Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

Post the smile that you want to protect at all costs please
>only from the show no fan art!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/rzAdnWy1mhQ
youtu.be/EpJN6Jk0fVM
amazon.com/dp/B006W5836K/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1944687442&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00H5D47K4&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMJ0XAGVNK9EG85T191K
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Iowa claim

>only from the show
>not in the show yet
what do

Luckily, if I actually try, I can hold myself back pretty well, as is evidenced by my first week here.

I'm going to make a shop.... Shinoa, give me a picture of an excited Shinoa!

I need to heat it up, it cooled in my backpack on the way here.
>Has a whole fridge filled with grape drank

>following the rules

No show.
>Rolling for Shinoa.

I do like people with braaaaaaaaains~

still here

and

i dont have anywhere 2 go and i have a cell set up
i dont know they havent said so and even then
nah id look horrible and be uncomfortable

:^)

Yuno claim

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It is a luxury to have netflix from my friend, I can watch house md in the background whilst grinding away in my vidya

Still I'd admit if I have crunchy,funimation and shit legit paid myself, it would make myself feel good inside cause I'll have the feeling I'm not a poorfag

*Halo 3 announcer voice*
INFECTED, NEW ZOMBIE

you'd look hot and sexy as fuck

I would like to claim a Nico please.
Thank you.

>without a skinny on
I need sleep

I put on about 45 pounds a years ago
I've never been able to gain any fat though

I'd say about 2/3 of my pictures include my beauty smiling, as she really enjoys it, but this is my favorite.

I have Croll Netflix and Funimation and im almost positive thats under 20 bucks a month. If thats breaking the bank for you. Should probably stop watching anime and posting on /waifu/ and get yourself in order. Quit acting like your above it and your a badass for being a mooch. No wonder 90percent of you are miserable.

>a years ago
I definitely need sleep

I saw Warcraft tonight too. Thought it was really good despite me knowing nothing about the Warcraft lore pre WoW.


He better be lol

I just need to remind myself constantly.
>I like orange soda over grape, but have grape fanta
Go somewhere you've never been before and see things you've never seen!
>Or go find some drunk chick to fugg
>Teabag

>Mizorr

going for shinoa now?
only one?

I'll take any pics then smile you want to protect then

>rolling for rattles

One of my fave. You should see her rare super happy face that I manage to get a screen shot of by pure luck
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Hear ya go!

Got some parmesan in that backpack? What's also a good backpack for the slide when it happens? What do you have currently?
>mmm grape flavor anything is top flavor. Best being cherry of course
>also see bottom of op rules

The salt is real with this one
I can cough up $10 more dollerydoos and get that anime bento box thing

Hah, some friends of mine want to see and neither of us have played WoW
>I have partially in tutorial during that catalcysm shit

Fuck now I wanna play that but I have office toorrow morning..

End your life.

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How many other names are out there? Did they really need to name him Reaper? I mean yeah it fits with his skills and all but come on, there's better names.

>Trench coat
Standard attire for every edgelord.

Among other things yeah.

>I can see the reason for them, but me? Really now?

Also
>Loving manner
We were friendly lel.

I know right? We aren't playing on a eSports stage. No need to start sweating.

>Best idol claimed

He started it.
Oi. Don't be that close. Scares me. Who knows what ship i'd wind up on if you claimed me.

>Rolling for Sachi

you are 2 kind
i dont think thats legal

The movie is all pre WoW. I believe it's the story of the first Warcraft RTS game

Akiko claimed

>Mugi
No that's just autism
jeez man, just get some sleep

OK a non drunk girl.

>MMOs
>Story
Kek, I find it very silly

I just like new releases
Why pay for something i can get for free
Besides netflix hardly has anything new
Crunchyroll is the only one thats really worth paying for
Funimation has a horrible layout for their app and are just a bunch of jews
Only have like 2 new things arent on Crunchyroll
And hulu is really just for older anime
I mainly use crunchyroll
I still wouldnt pay for it if someone else was because addblock removes their adds
So tell me again why i should pay for anime

Rias claimed

Every single smile from then on.

Holy shit that one's pretty cute. How many tries did it take you?
Gotta get that practice in just incase the esports agents are watching right?
I saw the critics shit on that movie but normal moviegoers seemed to enjoy it

If i can get myself onto a non-lewd conversation, it gets a lot easier.
>Orange is pretty good, but I think Sunkist is really the only orange I've had.

Wew, will get back to you with that shoop.

Nah, I'm rather plain so noodles and sauce is more than enough for me.
And they make specialized backpacks for riding that are like a turtle shell, aerodynamic and are pretty much an armored plate. Expensive as fuck though, I want one.
Currently, I'm using a shitty torn up laptop backpack I got from best buy a while back. It's falling apart due to a washer accident, but it's working well enough.
>Another of that artists works

>Wanted a trench coat back in high school for my social outcasts "Trench coat Tuesdays"
Why must I have been reminded of that cringe from the past...

I'm only telling the truth

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that would mean i would have to be persuasive
nah dont be ridiculous

There is an overarching story that progresses with each expansion for WoW, which I think is kinda neat personally. But to each their own.

I've seen the same thing too. I think it's because critics don't know what to expect or don't know anything about the lore, whereas anyone going to see the film at least knows what Warcraft is.

Huurrr durrrr If i pay i cant afford my chicken nuggets. The Autism Runs deep. Its like Funimation says when ppl ask about sharing accounts "We provide a service that cost the price of one video game for an entire year of 100s of anime tittles". I mean I get torrenting if i cant find shit on any of them then i'll torrent. But come on. How do you exspect to meet anyone of the opposite/same sex with a mentality/financial situation like that.

