ITT: how you lost your virginity. i will begin
>be me
>be 22
>two days ago
>snapchatted the girl every day for two weeks
>second time we meet to watch some netflix
>lay in bed tired, worked all day
>some assgrabbing and stuff
>21 jumpstreet on laptop
>we just lay there next to each other
>tell her i would like to kiss her
>giant step for an autist virgin like me
>start kissing
>begin losing clothes
now comes the painful part, literally
>take 5 minutes to open bra
>quickly throw away pants to hide torn underwear
>try to get it in
>no way can't even feel it
>she tries now
>she is way to tight or im too big
>keep trying for an hour
>someguy in the background gets his dick shot off
>dick starts hurting, i don't want her pain
>feel her contracting around me
>this is not gonna work.jpg
>she jerks me off but i can't finish
>i can't make her finish
>keep kissing n stuff
>22 jumpstreet is over too
>suddenly my balls hurt like hell
>probably squashed them and did not notice
>worst pain i ever had
Bump for greentext
Lube nigger, use lube.
yeah well im not sure if that helps
contriboot?
Probly troll but, you cuck faggot, if she's tight she'll dilate with arousal. If she's not aroused it's your fault for being a beta cuck.
>suddenly my balls hurt like hell
>probably squashed them and did not notice
Nigga have you never had blue balls?
Blueball.
>be 15
>get aim message "do you want to fuk me"
>she's 14
>had dumped this girl once
>she tried to kill herself in my bathroom
>tried to kill herself at school the next week
>always threatened to kill self if I left her
>In my head "No, holy shit go away"
>heart says "I am lonely and pathetic"
>barely had sex drive then, never have
>reply "I don't know let's hang out"
>she comes over and we lay down
>she tells me her brother used to grope her
>tells me to start with that
>mfw
Anyways it's not very interesting after that and I feel like a pedo recounting shit that happened almost a decade ago. Tl;dr she was a nympho and i have no sex drive, she would threaten to kill herself or lie and say I forced her to have sex with me (she had done it to someone else) if I didn't go through with it
lasted a year before I told her to go and fucking kill herself
>mfw she never did
>mfw sexual intimacy disgusts me now
shit that fits the picture
Faggot, also checked
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>17
>3/10 neighbor
>used to smoke weed and steal her parents booze
>she begged for a long time
>I kept dodging
>friend convinced me to go through with it
>trampoline
>stolen champagne
>awkward teenage sex ensues
>I have no clue what I'm doing
>couldnt stay hard
>she got sad
>that uncomfortable walk home
TFW I jerked off as soon as I got home
>Be 18 and English in college
>Welsh 17 year old girl moves to my area and college
>5-6/10 not amazing but really funny
>Has a boyfriend back home but I'm tasked with making her feel more welcome at college
>We hang out more and I help her out with History
>Get to a point where we're cuddling in my bed
and she notices a medal I have for running
>I tell her I won it in a sex competition and she tells me to show her
>I stick it in her cum within five seconds
>MFW
lmao
perfect pic
i could live with that
This made me laugh my ass off, my sides... fuck you.... crying.... now....
It sounds like you didn't lose your virginity
Kok
>she is way to tight or im too big
>yeah well im not sure if lube will help
nigger are you retarded.....
yes, it is medical
>be 21
>friend convinces me to try dating app
>18 y/o messages me within an hour
>3/10 decent face but is right on the line between chubby and fat
>fuck it
>talk for about a week, reveals she's only 17
>welp now im really fucked
>set up meeting after 2 weeks of texting
cont.
>pick her up at her house
>yup she's a 3/10
>kind of awkward for the first hour or two
>take her to starbucks idk it was the best i could think of
>worried someone will notice that im now a pedo but i have a baby face so nobody does anything
>contine talking about random shit
>take her back to my place
>making sure to be physical with her since i heard a pickuck artist say to do that once
>she appears to like it
> Be 16
> On some band boat party thing
> Multiple schools on it
> We won the contest going back as champs with all the other loser schools
> Go on top deck with friends
> friends disappear and this girl from my school is there
> We talk like the entire night
> Make out with her half way back to shore
> Takes me by the hand and leads me in the bathroom
> We fuck in the bathroom
>eventually get her to bedroom after some food
>am I really going to do this? she's underage and unattractive.
>brain says no
>boner i've had all day says yes
>go for kiss while she's talking about some random bullshit
>she kisses back yay
>brain "she's below your level, why are you even happy about this?"
>boner doesn't care
anyone reading?
