If the FBI seizes your computer today

If the FBI seizes your computer today.

What would they find?

Nice bait FBI.

Just home work sir !

The center of the universe for retarded memes and stupid useless photos and few nudes of my gf and a video of me fucking her

Too much unfinished doom wads.
80Gigs of garrysmod addons
And husks of virtual pcs from before MS paywalled hyper v

post the nudes and vid

Lolwut?

Nigger STFU

Just Roms go away

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Pictures of spiderman

Enough evidence

You don't fool me, Mr FBI

Nothing. I wiped my porn folder last week.

6tb of pictures of feds seizing computers

Like 18 thousand pictures in my Sup Forums folder, pictures from traveling, some old essays and assignment I saved from uni, a lot of amateur stuff I saved from /soc/, some pirated movies, music and software
I think I'd be fine

That my history is 95% pornhub

Top kek

>not encrypting your shit

Oh fuck I forgot about internet history
Yeah they'd find fucked up stuff

Pics of your mom

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pubes all over the keyboard. Maybe some cum stains under a blacklight

Lots of pictures of my penis and butthole.

Both of you are cancer.

>Cum stains
>On your keyboard

Are you a fucking animal? Don't aim at the keyboard.

nothing... Ignite thermite when power is cut version 2 will have provisions made for power cuts.

Memes and yaoi. Embarrassing but not illegal.

Oh god, I better encrypt my ROM collection.

Nothing. I never save photos. I always browse in incognito mode. My browser history always gets deleted when I close Firefox.
I guess I would be fine

my crippling depression and a bunch of anime avatars

Doesn't matter. You're on Sup Forums. If you ever once scrolled past a thread that had even a partial CP image in it, that thumbnail is on your hdd. You're fucked.

>people will actually believe this
>mfw

Blame OP and buy donuts

enough Nintendo Roms to take a man away for life

They wouldn't find anything. I rigged up an electromagnet, inside the case next to the discs, to fire when my PC loses power.

Dick all because Zoz's adventures in data destruction did not fall on deaf ears. :3

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B8/10

The cum stains are the only thing holding my keyboard together.

Have fun explaining to a jury full of normies that you're not a pedophile, you just frequent a message board where a lot of CP happens to get posted.

300gb of freeware for FS2004

bitch where, i come here for dank memes yo

I run a live cd of Linux, don't even have hard drive installed and will swallow my micro sd cards if i have to

They can recover files from RAM these days with NSA equipment.

nigger what is RAM? They could only get the files if they get it in time. i would of pop my hard drives into toasters, microwaves & eat all my micro sd cards.
>NO WAY IN HELL ARE THEY GOING TO FIND MY HENTAI COLLECTION

1 TB of memes

Adult Swim Off The Air videos, Daft Punk Interstella 5555 videos, YLYL pics, and that's pretty much it.

Nothing whatsoever incriminating or even embarrassing.

>ISP records, nuttin you can do about that
>why is my capcha always fucking storefronts

Good that I live in Iran. FBI suck my aryan dick :)

Dissapointment

3 GB of trap/gay porn and lots of pictures of hitler's face photoshopped onto dog's bodies

underrated

Deleted my shit not so long ago, it was encrypted, it was for moral purposes.

I regret it.
Had almost 50 gigs of good pizza.

A bunch of shitty guitar pro and sibelius files cos I like to pretend I can write music.

Also a bunch of shitty guitar recordings cos I like to pretend I have musical talent

a 3tb raid filled with rick rolls labeled "5yo gangbang rape"
they are required by law to watch every second of it

and if it goes to trial I can force the judge and jury to watch it all

You are beautiful, user.

Loads of bugs bunny porn

kek don't worry tho user you have to edit all those videos to make sure they are not the same. they cannot just make you go to trail for a name or title. they must have hard evidence. btw videos have unique id so all the 3tb is nothing.

Nothing, right now. Drive crashed... pulled and wiped (DOE 3-pass). Waiting on an RMA drive.

If they get into my gun safe and find my backups... they're still encrypted... but nothing really special. Bunch of Sup Forums memes dating back to '08ish, and a mess of other shit. Couple porn stashes. Lots of IRC logs.

1 file
just looped
been a while since I opened it
and it takes forever to open
but iirc it is ~1000 hours long

200gb of my oc creep videos and my celeb folders

>not using encrypted incognito mode on google chrome
Fucking plebs

I cum on everything I own. It's how I mark my territory.

Probably nothing. If they can't crack an IPhone. I doubt they can break an encrypted drive.

About 2 TB worth of Scat porn
I'm a classy guy

Enough stolen pepes to put me away for a few lifetimes

... Post some?

No No.

Make it one large, 3TB file. A single, 48 hr Rickroll loop at 1080p.

What year do you think this is, 2004? That shit hasn't been on this board in a long time and most of the legit hackers aren't here anymore either. Nothing but newfags and trap lovers now.

Ahahaha, is that fake or real?

See is she drinking horse cum?

1 terabyte of pictures of a fucking banana meme

You're the scum of the earth

Cats pics, and the chesse pizza are encryted

rekt threads and a SHIT load or porn

3 shitty cp gif I got from Sup Forums
and loads and loads of loli,
movies and several tv shows (not anime)
and a billion of mp3.

N-nothing

Seriously though.

Had a blacked out suv follow me in late one night, watch me park then leave.

Figured better safe than sorry.

Just stopped play CS GO, put SAVE GAME and fuck off. I dont have nothing of FBI wanted

A bunch of video games, a moderate amount of legal pornography, and a shit ton of disorganized work-related documents

I dremeled the disks in multiple pieces, then spread tiny pieces all over the region.

kek

what was on there?