to be honest.

You can't unrape what has been done, you must live in the present and just rape her again.

kill me

im fine, sleep schedule just getting pretty bad
>less tight hugs
britfag here
>farenheit
holy shit 22°C is considered cold?
:o

Hi. Brazil here, and based on our economy I'm going to stay a while

Okay awesome I am too easy to trick
Anything for you friend

Fuck I can't shitpost tonight, my internet is fucking dying right now.

faggot

Claimed

QOTT: would you be immortal and keep your youth unless someone kills you and you're still affected by disease and illness or be immortal with no way of dying but you grow old and have conditions thats found common in the elder


Youth nigga. I'm an elf

I scored this today. While i was out. its just so damn hot out tho otherwise i had like 2 more comic book shops to hit up. Found issue 1-5 of toyko ghoul in this shop where the dude litterally had manga stacked up in piles in no order what so ever. need to go back when i have time to dig. I did Find Beserk issue 1 Karen u hayte me

THE CHOSEN ONE

SORRY SMUGGLES IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN ;w;
>apology hugs

>quad quads
Nice~

Nice try

Because I was forced along to the ocean against my will to see my sisters soccer game. I'm pretty mad about it

I had recently slacked off for an entire week, felt really disappointed and was running empty on pride, but started it back up yesterday. I now go running at about 10:30 PM instead of at 5 AM since my sleep schedule is now fixed (sadly).

There's men, underground
Who have never seen the sun
But they really know how to party

Youth m8, forever fresh.

Youth, I'd rather be in my prime until the day I die than be trapped in a dying body.

Yes, I'm as Euro as it can get

Immortal and keep my youth I'll become the perfect trap
no other trans can be as long os hormones as I can mwahahaha