Dick rate thread show what ya got

Dick rate thread show what ya got

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Where in the picture is the dick?

Can you circle in red?

How's this

7/10

7.5/10

itt: faggots staring at each other's cocks

the only reason to ask random men on Sup Forums to rate your cock is because you're insecure as fuck and you want to be told it's not small

it's small. deal w/ it faggots.

clean. 8/10

How's mine?

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>being this mad

rate me

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I wish my dick was missing skin

Wasn't*

pic quality 3/10

dick quality 7.5/10

Mid tier android with shitty camera
But thanks for r8

There are some very nice dicks here. ;)

Wait am I supposed to get hard? Is it cold in here?

hello

Looking for any bros that wanna snapchat. Will rate your cock. Send me your cock on snapchat. You can rate mine if you want. We can swap ex gfs nudes and personal gfs nudes

r8 pls
>chub

Easy 8.5/10

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Thanks babe

please rate mine...

No homo bromo

underrated cock

Sack r8 too?

Rate me

r8!

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show head

Easy 10/10

>"rate me?"
>covers 60% of their chode with their hand

6

bb pls

I don't full gay bruh

Just took this

that was a joke, im just playing dude. no homo. choo-choo

7.5-8.
Personally if it was cleanly shaved then 8.5-9 but still good regardless

I know dude

Cool I found one of these threads!

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ew too hairy

9/10, would kiss

would worship/10 (9)

Wew lad

10

good god, this penis is essentially the face of a parent watching his child vaporize during nagasaki.
the sadness from even glancing at your cock is overwhelming... gay or straight, how do you even get laid without your partner weeping as your awful, withered, baby-turnip dick gingerly flops out of your pants?
stop posting baby cocks.

Ew too shiny

7.5

post your cock then faggot

it's the most atrocious dick i, or anyone, has ever seen.
it's way too small - like the pink finger of a tiny monkey as it points into the gaping maw of a hyena (shaking, scared, and way out of its depth).

7/10
7.5/10
5.5/10

forgot image

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9. nice balls ;)

if you hate my judgement then you shouldn't have posted your horrible cock on a dick rate thread.
i came on here to judge, as was the title. problem?

What the fuck!? The head looks like a fucking worm! Did you take a knife to your urethra?

>also, cut, so mutant.

Uncut philistine. Your dick looks like a mushroom.

ty user

i like it when people like my balls, some people say they look dumb lol

i don't think i could have seen a worse dick. not only is it horrifically small, but it looks like it was burned in some isis honor acid attack.
i would cry, but there's no more tears left after gazing at your pathetic penis.

>uncut
>philistine
Someone does not know history.

i like them. 10/10 this time. ;)

t-thanks user

you have terrible balls. small, low, pathetic - they remind me of two small sparrow eggs awkwardly twisted in a wet, paper bag.
god, you have atrocious genitalia.

You, apparently.

id let you suck them if you wanted

9/10 great dick

dont listen to the shitposters

:(

Wasn't my cock that was posted, just don't see the point in talkin shit on a dick if the dick isnt all that terrible, for fucks sake OPs is 3 inches

stop posting your horrible penis. it makes me sad to be a man to see such pathetic, beta, limp-worm attempts at a dick.
you have a truly awful penis... and balls.

yes plz. waiting for the invite. ;)

David took their foreskins.

so, we all now know you are wrong and possibly retarded. good luck, op. i'll continue on with my opinions.

are you a qt?

have you posted your dick on here?

wrong how? lmfao, you still haven't posted your own cock. whatever man, you do you

R8

>dick r8 is gay
>you're all fags
>is posting in a dick r8 thread

sorry, but everything about your genitals makes the world an awful place.
i mean, i'm genuinely angry about how sad and pathetic your penis/balls are.
horrible, sad, limp, tiny dick and balls.

my SC is StrydePost. Add me and send a dick pic so i know its u, and i'll send back a face snap and dick. ;)

Is your credit score low?

jesus, if your dick were a car it would be a moped.
something that isn't what it should be and tragically underexposed.
awful dick.

this is a dick rate thread, friend. i'm rating them as i see them.
you must truly be stupid if your getting this angry. ignore my comments and move on, as per the whole "dick rate thread" thing.
jesus, some people have a third chromosome and think they're an xmen or something.

sorry i dont have snap, you got a kik or a throwaway email?

yh kik is 7un147

notice how i didn't comment on repeated postings of his horrible, flabby, grotesque penis? it's because it's a dick rate thread.
he's trying to hook up with a dude and it wasn't my place.
seriously, man "dick rate thread." that's my rating.
you must be spacial.

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Yo how do i get balls that nice man wtf do you do mines don't hang that low :(

rate rate rate

idk man i think its because i live in a warm climate

rate me please

Rate?

Pull back foreskin

Didn't see this reply till now, but I'm not getting angry lmao. Just saying, just going straight off the bat and shitting on a somewhat decent dick just looked insecure imo. everyone's entitled to their own opinion, so it's cool man. just sayin.

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hiya

Rate?

10/10 no doubt.

9

thank you!

yw. perfect cock

rate mine