What would you do if you stumbled upon this?

What would you do if you stumbled upon this?

I really don't know

"Hey, guys. What's going on; photo shoot?"

real answer: help her, duh

Sup Forums answer: lick her

I seriously don't know

Get my pot of gold.

Take a picture and ask /b

Untie her like a the white knight that I am then proceed to ask her on a date, but make sure she knows it wouldn't bother me if she said no

Probably just walk away.

If she was calling out for help or something, probably help her. But if not just fuck off.

Even if she was calling for help, whoever did that probably is around, and I don't want to get murdered or raped or anything over anything.

Most likely it's probably just some fetish shit and I'd turn 360º and walk away.

Check my map. I'm going in circles

Set a bonfire at her feet.
Light the fire.
Cook until medium rare.
Carve off nice long slices of meat.
Serve with salad and red wine.

I would talk to her, working my cold and intelligent, yet playful charm, asking her about her situation.

Maybe say something along the lines of:
>It's rather chilly to be dressed like that around this time
>The view is quite beautiful - the rays of light shining through the trees, the shadows of the leaves in contrast. This is found all over the world, yet is so unique each time.

I seriously don't know

But I'd eventually release her without doing anything sexual.

Would fuck.

I honestly don't know

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Check my map, because apparently I'm going in circles.

I don't know either

Say, "oh shit waddup"

i would think to myself "uh uh that's bait" then i would get the hell out of there. im not riskin my life for some basic bitch. i would then get on my phone and make a post about it.

Fuck, beat me to it.

>cooking without guting, skinning, and then hanging the carcass for 3-6 days (depending on weather conditions)
Nigga pls.

So you would still face the same direction? xD 360 turn

make her do some sit ups that belly is ugly as fuck

Ask who colored her hair and how much they charged, it's rather well done

suddenly i became camera operator in porn ?

If you were facing her and did a 360 would still be facing her, you autistic fuck

stumble upon it, kek, like i wouldn't know my way back

>untie her
>cover her with my jacket
>"you dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these eggs."

newfag alert.

all fags on deck

Ask if its a sex thing. If she says yes, tell her I'm down and fuck her. If she needs help, cut ropes. Possibly get murdered due to thinly veiled trap, no matter which outcome.

make my camp at that spot, boil some eggs and offer her some

"Sup? How's hangin'?"

look another newfag. it is summer!!!11!1

sup newfaggie

kek

If she asks for help, help her.
If she's not. Leave her be.

In any way though, look away, it's debasing for women to be looked at by me.

heck surrounding area for hidden niggers, then rape.

newfag

>taking the obvious bait

Actual newfag.

and what would you do if you stumbed upon this? (it's OC, my gf while we were on trip on castle)

lol does anyone have the original of this?

I would feed her a bowl of eggs

Ask if its a fetish thing
if yes, fuck her
if no, untie her and help her, try to get with her without sounding too desperate

You forgot to say
>god you're beautiful...

pop round the back and fuck her up the shot box, more pics user?

I definitely would turn 360° and walk away

Turn 720 and walk away

Is that bailey jay? Or are stupid fucking bowtie tatoos a popular thing?

ill have u know i banged ur mom last night so clearly not.

topkek

Lick her armpits and suck on her nipples.

Newfags

You should post more of your gf.

DUDE LIKE LMAO U'D BE FACING THE SAME WIKE LIKE LMAO DUDE XD

You will get dizzy mother fucker

Newfag

What was the reference?

trying to make yourself feel better, didums

O, hai!

what would you like to see?

I think the 1080 and walk away is far more effective.

Nice trips newfag

Hate to break it to ya user, but youre dating a poorly disguised skeletman.

Dump the best stuff.

Any with her face?

her face and naked tits

Lol no.
Would not fuck / 10.
But the least I could do is help her out of the forest.
What I really want is to be attacked, there's nothing like the thrill of battle, the combination of intellectual strategy and tactics, force and brute, heart and grit.
Battle is a far greater pleasure than sex.

Untie her and hang myself with the rope

"ARE YOU ALRIGHT? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? HANG IN THERE, I'LL HELP YOU! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! I NEED A KNIFE, DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE? I'LL GO BRING HELP, WAIT HERE!.."

oh shit, dead meme for normies

Going around in circles all the time

assume she is doing fine and keep on walking

not my business

kek

>Hey how's it hangin

I like skinny girls.
no face. I'll not dump much, I'm not in the mood.
tits for you my friend

Some old thread, same premise of "you stumble upon this, what do you do", except it's a bruised up naked girl on a mountain crying that she was just raped. That response is made, some keks are had and it gets repeated forever after.

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samefag

tits are great you've done well there, but without face they are just tits, need face user

I would sneak up on her and gently jam my thumb up her butthole.

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Cut her down before her fat ass pulls the tree down onto my car

I'd check my map.
Obviously I've been walking in circles.

>Thw thrill of battle! The clashing of bone and sinew! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

Agreed, so much hotter when you can see their expression.

lol

Summer sure is here

cue music from Psycho

Only correct answers,learn newfags

you dumb fuck

remove the breast tissue and stab with needles then pour liquor all over it and light it on fire and leave after i watch it the life leaving the corpse for a few minutes

>We're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the onlny thing, the only thing i was good at. Snake, farewell.

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Wow. She's amazing

Any more like that one?

Now we're onto something. If only we could get the tits included.

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Check for a penis then feed her eggs

Wew lad. You're scaring the children

I have about 2gb of her. I will not post anything more.
I will not.

Anyway, I'll post some of my ex-gf and you will tell me if I upgraded or downgraded, ok?