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how do I get a girlfriend ???

grow a 12 inch cock that ejaculates money and chocolate

you don't

stop being Sup Forumseta

It's actually supposed to be a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

sorce and ill tell ya

Stop asking Sup Forums how to get a GF.

get out of Sup Forums user

if under 20, follow whatever fashion is popular

if over 20, get a job

Stop touch yourself on website, and start to talk to girl.

stolen from reddit

i know cus im a redditor

>if under 20, follow whatever fashion is popular
Yeah if you want a total normie gf
>if over 20, get a job
this and have a sense of fun or joy

name op?

ugh, that is one nasty kitchen

'sigh' fine, reposting for the beets

Ask her.

Work on yourself. Women (or anyone for that matter) want someone who is emotionally stable (even if they arent), someone who is trying to improve themselves (school/exercise/sports) even if you arent the best yet they like potential. Don't be a crybaby and whine a lot, its very unattractive. Women want to be the ones taken care of, not the caretakers (barring daddy issues) get some hobbies, it makes you appear independent, and keeps you from being too clingy
Just try to be the best version of yourself you can and the rest will fall into place. It's not an instant pickup artist method, but being worth having is the most consistent method.

You will need a large strong net, chloroform and a cabin in the woods with a basement.

so be black and get social security

step one: stop spending time on Sup Forums, it makes you a worse person.

SAUCE?????

lol and how in the heavens are you supposed to find a not-normie girlfriend?