Minnesota Twins @ New York Yankees

Santana vs. Pineda

Minnesota

vs. NYY RHP Michael Pineda
1. Eduardo Nunez, 3B (R)
2. Robbie Grossman, LF (S)
3. Joe Mauer, DH (L)
4. Brian Dozier, 2B (R)
5. Max Kepler, RF (L)
6. Eduardo Escobar, SS (S)
7. Byung Ho Park, 1B (R)
8. Kurt Suzuki, C (R)
9. Byron Buxton, CF (R)

New York

vs. MIN RHP Ervin Santana
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Carlos Beltran, RF (S)
4. Alex Rodriguez, DH (R)
5. Brian McCann, C (L)
6. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
7. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
8. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
9. Chase Headley, 3B (S)

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Can Pineda get a W against the Twins?

>yankees are pulling out the stops get a .180hitter back

Does no one have the heart to tell him his career is over?

it's really sad, and seeing david cone cover for him like he's old mark again is equally embarrassing

>have to mow the lawn so i'll be listening to sterling and waldman on the radio

>and theeeeeeeeeeee pittttttchhhhhhhh
*doesn't mention what pitch it is*
>strike

I'm so glad that Teixiera is back, he'll hit at least four home runs today.

go yanks

>mfw TV plebes dont get to listen to the angelic voice of Suzyn Waldman

>aaron judge hit another home run last night
>they said it was the furthest home run they've ever seen at that stadium

Wow, Waldman and Sterling actually think the Yankees are making the playoffs. Listening to them, you would think this is the most deadly lineup

Why can't they just do what any other team would do and release or bench Tex?

Tex is a Hall of Famer, shitlord

And Christen Press doesn't have a horse face.

at least they didn't send refsnyder down

You'd drag your balls through 8 miles of glass shards just to eat the corn from her shit, mother fucker.

I fucking hate Kay for even trying to make a case to send Ref down because Davis doesn't have options.

No, I'm not you desu senpai.

>1st and 2nd no outs
>runners don't even budge

weak

Yeah there's no way you choose Davis over him

>Yankees fail to score with risp and no outs
>Yankee pitcher immediately allows a bomb the next inning and implodes

We've seen this too much this year

>it begins

Pineda's strikeouts are so empty

That's pretty deep

>Teixiera will strike out in his first at-bat back

it's hard to believe this team is only 2.5 and a half games behind in the Wildcard

Don't tell that to Cashman. He'll trade Judge and Sev for some two month rental

Yay! Back to routine ground outs into the shift! Tex returning is such the right move! Refsnyder who?

>didi hitting .286
>this is the yankees best hitter

Didi is elite

didi is elite

Elite is Didi

>our best hitter?
>move to the 9 spot
>our second best hitter?
>put him on the bench to make way for a .180 hitter

>Didi
>elite
pick two

Binder logic

r8 my OC

Nigga looks like a prairie dog

How long until the Twins lose this in the most meme way possible?

We're losing every game from now on until they bench Tex.

>tex strikes out with baseload and we lose 1-0

>this kid has more game than all us

Good Afternoon everyone! I see the Yankees are losing 1-0. Maybe Tex can turns things around?

You're doing it wrong

Didi will hit a walk off dinger tonight. Cap it.

if the yanks are losing by the 8th you have to make a post saying you're going to watch something else and leave the thread.

Who is this milk producing harlot?

>Tex
>Getting on base
wew lad, we World Series now

I'm rooting against the Yankees because I care about the future.

didi is elite

It's kinda funny how Panama won't post in the thread once his wojack is used

ikr

Maybe we should do it every day

Has anybody ever responded to him in Spanish? Has he ever posted in Spanish?

I was thinking that. I'm going to save that panama image and post just in case anyone else forgets to. fucking hate that faggot
and good idea! I don't speak spanish but that should be a thing

Since this is a Yankee thread there has to be another spic around here.

My dad didn't teach me Spanish.

I have never thought about this. I'll do it next time he posts.

I've made progress with English. Don't want to ruin it speaking spanish!

BELTY

I've tried, he just doesn't respond. His grammatical "mistakes" that he's making in English don't make sense for a native Spanish speaker.

We still have another year of A-Rod....


He used up whatever he had left in him last season.

McCann is just about the only person on the planet that can hit a ball over 300 feet and only get a single.

they felt bad for him and got tex on base. really cute desu

Is she pure?

she's taken a few mares for breeding purposes

I hope so. I was browsing through her Twitter once, and I get the feeling the she's a pretty big liberal, so there's probably a chance that she's "sexually liberated"

Who hits the walk off today?

mccann

Rob Refsnyder pinch hitting for Tex

THICK
H
I
C
K

May the thickness bring us luck

No run DMC is so fucking elite

you summoned me?

dubs and text dinger

Will ARod's daughters grow up to be hot?

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Meredith is more horsefaced than Christen is.

Meredith is more horsefaced than Christen is.

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>tex
>hitting
please god just for once

Just ask for some Meredith if you want some, faggots.

>mixed race
>good looking

pick 1

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Nigga, have you seen mixed race women?

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>mixed

Both parents are Mexican. Plus mixed race is hot

>he fell for the "race mix is ugly" meme

starlin plz

WOW, GREAT SWING TEX! YOU SURE ARE WORTH BENCHING REF! SO FUCKING ELITE!

twins defense da real mvp

Twins defense is worse than their pitching

didi is elite

DIDI IS ELITE

>Twins
>Defense
pick one

why WOULD YOU SEND SLOW ASS MCCANN

even if hes safe it was the wrong choice

Why would you send him? That was shallow and McCann is slow

What the fuck are you doing McCann?