Welcome to our household user

>Welcome to our household user
>Why are you taking your shoes off? You're in America now

ooga booga where da toilet at

*unzip 9mm*

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Oh we don't have one, we just use the Wal-Mart down the street.

HELL YEA BITCH GIB ME BURGERS OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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good post

>Not taking off your shoes in your house
DISGUSTING.

wannabe jap

commie detected

>why is the shoe polish inside the fridge??
>oh right, I forgot I was in america now

Are all slavs weeaboos then?

who the fuck wears shoes in their house

You guys are all assholes for not applauding for her opening the door.

you'll fit right in

I take shoes off before knocking, as tradition demands. So that won't happen.

Why do American houses open right into the living room?

In Europe we have a place for your shoes and clothes, then the hall, then the rest of the house

No hall could be wide enough to fit Americans transition between the house and the outside.

That's a necessity for places with cold climate. I imagine house in OP's pic is in somewhere hot.

Underrated post.

Why don't they call it the Shart-Mart? It's pretty much shart tier.

Because go fuck yourself pussy

*unzips shoes*

TRY AND STOP ME BITCH

>poo

>*unzips shoes*

>wearing velcro shoes

nice proxy amerifat

Sir, we're going have to arrest you on not being free enough.

"Okay! :) "
*Walks in*

poo in loo sanjeep

You are now free.

God bless America.

we are your future

My house has what you're describing

>You're in America now
you're too thin
you have books

this is not america

>6 (six) books
>entering straight into a living room
>brownish skin with semitic face features
>fake smile
Might very well be America desu.

Oooohhhh
*bows*
GOMEN'NASAI!

>6 (six) books
all of the copies of the holy bible, jesus christ blessed be :DDD

Nothing wrong with that

>the current year
>not being a anti-material-hyper-sensual-pagan-cultist-vegan-lesbian
get with the times gramps

oh boy would I enter if you know what I mean

Nice McMansion, Pilar! When's the anchor baby due and how neckbeard did your husband used to be until you smelled the mix of desperation and cash on him as he walked by and jumped him at some slummy downtown taco shop?

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

your mother sucks cocks in hell :DDD

You're the only one who's going to hell, heretic scum! Repent whle you can, for the day of the judgement is NIGH

>orthodox scum
I'd rather border Turks lmao

see, this guy gets it

>friend came to visit me from germany
>he actually brought separate clothing exclusively for sleeping in and had to change in and out of them every night/morning

Do Americans sleep in jeans?
Last time I slept in the clothes I wore all day I was shitting in my helmet and eating mud

Why do you think houses in Europe are all designed the same way?

Sometimes, but that's why girls like to wear comfier/softer pants like yoga pants and jeggings and why guys tend to wear cargo pants and basketball shorts.

Wow, so every house in the US is the one in OP's pic? Please continue to tell me about my country!

It's a common thing in most American houses on TV too. There's no need to be upset when someone asks a valid question.

I don't know how advanced Czechia is but here in America we have an invention called the automobile.

>honey, I'm home

kek

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>mexican are roaches
>but muslims that make terrorist attacks are somehow well represented

I wonder who's behind this post

Same 2bh, what is wrong with you pham

pencil beards make you approximately 100% less attractive

Turks and muslims also do that

Foyer

I live in America.

I never wear shoes at home.
I don't have butter in my house. Never use that shit.
Last time I had pizza was about a month ago.
Last time I had a hot dog was over a year ago.
My BMI is under 25.
Last time I had apple pie was definitely over 5 years ago.
I don't own a gun.
I always ask for no mayo when eating out.
I look at food products I buy and try to avoid high fructose corn syrup whenever possible.

R8 American-ess