>Wank off
>Cum
>Never sexered
>I are not sexer
>Virginalis in still
Me
lurking
fuck it there are other posts so ill keep going
>get on bed
>kind of dry hump while making out
>brain is cringing
>dick reaching critical mass
>i say i think we should wait to have sex
>idk why i even said this because i definitely didn't want to wait
>go back downstairs and have dinner
>back to bedroom
>watch netflix for a few hours
>start making out again
>pants come off
>she just says "condom"
>have one cleverly hidden under my alarm clock
go go go
>girlfriend for years
>did oral etc, just never penetration
>get drunk one night after a party
>decide to just go for it
>bend her over bed
>open condom I'd been given, figured they were all the same size
>it feels like a vice grip on my dick but I can't back out now
>proceed with the awkward motion that is virgin sex
>couldnt feel anything entire time
Apparently she was about it, but I never came and it was just awkward and tiring. Jerked it in the bathroom after and went to sleep
>be 17
>add girl on myspace
>talk for a few weeks
>she lives 70 miles away
>dad drives me an hour to this girls house to stay the weekend (god bless u dad)
>her little brother playing half life on ps2 in her room (not relevant but it happened)
>he leaves
>3 condoms and 3 hours later the deed is done
>her mom jumps on the bed to wake us up in the morning
>both of us naked
>she says nothing of it
fucking weird man. we lost touch after that weekend for a few years. met back up with her later in life and now we've been together for 4 years.
wow people are reading my greentext, never had this happen before
>forgot to mention she's a virgin too
>missionary position
>she grabs my dick to guide me in
>feels like im pushing against wall
>use more pressure
>dick goes in
>can feel tightness and warmth but can tell condom is killing 90% of the feeling
>physically doesn't feel better than jerking off
>dick still prefers sex
>damn this bitch is moaning like hell and scratching the fuck out of my back
>fuck her for about 40 minutes
>never feel much closer to cumming
>tried doggy style but she's like a foot shorter than me so pelvises don't line up right
>eventually collapse on her out of exaustion
>her "did you cum?"
>me "nope"
>"what's wrong with your dick, im a virgin"
>years of jerking it to porn with iron grasp
>didn't actually say that
medal for speed I would guess.
touching story, i love half life!
This is bait. Do not reply.
>fucked her one more time after that and didn't cum either time
>she "thinks" she came
>pretty sure that's a negative
>doesn't matter had sex i guess
didn't really change my life but im glad i wont die a virgin i guess
i know that feeling.jpg
>17 and just started dating a mates older sister from high school
>meet up at another mates party
>get smashed and come back to mine
>another friend sleeps crashes in the lounge
>we start going for it 'til she starts crying and leaves cause she bled all over my bed
>mate hears everything and giggles all night and calls me dickula, name sticks for years
>he's just upset cause he wanted her and is still a virgin
>be me
>18, virgin
>dating my girlfriend for about 2 months already
>she was also my best friend previously before
>got out of friend zone
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>we've fooled around and stuff but never all the way
>we've never seen each other down there tho
>just about to graduate high school
>we're each otherside walking partner
>make plan to take each other's virginity the night we graduate
>day time, we graduate, everyone happy
>later that night, we go to my backyard where my room is
>I live in like a shed house thing in backyard but has plumbing and lights and bed
>talk about how awesome it is to graduate
>so we eventually start to kiss
>start to make out a bit more, nervous as fuck, notice she is too
>both standing at this point
>start to undress her
>she has the most perfect perky c size tits, decent sized nips but they're hard as rocks
>see her puss, nice bush but groomed
>she undresses me, just average size
> she's like, "we're doing this?"
>I respond "I think so"
>she pushes me on the bed
>start to rub her, she already soaked
>tells me to put on condom
>don't have to tell me twice
>in missionary position, I put it in
>best feeling ever
>both last about 2 minutes but eventually come together
>asked if hurt, she said only a little
>we both, lay there, I'm stroking her breasts and she starts to breathe heavily
>go on for two more rounds
>end night
>take her home
>her and I go to Disneyland the next day
>best two days ever
>dickula
fucking awesome nickname
Yeah I have a hard time cuming too
>fast forward to now
>we're now 25
>married for 5 years
>have 3 boys
>life is amazing
>still have amazing sex
nice story m8
lucky bastard fuck you
good for you, user.
100% true. Fucking amazing two days!
Bump
love it, enjoy your happy family! there is nothing better
details on the mom and why she was ok with some random naked dude in her house in her daughters bed who was just recently in her daughter.
>be 13
>Older fat girl told my mates she wants to ride me
>meet her at my friends house
>she is at least 110 kg (240 Ib) 5'1 odd
>nervous as fuck but wanna do it
>in my friends bed, her tits are saggy like a 80 year old obese granny
>dont give a shit, im gonna pump this fat cunt
>after a little foreplay put on dom
>manage to get it in her past all the blubber
>missionary position
>feelsgood.jpg
>hear giggling, duno where its coming from
>keep going for a few mins
>"GET IT IN HER user"
>turn around and see my two mates banging the roof window
>i stop
>they're howling with laughter at this point
>even the fat fuck im on top of is laughing
>humiliated as fuck
>leave her there with my mates and go home sulking
>TFW you lose your virginity to somebody that everybody calls clare the bear
>TFW you dont have sex for another 4 years.
The bear got drunk as fuck and got trained on paddys day a few years later and was left pregnant by fuck knows who.