Dumping a load of my girlfriend. Moar??

Dumping a load of my girlfriend. Moar??

nah, it's ok.

more

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That is one shapeless woman. No more please.

moreeee

Sure

do not listen to these homosexuals, I think she's hot OP keep going.

you can stop now, you're wasting valuable Sup Forums cloud storage space.

Unfortunately this... :( Sorry OP

Her body is perfectly rectangular likes a man's. You're the homosexual, friendo.

I don't generally call people retards on here, considering how ridiculous it is.. but shut up, retards

you have fun with your insane standards- and remember this day when you're in your late 30s weeping into your fleshlight because you wanted your women to be as insanely picky as you, and SURPRISE- No woman wanted to be near you!

What's up with the traps invading girlfriend threads? It's not going to help you guys get dick. I'm sorry.

>no hips
>blocky torso
>broad shoulders

What are we meant to be finding attractive, exactly? My dad has a pair of tits as big as hers, wanna give them a suck?

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>you have fun with your insane standards

All I'm asking for is a woman-shaped body. Hips wider than her gut, not having shoulders like a Polynesian rugby player, some feminine curves, that sort of thing . . .

reverse image search

>homosexuals

Dude, her shoulders are significantly broader than her hips. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a post-op tranny - that would make you homosex, not us.

Yeah, definitely need a woman shaped body. This one is just kind of a sauage that tapers down from the top. Totally unattractive. I mean shit her arms are thicker than her tits, that's unappealing. I'm sure she's a nice girl and is fun to hang with, probably has a great feeling pussy too, but I ain't fucking her, I'm trying to jack here, feel me?

>all I'm asking for is a woman shaped body
and a man shaped penis right?

You people are god damned faggots.

Ever fuck your dad?