Caugh a baby bird injured. TRIPS TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL DELIVER!
Caugh a baby bird injured. TRIPS TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL DELIVER!
jerk off on it then let it go.
3 off, damn. I just jerked off 10 min ago
time to start a Sup Forums space program
Xd. Sadly i dont have helium
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Put it up your ass feet first then take a picture with its head coming out
Take good care of it until it is able to fly, then set it free.
let it go
sick it's beak down your cockhole
I dont have a gaping anus.....
Eat it alive
can you go buy some at walmart or some shit?
Blend it in milk, and drink it.
Realise that there is such a thing as karma.
Let it sink in
You know what is best if you dont wanna come back on this earth as a dog in china
Do whats right OP,
Sacrifice it to Satan
Take care of it, train it, keep it until it dies of natural causes. I expect a post once a month with updates.
Im a poor fag
Keep it as a pet and train it to fight
Name him Balls
Bite the head off and chew it like bubble-gum.
this
kys
Duct tape to top of head and walk into nearest supermarket asking if they would like to buy free range eggs
Fuck u, i have no soul
smear your dick in wet bird seed or bread crumbs and feed it
love it forever
S P A C E P R O G R A M
it will enjoy it
Winrar
Suck its cock u dirty faggot
poop on it
WINRAR
Nurse it back to health, love it, and eventually free it.
used blowtorch on it
dick in pooper
What are you, retarded?
Nevermind.
This guy is retarded.
WINRAR
hold it for an hour and repeatedly tell it that it's a bird.
In after trips..
Let it drink the bleach
Illiterate nigger!
Got any fireworks? ;)
How didn't I think of this before?
Get in the bathtub and then put the bird in there with you, no water, you have to be naked though.
Suck its dick until it dies
WIN WIN WIN
are you autistic? he said trips
Set it free, for fuck's sake.
ta da..
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check'ed
WINRAR
Enjoy purgatory homo
Fug
Well shit
WIN
OP here, 1 min
WHERE'S THE VID OP? THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
KEEP
THE
THREAD
ALIVE
Blend it and feed it to gf/relative
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Shock it. Like with electricity. Zap zap.
webm OP please
OH SHIT
Nurse
literally
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shit, my bad i misread
>be op
>on Sup Forums
>holding in a shit
>find a bird
>lets post on Sup Forums
>nigger says "poop on it"
>HOW CONVENIENT
Done
Bwhahaahahah
OP you have my attention.
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OP here
I said anything but this is getting too far sorry wont deliver
new rolls
what a shitty pic
cant you do better?
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while we're waiting can we talk about how cringey my self proclaimed rapper"friend is
(He wants to be in the Marines aswell
Kek
another angle pls OP
I underestimated you OP
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smear it into its feathers OP
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What a nig. Kill youself.
More angles OP? This is shit
Nut on its gay little bird face
thats the idea :^)
Witnessed.
Lick the bird
He delivered before this post, faggot
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you fucking degenerate
Clean the bird up and heal it.
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Another day on Sup Forums.
Anyways, microwave it and record.
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Thats a watery fucking shit OP
make him a hat
Build a nest out of the top of the skull of a corpse, and keep it in a cage. You fucking retard
had you got trips I would've been sad
have fun cleaning it up OP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and roll for this