Hello Sup Forums, ask a 33 year old virgin anything

Hello Sup Forums, ask a 33 year old virgin anything...

I feel depressed most of the time for never having any experience with girls, I've never even kissed a girl or dated one.


>pic related, it's me

>Willow the wolf
Sounds like the reason you're a virgin is the same reason you're a furry

you look like you have potential.

why don't you rent a car then drive to casino then hire a prostitute to electrocute you then prosecute you
win/win you die and you get to spend time with a trap

It takes work faggot
Go work out, get a haircut, floss your teeth

I don't see that as a problem...I'm sure there are many furries who get laid on a daily basis

I don't have a gym near me and here's a pic with my hair shorter and better

That's true but most Furries are bisexual and being bisexual increases your odds by 50%

>shorter and better
u ugly nigga

Uglier guys than you have girlfriends. What's your problem?

Feels bad op. I would probably spew some superficial shit about just being yourself if I wasn't in much of the same situation. Apparently it's not so much about looks than how you act, i.e. ultimately how you feel about yourself. Figures, right?

I believe I have aspergers and it's affected my life for a long time. I don't know how to initiate conversations with the opposite sex

Nah you're just a pussy man. Come over to /fit/, we'll guide you in the right direction

All that aspergers, adhd, autism shit is fake dude. I am 34 and uglier than you and I have banged a couple dozen chicks. Been getting steady pussy since high school.

Put yourself out there. Hit the bar. Take classes that have females (being the new guy at yoga has gotten me laid a few times). Don't try to find pussy online do it analog.

Talk to every chick you can even if she isn't attractive in your view.

You're a lame man a fuckin' lame. You don't deserve shit nigga until you take care of yourself. Can't walk around at 300 lbs and frames that adjust to the sunlight. Learn how to smile too faggot not that side ways half face movin' kinda shit. You don't have "ass-burgers" that's just your excuse for being a social retard.

Also don't wear glasses like that they are crooked. Shave that nasty 'beard' and get a haircut that doesn't look like you did it yourself.

I would let your hair grow to be honest. I have a fat baby face too and longer hair softens your features. Let that shit grow. Us guys in our 30s who still have hair are very lucky. Flaunt it. Chicks always compliment my hair

I don't drink...actually I've never sipped alcohol. I find it is beneath me and would bring me down beneath most women's standards.

Shut up nigga you will always be ugly.

You a weeaboo?

Fucking Clopper kys

You look like you deserve to die alone and a virgin.

I don't look good shaved...here's a pic a few years ago with minimal facial hair.

I know cancer patients that look better than you

Is this a troll? I feel like we are all getting baited cause this nigga is ugly and confident which leads me to believe we are getting trolled.

kek.

35 yo virgin here that laughs at pathetic whiner OPs like this.

Same douche kind of thread.

1. THE GLASSES SUCK HORSE DICK. FUCK those narrow 1880s frames. Get a decent pair of glasses.

2. HOLY FUCK THE HAIRCUT spend more than $3.00 on a haircut

3. FAT. STOP EATING SO FUCKING MUCH. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MARSHMALLOW.

4. THE ANGLE OF THE PHOTO, double stupid award here -- no one looks good straight-on, and with overhead hatchet-type lighting it's twice as bad. FIGURE THIS OUT ALREADY

shut up. fag.

if not troll, why do you have to smirk like a little faggot in every picture?

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Feels for op

Virgin smirk

Just stop trying OP you'll never get laid.

Well then I'm glad I got rid of the look in that photo

I believe that being yourself is enough to attract the opposite sex. Why would I need to change and put on a facade just to impress a girl?

Because women don't want "your self" you Probs heard that from your mother, why not try fuck your mum?

You need to change to attract women, then when they are attracted you can build a relationship.

If you believe that then why hasn't it already worked fag?

Kek for this guy

You're the one with the problem here big boy

>attract the opposite sex

OH IS IT BEING STUPID AS FUCK LESSONS IN HERE? EXCUSE ME. I WAS LOOKING FOR ABUSE.

I have been abusive