As anyone here a virgin?

As anyone here a virgin?

yup. could have definitely lost it though but didn't want to bring her home. oh well.

Yes :(

Yep

Yes sir

I've fucked two grills, I'm 34.

no sir.

16 year old virgin here

Nosur but I used to be yllll

Virgo reporting here

Show ur virgin arse

32 Year old virgin here. No joke.. I'm pathetic.

nope

I didn't lose mine til 17, so much hype so little reward.

MODS MODS MODS

I'm on Sup Forums. Of course I'm a virgin fag

...

here

Yes, and I don't give a fuck. Literally..

I've slept with over a dozen women. I'm 25.

Pro tip: you're not really missing much. Can tell you how to fuck bitches though.

Pic definitely related

Yes but I'm not going to be a virgin anymore in 5 days

prepare to get banned

25 year old virginfag here
About to get first BJ probably in a couple days from some slut I met on le reddit

Wish me luck boys
No Herpes No Herpes No Herpes No Herpes No Herpes STAHP

Me sorta. I mean it went in.

22 year old kissless virgin reporting in

No. Just wanted to see whats goin on here

r u me?

We're equal in our levels of social failure at least

x2

We are all you (also not the user you asked)

24 here. Had my dick sucked a couple of times though

That feel when I lost mine at 31, fucked 4 different girls, and now I'm married a year later.

That feel when I lost mine to a girl in a long distance from Craigslist at 21 years old. Oh well, that's my virginity story, I'm stuck with it.

I used to be one but then I had sex.

19, probably just going to download tinder when I go back to university in the fall.

19 - not virgin - fucked like five different girls.
Pro tip: don't be beta fag.

>Sup Forums
better yet
>Sup Forums
what the fuck do you expect

Ew, you had sex with an Auschwitz survivor. Way to set the bar low.

Your dating sims persona doesnt count faggot.

>like five different girls
Sure you did buddy

Yo

Why the skeptisism? I'm 18 and while I've only had sex with one girl i know guys who have fucked way more than 5.

Is it true? Do you truly get wizard powers?

18 and virgin

With all of the shit available to me such as porn, VR, lucid dreaming, and sex toys it's probably not going to happen any time soon

Too much work for little award

Fuck yeah, user. You chosen an HMD yet? My Rift arrives on Tuesday.

21 here, I just don't get how does socializing work

life is meaningless. there is nothing but pain. I only wish to not die a virgin. but that fate is a possibility.

22* Fuck, I can't even remember my age

You can always go to Thailand.

>nb4 but I want a virgin grill, they don't exist.

yup, dont intend on changing either.

If only I was lying... ):
That really isn't a lot from where I'm from. Lol.

honestly this advice doesnt work, i treat girls like shit and dont give them attention and they end up getting closer in due time but im autistic and stopped trying after opening up to girls and cant get any further unless they were right infront of my face but i look sad all the time in public anyways so it would never get to that point

18, i definitely feel smarter than most non virgins i meet

24 years old and i think ive had sex with 25-26 different girls. Keep in mind most were hookers, It pays well to get a job that pays well.

lucky bastard, I cant even get tinder

I could've lost the V-card if I wanted but I didn't have feelings for the girl so I stopped it before it could happen. I'm not interested in just fucking someone for the sake of fucking

>It pays well to get a job that pays wel
wat

Yep 24 years old virgin here

Not user, but he means it has its benefits to have a well paying job.

I know that feel...i get the error message when i try to sign up

dont want a virgin just not a slut whos been with countless niggers

yup.

oh ya, im a 35 yo virgin too.

I am considering I'm 16. Rejected ugly girls a lot, might regret later.

you sound 12 whos never been outside

how often do you fap? if you do?

Ok user lets do some critical thinking real quick, now i said i have sex with alot of hookers. Now if I'm paying for girls it would help to have a job that pays well right? Ya following me m8?

you have never heard me tho

like twice an hour dude, its of the hook

18 and soon to be 19 year old virgin here :/

im kidding btw.

I'm 21 and I lost my v card when I was 18. since then I've slept with 5 different grils. Gotta say, not worrying about being a virgin is pretty great.

yes, but you literally just repeated yourself

the grammar makes absolutely zero sense the way you said it

You know how many blacks are in Thailand? Not that many.

23 and kissless virgin reporting in

I honestly think there's more older virgins now than there were 30, or 50, or 100 years ago because of internet porn. It's so easy to have "virtual sex" with hot pornstars that males have less motivation to go out there and try to lose their virginity.

is it something to worry about tho? i mean, who cares.

19 and virgin, reporting in. i have way too high standards for most of the girls i know, it's really annoying.

>inb4 lower your standards, that's not happening

Ok first off I didn't repeat myself, second what grammar mistakes are you talking about?

Those little devil shits. That show was better than price is right

did you just make that realization?

the amount of virgins (per population) is going up probably on a linear graph

there is literally zero reason to have sex in 2016 basically, just look at Japan

U.S.A next generation will definitely be very similar to Japan latest generation of virgins


there is VR porn, sperm banks, hopefully artificial wombs soon

woman are finally being discovered as the waste of organic material as they have always been

i expect women to become obsolete in the next century or so

>It pays well to get a job that pays well.
>its pays well
>to get a job that pays well
that is repetitive in itself

22 year old dateless kissless virgin here.
I should end my fucking life.

That is a common expression and it's not repeating itself, it's just a saying.

Yes u should.. end your virgin life anf start raping everyone

Yes, at age 15.
>me
>living in a small town, with alot campgrounds
>i had no school because of vacation
>always outside to play soccer on the campgrounds
>met a girl, she is 2 years older then me she was pretty hot 7/10
>starting texting her
>suddendly she start telling that she want to touch me.
>ayy, i was feeling like a boss.
>so we med
>we went to the public shower.
>i fucked her there in the shower cabin, some people where showering next to us.
>then out of nothing the security Came and heard us making strange noises
>*who's there* says the
>we tried to stay quiet but he knew we where there
>he nocks on the door and starts yelling that we had to leave.
>so we left, went straight to home.
>pic fingering my gf right now.

never heard it before

>public shower.
wtf is that?

Sounds like a personal problem then m8.

a better question is, who isn't one?

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you need to get laid, christ.

I've put my penis inside three different girls on three different occasions, but never cum. Do I still qualify as a virgin?

nice

He's right, English probably isn't your first language but that is actually a common quot

That's not a retort m8, you state you're argument and you listen to the other persons response. If there argument changes your view then you just go on about your day with newly acquired knowledge. Shit posting because you have nothing else to say is not the way to go.

no

They have like public showers, toilets, sinks at the campingground

POAPOKAWF

I was following you until that last part, spending too much time on /r9k/ are we?

jesus christ you summerfags actually make me angry