General wierd fetish thread

General wierd fetish thread
I'll start:
Whenever I'm walking down a street and see a girl wearing top and bottom clothes with Adidas or simple lines my dick gets so hard it wants to explode

So yea I have clothes with lines fetish

Bunp

Bump

ah, i'm a religion fetishist.

meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.

essentially, i want a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.

Thats
Um
Unn
A little weird
Even for b
...

Hand fetish. Much like my foot fetish.
Hands are better when you wear bracelets.

Omg yws
When fuckinga girl I just love those bracelets on her arm its so weird but damn

summer is here.

;)

Armpits. I find them more hot than seeing pussy or anything else. Its easy to find celebrity armpits too.

Hahaha. I'm a femanon and was referring to male hands but there are some pretty female hands out there.

Guys should wear nail polish

I'd push my dick in between sweaty arm pit and just fuck it man

Piss

are you slav by any chance?

Mind control

I feel you user.

Yuuuuuuup

Mmmmmmm fuck yes

A girl grinding another

nylon/pantyhose?

I thought I was the only one...

Its a minor fetish, but i enjoy seeing a little jiggle from a girls thighs when she walks. I like seeing underwear, or vag slips on short shorts.

Yea
The kind of material that gives small reflection of light
Feels a little like silk

I prefer it when whores like their armpits.

yes... doesnt reveal too much but covers... no idea what causes it.

I have a tits and vagina fetish. All of my friends call me weird for it, but I feel like it's natural. Anyone else feel me?

lick*

Femanon with foot fetish? Male or female feet?

For some reason I get diamonds from hypnotizing people, so I usually limit that to online interactions.

OP is supreme Slav

I find it really hot when girls laugh uncontrollably, also feet are pretty hot.

Tickling porn is a thing
And is easy to find.
I wish I could find some porn to fill my needs of tracksuits...

Death during orgasm. Not attracted at all to gore or blood or anything like that though. Stuff like the Brain Eater series is pretty hot though.

I'd recommend just googling 'sexy in track suit' or some shit like that, you'd be bound to find something.

When I was 8 I used to fap to dead people
They would offer me unlimited time of fapping
Thank god I don't dnt do that kind of shit anymore...

Well that's the other thing, dead people don't do a thing for me either. It's the actual dying. Just slipping away out of life during orgasm.

One I forgot about are girls in over-sized men's shirts, that's pretty hot

So many freaking vanilla summerfags in here. Get a real fetish.

You too OP.

So basically I should be more of a weird fucking loser like the rest of the foot and hairy and piss fetish people? No thanks. I like cooperating with normal society.

Then get off my board faggot.

Wow what a fucking normie go share vines on snapchat you mundane piece of trash. Sup Forums is not the place for you.

Then what are you doing on Sup Forums at all

I'm not even sure if it's an actual fetish, but ditry, sweaty unclean, unshowered girls gets me rock hard.

Dude quads told you to fuck off, so do us a favour with your "le edgy my fetish is better than yours" bullshit and you get the fuck out off of the board.

FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You can get right out as well. Sup Forums isn't your "lelle look at me im browsing le 4chum im so edggg" board.

Should date my gf, she dont shower very often.

"le quads!!! dubman would be proud epic win XD"
Kill yourself memester, when your balls eventually drop you'll start to develop fetishes. Then maybe...just maybe girls won't laugh you out of the bedroom anymore when you tell them how boring and vanilla you are.

I just stated the fact that quads told you to fuck off as well as the fact that you are calling everyone normies based on their fetishes and you haven't told yours not even once, you're really successful at being a troll, i can't believe i'm bitting this hard.

Really, I haven't? I don't know if you've noticed but this is an anonymous image board. My post is right over here:

You're an assclown. There's a fetish sharing thread that's been going on for four hours right here.

I don't even use Snapchat and I hate everyone who uses it.

or not being an idiot, right here.

>you haven't told yours not even once
your newness is showing

Fucking a, man.

I'm well aware of that.

let me guess, kik?

Tell me when you've actually had a girl ASK to fuck you. I don't have to try.

Kik is an app for horny prepubescent kids. "Nudes??"

Do something about it.

I love pissing, I love teens, and I love being outside with a slight risk of being caught.

Combo Fetish: Run into a couple of sexually curious 15-year olds with an insatiable carnal appetite out on the river kayaking. Pull over to a sandy embankment and let them explore each other and me. Towards the end, they'll piss on my simultaneously while I climax.

Fin.

>lelele i get le 50 times as much pssi as u

faggot I might

No, actually not. I've only fucked a few times. I'm sure you've gotten maybe a bit more than me. I don't see sex as a competition. I only care about myself when it comes to fucking.

I'd love to see you try. What? Are you part of Anonymous?

>I don't see sex as a competition. I only care about myself when it comes to fucking.
>Tell me when you've actually had a girl ASK to fuck you. I don't have to try.

No but you're free to come over to my place some time. I'm not picky, I could come over to your place.

>K

The contradiction is real, are all normies this stupid? Or is it just a summer thing?

Willing to hand out an address? I would, but I'm not goddamn retarded.

Haha... That can be annoying and it seems like you don't enjoy that. I'm sorry user, even I would get sick of it constantly.

>Normie
Edgy motherfucker

Haha yes Sup Forums is "le edgy" why are you here you disgusting normie?

You call me disgusting, and here you sit for hours on end browsing assorted fetish boards. Thanks for the kek user.

Please.

6505 E 110th St, Kansas City Missouri 64134

White house, 2 trees in the back, small overhang on the left side (if you're facing the street) with a broken down car under a gray tarp. There's a dog in the back yard, he's not too friendly so don't let him out. He won't attack you directly but he might take a pant leg or try to get your shoe. He's not my dog, the previous owners left him locked up in back with a big bag of dog food where he couldn't reach it. Make sure you go down 110th St and not Terrace. A lot of people, including the mail man somehow miss 110th St. I've stood outside waiting for people, they just drive right past like the street's not even there. So take it slow and if you're heading away from burke elementary school on benington, the street is right before the yellow house. Another easier way to get there is to just turn off when you see the stratford estates sign. We're not actually a part of stratford estates, just right outside of it. But if you turn left off of red bridge when you see the stratford estates sign then there's a big bowl-like intersection about 3 or 4 blocks ahead and that's 110th St.

Well, I appreciate the in-depth description. But Missouri is a hell of a trip from VT. Thanks anyways, maybe I'll sell that information to someone who can use it. Screencapping for future.

Btw if you're into drugs I'm not 100% certain on this but I'm pretty sure the house next door (the pink one) sells drugs. They get expensive looking cars showing up at like 3 AM and throughout the whole day they get a ton of visitors that only stay for like 5 minutes. Never actually gone over there before except once when one of their tiny dogs got stuck in my back yard.

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Are you a slav?

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Yes you are a disgusting normie, posting normie reaction images only makes me think less of you. You need to put in a bit more effort to impress me with your shitposting.