national treasure edition
/brit/
Boaty McBoatface
need to insert my penis into a females vagina edition
Classic
GAS
THE
RORKES
blud
janny's gonna blow his gasket
Janny will not be pleased
Cokey McCokeface
>up to 50Mbps
What will I realistically get?
We NEED a general election
manna giant
fi fo fum
if it's virgin media then like 53Mb/s
need to put myself in a state of permanent drug intoxication
...
Don't like this Slovene aggressively starting every /brit/
The gf has been putting two fingers on my gooch and pressing firmly while cradling the balls with one hand and jacking me off with the other when I cum lad
It's magical
do you mean 5.3MB/s?
>15 lb x 4 + 45 lb oly bar = 135 lb = 60 kg
15*4 + 45
60 + 45
105lbs
= 47.6kg
>fucking leaf education
I'm so lonely I'd fuck any woman who isn't fat
me this christmas eve
no
virgin actually will give you your package speed + 10% to account for times when it can get slow, i'm on their 50 one
good lad
bit funny how the average rorke insists extremism is an islam exclusive thing when there are christian terrorists in the central african republic that are trying to genocide the muslim minority
not that you'd expect rorke to have heard about whats going on in a country he's never heard of before
oh yeah haha
Poured myself a new drink after spilling the other one earlier lads
chill out fucking hell who cares
we are all obviously only looking at her baps
wew.
got my dad a rolling machine before crimbo xD
Going to order some tendies & hot wings with chips and a mayo dip plus a margherita pizza from the takeaway.
Thoughts?
me chatting to the gammon
You're never gonna make it with that attitude
virgin loool
>no strip burger
do ye get dynamic IPs? like if you banned then can you just do a cheeky router on off
i'm balling
literally balling
left wing balling
at 8 o clock in the morning
Mb = megabit
MB = megabyte
40Mb = 5MB
They're intentionally misleading like that.
Rate her
I find al jazeera is the best for african conflicts
the BBC literally doesn't give a shit unless there is a full scale genocide happening
...
might do a cheeky suicide
7/10
Would let her have sex with me.
make what?
*rates her but doesn't show you the score*
Sticky for me with Virgin, I can get a new IP but it's not just a case of turning the router off.
funny bloke haha
>tfw ywn fuck the reddit out of sophie
wtf is a manchester egg
...
i know you man might just run out of bars
just jacked off to this girl (pic) jilling off
i'm a fookin slag, gadget
yvooonne
YVONNE
8th of heroin
amazing that you can talk to police like that over there. you would be arrested if you pulled that here
Is that Berry-girl whatever her name is?
not fond of my continued virginity
certain djs kiss arse so much but why
wipe that shit off your lips
pretty average
5 or 6
sophie honestly isn't that fit, she's fit sure but she is absolutely nothing special.
Would see dozens of more attractive girls walking through any brit city on any given day, people just fawn over her because she's famous. If she was just another girl in uni or wat you might look twice but she wouldn't stick in your mind
had a dream me and a girl from my highschool were getting ready for a pool party at the pool i used to lifeguard at, and we were cuddling
what if after we die, we go to the worlds we dream about? that'd be so nice
it's dynamic but they have really long leases, you're router has to be off for like 20+ minutes during the time your lease expires for it to happen
Do provide a link to such delights my good man.
>girl
I have some bad news user
pork and black pudding, says so on the label. not sure how you missed it though.
top bantz
just belled chip and he ain't run out of bars
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP
>pork pie with a stilton crust
youtube.com
How can people actually believe this nutter??!?!
african conflicts are insanely under reported in western media desu, most people hardly ever hear anything about them
i didnt even know that the deadliest conflict since world war 2 was the 2nd congo war which literally caused millions of deaths and was nicknamed "the african world war", and it only ended 13 years ago
a lot of those deaths are due to things like starvation and stuff caused by the war rather than weapons, but its still insane how little wars in africa are covered here
>Named the deadliest war in modern African history, the Second Congo War has directly involved nine African countries, as well as approximately 20 separate armed groups.[citation needed] By 2008, the war and its aftermath had caused 5.4 million deaths, principally through disease and starvation,[8] making the Second Congo War the deadliest conflict worldwide since World War II.
ye
motherless CC097AE
how do you do it then?
DYNAMIC EYE PEE from VIRGIN MEDIER
dapz on t'map
PAJEET NO!
cucked
>tfw no gf
GOOD post
needs to drop his album kmt he ain't put out a proper release since 2012
>land of the """"free""""
>get arrested for bantering a copper
5.4 million is quite a lot ngl
Well, first you'll need a separate router and set the one Virgin sent into modem mode.
>American police can shoot a dog if it moves or barks when cop enters home
hmm
imagine sleeping with your bed turned away from the door
that would be fucking terrifying
it's just people shitting on the street. these guys are so in denial
still a mad ting that mc smally is back
same
want to shag an escort but i'm scared, it's been months since i even hugged a female, how am i going to be able to shag a complete stranger without having a massive panic attack?
dont understand this post
I don't even watch game of plebs tbf but i would give her a cheeky poke in the arse
>be american
>move
>get shot
can't wait for his collab with afghan dan
lad who wants a foot fetish video. still here?
just be yourself bro
(escorts are professionals and you just have to go with the flow really)
I sleep like this.
Still waiting for an axe murderer to come in and kill me.
Can't think of a single scenario this would work in
>that one grown man who fantasizes about a survival situation coming about and being depended upon by a qt who then becomes intimate with him
no one gives a shit about people barely more developed than ape troops murdering each other over fictional characters or their blood line originating from a different shit-hole to their own shit-hole.
>The government steal money from people's salary and use it to train and fund men in uniforms who will lock you in a room for tubes of photos in certain formations
JUMP THE CHASM
>african conflicts are insanely under reported in western media desu
I have my bed right in the middle of the room.
You called?
>escorts are professionals
do they have to do training?