Caugh a baby bird injured. TRIPS TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL DELIVER!

Caugh a baby bird injured. TRIPS TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL DELIVER!

jerk off on it then let it go.

3 off, damn. I just jerked off 10 min ago

time to start a Sup Forums space program

Xd. Sadly i dont have helium

roll

Put it up your ass feet first then take a picture with its head coming out

Take good care of it until it is able to fly, then set it free.

let it go

sick it's beak down your cockhole

I dont have a gaping anus.....

Eat it alive

can you go buy some at walmart or some shit?

Blend it in milk, and drink it.

Realise that there is such a thing as karma.
Let it sink in
You know what is best if you dont wanna come back on this earth as a dog in china

Do whats right OP,

Sacrifice it to Satan

Take care of it, train it, keep it until it dies of natural causes. I expect a post once a month with updates.

Im a poor fag

Keep it as a pet and train it to fight
Name him Balls

Bite the head off and chew it like bubble-gum.

this

kys

Duct tape to top of head and walk into nearest supermarket asking if they would like to buy free range eggs

Fuck u, i have no soul

smear your dick in wet bird seed or bread crumbs and feed it

love it forever

S P A C E P R O G R A M
it will enjoy it

Winrar

Suck its cock u dirty faggot

poop on it

WINRAR

Nurse it back to health, love it, and eventually free it.

used blowtorch on it

dick in pooper

What are you, retarded?

Nevermind.
This guy is retarded.

WINRAR

hold it for an hour and repeatedly tell it that it's a bird.

In after trips..

Let it drink the bleach

Illiterate nigger!

Got any fireworks? ;)

How didn't I think of this before?

Get in the bathtub and then put the bird in there with you, no water, you have to be naked though.

Suck its dick until it dies

WIN WIN WIN

are you autistic? he said trips

Set it free, for fuck's sake.

ta da..

...

check'ed

WINRAR

Enjoy purgatory homo

Fug

Well shit

WIN

OP here, 1 min

WHERE'S THE VID OP? THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

KEEP
THE
THREAD
ALIVE

Blend it and feed it to gf/relative

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Shock it. Like with electricity. Zap zap.

webm OP please

OH SHIT

Nurse

literally

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shit, my bad i misread

>be op
>on Sup Forums
>holding in a shit
>find a bird
>lets post on Sup Forums
>nigger says "poop on it"
>HOW CONVENIENT

Done

Bwhahaahahah

OP you have my attention.

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OP here
I said anything but this is getting too far sorry wont deliver
new rolls

what a shitty pic
cant you do better?

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while we're waiting can we talk about how cringey my self proclaimed rapper"friend is

(He wants to be in the Marines aswell

Kek

another angle pls OP

I underestimated you OP

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smear it into its feathers OP

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What a nig. Kill youself.

More angles OP? This is shit

Nut on its gay little bird face

thats the idea :^)

Witnessed.

Lick the bird

He delivered before this post, faggot

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you fucking degenerate

Clean the bird up and heal it.

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Another day on Sup Forums.

Anyways, microwave it and record.

.

Thats a watery fucking shit OP

make him a hat

Build a nest out of the top of the skull of a corpse, and keep it in a cage. You fucking retard

had you got trips I would've been sad

have fun cleaning it up OP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and roll for this