Crush is great. Sunkist and Fanta are to sweet. Crush has a rough edge to it.
>Don't worry I had (have?) A leather trench coat. My mom hid it from me. It was like 3 sizes to big.
Just act natural and charming, tell them what they want to hear.

you are too modest and I like that you'd make a great wife

I just like being thrown in and like "heres a sword, go kill shit and explore" kinda like runescape or demon's souls
That's just me

Why pay for something i can steal is what you meant to say right? I dunno supporting the community. Paying for a service you enjoy? It hardly costs fucking anything?

Well, I'm heading off to bed now boys. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu, and I hope you get to see her beautiful smile!
Now your bait is low quality.

akiko best girl

what do they even want to hear
im a guy though

>meeting anyone
>on a waifu claim thread where we shitpost and share the same waifu for months on end
If anyone needs to kill themselves its the normie in this thread
If you seriously think anyone in this thread is getting laid you know how to abandon thread

>tfw the eSports agents are the people who always chose spectate

I think you're on to something.

Because remembering it reminds you to never do it again.

Goodnight.

so? we can fix that with some clothing and basic make up

I like sweet, as I've said before my sweet tooth is serious. I've gone through a whole "Diabetes waiting to happen" platter by myself before and it was glorious.
>I only ever had a leather jacket but I have no clue where it is now.

Black Desert is kinda like that. There's a bit of an overarching questline, but for the most part is all you wanna do is kill shit, that's the fastest way to level.
>You eventually need to quest for skill points and certain skills, but it's not overly bad.

I'd be down for Swimsuit Sundays though!

Ehhhhhh...
I don't know, I'm bad at talking to people! Woo.
I like how you think.

>Mizore

Yea that's what I was thinking too. I tend to trust the regular guys than the critics most of the time anyways.
WE DID IT BOYS THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED

fuck outta here with that 3DPD bull shit, faggot.

you got me there.

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Rory-sama claimed

cute fembois are the future ;)

Too bad customization is locked behind a paywall and its B2P

like I said

mai waifu

I love me some Dark Souls, even though I'm fucking awful at it.
>Anor Londo can fuck right off

Anywho, I'm off to bed. Good night everyone!

Good to know people are seeing the truth

hmm? shinoa trying to steal my get?
>rolling for shizuru rattle

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Sweet soda I drink to fast, I like the burn of carbonation.
>Imagining self in swimsuit.
>Why do this to myself.
The best.

after yellow haired girl

Miho claimed

I cant even protect my own.

indeed. and that tomoko poster is a fine specimen
lucky the fucker who ever charms him

Good night yuuki!
>One day you'll git gud

i would prefer not to do that
same

>
youtu.be/rzAdnWy1mhQ

There's the infamous shadow the hedgehog and his edgy fan copies..

I'd ask but believe it's thays personal

>keyword FRIENDLY

Hehe~
>
youtu.be/rzAdnWy1mhQ

Light gasp!

Lol k

Ill eat anything that looks good to me lmao
Wew armor plating? Guessing that'll be for the slide?
>reminds me of this vid at 1:10
youtu.be/EpJN6Jk0fVM
Guessing there's not am anime of it?

Night!

I took more to the desserts sode of cooking. Though I do like my meat.

True. I threw down the money for it and only ever got to level 32.
>And that was the last game I bought or played in months
I think I even still have a 7 day trial code I can still give out...

I used to, but I find myself drinking the harsher sodas slower and slower to the point it's often getting flat before I can finish it!
>School swimsuit Mizore when~?

no make up it is you'd still look fine as hell

>DiaBESTus

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That's ok. Who needs to talk to people. Just stare at them.
Harsh sodas are great to me, it's why I like coke and Dr pepper.
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End my suffering.

What's that gasp for?
Can't sleep?

Sup bun
I found this when I looked for school swimsuit Rory. What do?
Sleep will end it.

Forgot to mention I was thinking bikini like a perv...

You buy it as it is destiney.

i would like to wear what im comfortable in and that would be a shirt and jeans
i dont think that would go over well

Oh...
I'm sorry Galko.

Some of us still have a long way to go

K. how should i do it?

Dont waste it on me pal, I dunno if I can even run it lol

Silly bunny

Yep.

That's not really working right now.

For what?

I don't care.

Not at all! But it might be fun.

surprise! it was me alla along

Milly Thompson, Trigun

You can't sleep.
Therefore I feel bad, because I can't help.

Doggo claimed

No.

You need soem strong sedatives

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Ayy if your friend follows through that can become a reality. Or if you get it yourself.

FUCK. That means they've seen my failed High Noon's!

Night.

>Original character
>DO NOT STEAL
Oh my god I forgot OC's were a thing.

Pretty much, sorry if I'm like tip toeing around it. Don't want to like tease the info or anything.

Yes FRIENDLY.
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How long does it normally take you to get to sleep?

Its sold out.
It normally works. Whats up? Just life in general?

tight jeans shirt and no undies ? that would still be hot

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No need to apologize for that.

A bullet would work.

It varies.

I guess.

Yep, let me see if I can find the exact backpack for ya. Here we are!
amazon.com/dp/B006W5836K/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1944687442&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00H5D47K4&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMJ0XAGVNK9EG85T191K
>Looks at video
>The backpack I linked is in there
Now, I'll give em that it is marketing for the most part, but hey, I saw the inside of it. Fucking 10/10 design, and the zipper is on the back of the bag. Neat as fuck.
Of Idolmaster? Nah, there is! 3 series! Original, Cinderella Girls, and Xenoglosia!

Rory pls desserts!

I like those, but holy fuck Dr. Pepper goes flat faster than a squid lowsiding.
>IRL When~?
>Bikinis are fine too, especially if side-tie

Alright, if you're sure. Everyone else I was gunna offer it to either forgot or doesn't care enough anymore.

Swimsuit Never.