ginger edition
/brit/
Katie Hopkins
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I actually enjoy my job most of the time.
another jf editition*
what job?
Genuinely disgusted to see a Royal with a foreign negro. How the mighty have fallen. I hope after Her Majesty dies we can get rid of the Royals.
patrish chocolate bar
Postman, I just walk around listening to music most of the day.
>the weird relatives your gf has that feel the need to have a full blown conversation on the comment section for pictures of you both on facebook
everytime
GINGERED
need a ginger holocaust
> no job
> ugly little manlet
> drinks and parties all day erry day
> bangs the hottest qts all round the world
> 32 years old
Prince Harry is the ultimate NEET
youtube.com
Anthem of /brit/
>it's a dad walking around the house drunk as fuck muttering threatening things episode
might actually knock the cunt spark out tonight show him who's boss
In gregg's lads
Knock Knock - Who the fuck is bangin at my door?
Is it abstract commercial or hardcore?
Better know who the fuck they lookin for
'cause they don't want more
Yo Knock Knock - Who the fuck is bangin at my door?
Is it abstract commercial or hardcore?
Better know who the fuck they lookin for
They don't want more
yanks get $50k starting as soon as they leave uni. crazy
Does literally anyone sit down in Greggs?
Get us a sausage bean and cheese melt lad
cheeky steak bake lad?
Fucking DESPISE that Amazon advert with the priest and the radical muslim cleric
posh Gregg's that
do not respond to gf posters.
only respond to no gf posters
this is an abnormie general
>eating in at greggs
>for tea
Absolute state of your life lad
don't be racist
Anybody had that peng hot sarnie from Greggs where the cheese is like on the outside with chicken in the middle
wish my local greggs was this huage. mines about the size of one of the toilets in this picture
HEEM
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greggs has changed lad. it no longer does chav food. it's a coffee shop now and serves the same sandwiches you can get everywhere
Pensioners
Could, would and have absolutely HEEMED runts who say the word 'peng'
>southern "greggs"
didn't like the bit when the priest's knees explode either
Greggs coffee is surprisingly alri given that its greggs
where can I find this post modern progressive greggs and do I have to declare my pronoun before going in
all over la
up market just like when mcdonalds was painted green
peng post that
racist
I had a iced donut an hour ago. It's still cheap shit food
peng tings on my twitter and my /brit/ too
how many europeans need to die in terror attacks perpetrated by refugees before leftists admit their multicultural utopia is a delusion? a thousand? ten thousand? ten million?
>watch Rogue One
>people clap at the end of the film
oh no we're in america now
*heems you both in under 2 seconds flat*
Coffee rankings
>1. Costa
>2. Nero
>3. Pret
>4. Starbucks
>5. Maccies
>6. Greggs
POWER GAP
>9001. Subway
nah m8
u dont understand
like
its no problem like
because some ppl die in car accidents
so terrorism isnt even a problem
ok sweetie ;)
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this is your fetish, lads
So today I approached a girl, I'm a 28 year old virgin. This is a big step for me, because like many of you I'm pretty scared of approaching them. Basically my mom made me go out and get cat food. I was in the pet supplies aisle and I saw a girl and thought 'eh maybe I should suck it up and try like all the normies suggest'. So I saunter over and the conversation goes like this:
Me: Hey. (I froze up)
Her: Um, hey?
Me: So. You buying food for your... feline (terrible joke I don't know why I said it)
Her after awkwardly laughing: Yeah.
Me: Oh I have a cat too.
Her: Oh. Okay.
THEN Un fucking believable her boyfriend comes up to us and puts his typical rippling tan muscular arm around her waist. Like why do I even try this is ridiculous? Even this mediocre plain Jane boring skank has a tall white typical handsome symmetrical face blue eyes blonde hair, probably body builder who could pick me up easily Chad. I hate females so much and honestly I've really lost all interest and force myself to not think about them, which has been surprisingly easy. The idea of putting my dick into a roast beef flap slut tunnel is genuinely so off putting by this point. I would maybe do anal and that's it. Why do we even let this control our lives? I sure hope that chad is happy with his ugly bitch who probably has a shit personality, he deserves better anyway. So sick of trying.
Imagine your capital city pretty much being like a more degenerate Benidorm
h3h3 has a podcas la
Probably about the same number it took for Ireland to be reunited.
I had a Maccies coffee this morning, was surprisingly dece desu, goes well with a nice greasy mcmuffin
wtf, I love feet now
only one of those is true
sister swims and thinks she'll make it one day
she's a bit fat for a swimmer though so probably won't, might say it to her face and see if it motivates her to improve herself
his content is a bit more sloppy now. Not enjoying it as much
didn't read any of this
bender lol
Don't know how the one getting her feet licked could endure that
beer tastes like absolute shite 2bh
like I'd imagine paint thinner to taste
The coffee in Nero is better than Costa.
have you fucked her yet lad
dont care
Imagine your capital city pretty much being like a more degenerate Islamabad
no mate i'm not a nonce
> make it
make what? cheeseburgers?
swimmers make fuck all money outside of the top 5 ie the ones that get sponsorship and their career lasts ten minutes. Slap her for me
Isn't the hague really the capital?
girls don't exist here lad
absolute peng breakfast
giz the sauce
>Islamabad
?
London is actually diverse and the people integrate unlike Northern cities which are literally Islamabad
Gay rasheed
nope
my dad has this argument at a pub quiz before
what's racist about greggs
>drinking anything caffeinated
na lad
excellent post
Speak for yourself xx
I agree desu just doing a cheeky shitpost
*starts wanking
literally just finished watching it
loving where this is going, just hope this doesnt mean fewer other videos
it's this grill
https://
chaturbate
.com/birdylovesit/
go to empornium, there is a 30GB pack of her videos. search for birdylovesit
will do if she keeps it up lad
reminder /brit/ is a trap only general
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
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need to fuck a 5'1 fat girl t b h
the density of muslims in london is 93 times higher than the rest of the UK
Reminder that I have the fattest, most aesthetic cock out of everyone on /brit/
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is that because the density of people is also 93 times higher than the rest of the UK
i just want the link to that specific video lad
rorke BTFO
jo sieland
should lay off the pork pies ;) hahahahahahahaa
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stab my shit with your cock
still not as dense as you