Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

Post what this thread was meant for: smugs

If you don't have any, post super cute as substitute

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Fremy claimed

>smug

Muh claims

smug you say?

>Rattle rattle

Rolling for Syndra

still here


and


so you want someone to need you and just try to please you?

Kek I do the same with comic book heroes. Friends ask me how I learned so fast and know so much and I'm like "oh that?psssshhhhhhh I dunno..."
Please tell me you started off kotori..

I'll do the pleasing and introducing of new experiences

>rolling rattles
rolling for shinoa and shizuru

Yo.

Rolling for Shinoa.

Miho claimed

And now I'm getting sick. Such a great day today......

Ayy nice man. Yeah it's a little easy to spot everything if you have prior knowledge but to people who don't know jack, they're in for a wild ride.

As expected~

>Best idol claimed

Diving in after a long night

Akiko claimed

What is not a cat but still purrs?

you're pussy farts after a long fucking

...

I'm gonna go pass out now.

Cars? Engines at least.
...People, if you treat 'em right?

so you just want a person with a clean slate kind of thing?

Death to Israel.

that could work but I don't mind if that person has hobbies or special goals besides being cute and dressing up

As I've told Maki, that generally happens to me and space related things.
>Friends don't know bout muh quasars
I may have started Maki because of a totally not bias

Me when I lay down and turn my head a funny way.

why do you want that? what would you get out of it really? forgive my questions im trying to understand

I didn't really have a clever riddle or some shit but did you know that mongoose, bears, badgers, hyaenas, rabbits, squirrels, guinea pigs, tapirs, ring-tailed lemurs, elephants, raccoons, and gorillas also purr?

>nice pic
>
I guess that counts too

you'd know if you tried it
that is the only way you could understand

Knew about a third of those. I find the thought of a gorilla purring amusing for some reason.

Sup
Sleep

I'm with the bun

You too!?

I wish you best. Don't really know how to help ya

You have no idea. Lemme nerd out a bit: ivy in the show isn't her real name till she gets the name poison ivy. Her first name is Pamela. Another one is the red hood Jerome is the joker. Up on date, jokers real identity is still unknown

Soon...

YOU'RE INTO ASTRONOMY!?!?!? I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT AS A 6-8 YEAR OLD!!!!!
Did you know there's a brown dwarf as cool as a hot cup of coffee?
Imo, quasar are far much more prettier than supernovas

DAMMIT IT'S ALWAYS MAKI!

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Everybody's trying to steal everyone now days.
What can i say, i'm a trend setter.

Claimed.

i dont know pretending to be something im not just does not sound im not sure how to say it

EDITED CAUSE I FUCKED UP BADLY TOMATO
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You have no idea. Lemme nerd out a bit: ivy's name in the show isn't her real name till she gets the name poison ivy. Her first name is Pamela. Another one is Jerome is the joker. Up to date, joker's real identity is still unknown

I love it, but its always random facts and such rather than a passion. I didn't know that though. Always thought pulsars were the shit. Like, get hit with one pulse from one and the planet is 12 types of fucked.
But ya, quasars are FAR cooler than supernovas.

As Maki says, " She's not called "Best Idol" for nothing :^)"

Night Smuggles, sleep well!

you don't have to pretend just give it a try and learn about it as you go , there could be a new you waiting in the end

Yea I wonder if there's footage of it
they only do it while they're eating though

RIP Shinoah
Don't let the demons in

what is some one supposed to do when fapping is no longer remotely enjoyable?

It was just one time, goodnight.

Yo Rikka, how's the night going?

Good luck.

Ayyy.

>Gorillas and Bears
Learn something new everyday.

Kek, good one Shinoa. The first one I didn't know but the second one was easy to debunk.

>Soon...
We'll see about that~

Sleep tight man.

youtube.com/watch?v=cnA2fH-KwH0

This does not sound liking purring.

Cant when stuck in bathroom.

but wouldnt the appeal end for you after you have done all you can think of with them or the partner becomes more independent?

You get drunk and do it again
You survive a quasar to see a black hole being formed. I love that.
>potential wormhole?
>trips steals eyepatch
There is a manga about Rory, Yuka and Lelei being idols. No English translations that I know of.
>makes Rory best idol
>pic very much related

Playing Jak and Daxter, enjoying myself a lot. A bit cold though.

What about yourself?

The night is going alright just about to play Overwatch

That sounds like the sound of a demon about to eat my soul. Jesus fuck. Not as amusing as i was hoping.

