..how fucked are you?

..how fucked are you?

water bottle. Nice

Loaded Glock 29 10mm...could be worse, I guess. Actually, probably lot.

welp.....

a mirror
fuck

Bye bye Meowser

Dark Souls 2 knight figure... :|

My whole wall...R.I.P.

PRAISE YOUR BUNS

Remote controll

...Literally rip when your asshole tears open

A fucking big damn door.

Small deodorant bottle.
Nothing new.

Sam Winchester? i guess im okay with this

???

Am I gay now?

A fucking water bottle that is at least 12 inches long

an icecube. I'll be fine in a few minutes

this

a 9 inch dog dildo
nothing new

Jesus fucking christ

kek

Oven mitt

You're lucky it's not in its final form.

his dick is too small to be considered a penis, so it's basically a clitoris.

i have a glass of water, FUCK

Well I'm not someone that is disinclined to have dicks up my orifices, but I'd rather they not be random big black cocks.

Glass of wine...huh...

Bar of soap

I'm strangely okay with this. At least they're female.

Shower door. Rip my asshole