>You get drunk and do it again
i have not gotten drunk, or even drank is almost 7 years, maybe its time to start again.

post in /waifu/
You'll miraculously stop fapping and only do it every now and then because you realized how long it's been. Also slower strokes. Your dick isn't a fucking shakeweight, slow the fuck down boy

Ayy thanks Maki the second
It's different, but you can't compare gorilla purrs to cat purrs
A purr is just a tonal fluttering sound

kek
What kind of sound do you expect from 300 kilo primates

The top one looks like Asuna

there are always new things to try out
if they become more independent and they're happy then I'll have reached my last goal

what would happen after that?

..what?
I was trying to sleep becaause my head hurts like hell.
It was unsuccessfull and now im here.

im sure we can work something out
cya

I mean... Yeah you're right, but still. Lol

I'll go on my way just like that person would if they chose to

Asuna was never a blonde. And it is the stereotypical elf.
>Tuka a shit
Start off slowly to begin. You know that it can hit you hard after an absence.
No painkillers available? Or alcohol?
>chamomile tea?

>Wormhole
Oh don't go all Interstellar on me Rory.

>Your dick isn't a fucking shakeweight, slow the fuck down boy
Oh god my fucking sides.

Damn. Sounds like shit dude. Sorry about that.

Have you taken anything?

Right, just even face looked similar

...

Better bust out the Rosetta Stone.

>makes Rory best idol
That title has been shared numerous times.

Sounds good man enjoying it myself too. Ayy do you need a McCree?

Toplel, now imagine this up close and personal.

>Maki the second
This made me laugh and also a bit sad.

You're right, it is on a completely different spectrum.

Im getting sick.

Was explored in one of my favorite albums before Interstellar. Havent even seen it yet.
>Ayreon - The Universal Migrator pts 1 and 2
Thats why Tuka a shit. Doesn't even stand out.

wouldnt you want something more permanent?

that would be a dream come true but it will depend on the other party's commitment
I can't force it , I'll just provide the experience and support

Sounds pretty good, not gunna lie.
The movie was pretty neat, and accurate on a lot of their info. Story line was so-so, but it wasn't terrible.

I had my sound up pretty loud with headphones when i played that. I won't be surprised if i have gorilla based nightmares frankly. Lol

experience and support?

you'll see if you try
I have to leave now its already 9 am keep being cute

Yeah, and Arjen took a fair bit of liberties with science fiction. A good story behind the albums but kinda farfetched. Music is what I listen to him for though.

I did take some painkillers, but it didn't help much.
Might try sleeping again.
Thats always nice.

Hey hey if you wanna play we can :)

Im sleepy but im not.

Alright, well I wish you luck dude, and I hope those meds kick in quickly.

ok bye then

I know you're a tea fiend, so why not chamomile?

>Rory-sama

I think Rapsody was the last band I listened to that did stories through their albums. Was pretty interesting, but was a bit hard to tell what was going on sometimes due to being metal and all.

Haha, it's the curse Harambe.

Sweet man, I'm down.

lright just send me an invite when you are ready

Ayreon is a blend of metal and prog, with more prog. Another prog album that jas a story is Dream Theater.
>not sure how you knew of Rhapsody without knowing about Ayreon or Dream Theater.
Classic story albums - Tommy and The Wall.

You can thank AMV Hell for that one. I branched out my music tastes A LOT through that and HMV Hells.
Might have to give them all a listen sometime.

>I should go warm up that spaghetti now...

clmd

I see the sun rising...

You should prolly sleep then. /waifu/ is pretty quiet.
Do it. Second warmup of pasta dishes the best.

Im to awake for that.

And the front door slamming dont help.

Glare at it angrily then seal your cave shut and resume shitposting.
That's what i do at least. Lol

I'll heat stroke myself if i do. I aint got AC

Did it. Hopefully eating will improve my mood a bit.

Damn. Well everything is terrible then.
Time to go all super villain and block then sun then.

EVIL!

Hello, I return from my sleep.

Heya Mio. Pretty slow right now.

Hello! Yeah it usually is at this time, it's nice when it's slow.

Muhahahaha! Evil is fun!

Agreed. I do like it when it's a bit busier though. About 8 people posting is pretty comfy speed to me.
Dunno what your music taste is, but have this.
youtube.com/watch?v=WOY5d5cRMe4

Mini me fire the "laser"

Yeah it is comfy. Huh that song is okay, not something I would usually listen too but I like it. I'd give you a song but I haven't been listening to much recently, apart from nyanners

Hahaha nice.