In Germany

In Germany
What do

>gather roman army
>siege castle
>claim castle as yours
>????
>profit

Go be a faggot somewhere else. Rinse and repeat till you die.

Almost there....

Going to Amsterdam tomorrow so I guess I'll go be a faggot over there.

GJ OP.

Finish what he started

Claimed

Experience life as an alpha and woo girls with your mysterious American accent.

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nice shot of the marksburg user.
get some german chicken and pork from a local bakery.
best you will ever fucking have.

Get a beer. Find out what all of the Goddamned hype is about.

I have tried their beer, taste like beer to me.

do not nazi salute, you can get arrested for that there, they are a bit retarded when it comes to their past.

Chekd and Understood

Just met Hitler, seemed pretty cool.

Ok now that you have that noted, go buy a beer stein, even if you don't drink beer their steins are very nicely made.

Op here
I did see a lot of people eating these huge sandwiches with ham and chicken on it, is that what you are talking about?

need to try this one

Stop hanging out in the racist neo-nazi towns. Go hang around in true, multicultural g*rmany.

those are good too. In fact one of the best sandwiches I ever had was waiting to a Lufthansa flight in Frankfurt. Lived in Stuttgart for many years. I referring to their version of rotisserie chicken and a piece of suckling/roast pig. shit is fucking delicious.

>In Germany
>What do
blow up yourself with a suicide bomb, it seems to have increase in popularity over the last year

sorry, see this

I am heading to Cologne right now, then to Amsterdam. Will make a new post when this one dies.

just so you dont look like a huge retard to the locals, its pronounced "kolln"

also, visit a salt mine. shit is pretty awesome

OK I thought that's how it was pronounced. People were correcting me when I told them were I was heading.

Dubs don't lie.

Op here
Heading on the Autobahn pretty soon.

Dubs don't lie to other dubs

Dubs don't lie to other dubs telling other dubs.

That's not Germany.

I can't see any Muslims.

Fast for Ramadan; it's a Muslim country

Op here
I've honestly seen more Chinese people here than Muslims.

Try not to get raped by Muslims, you're in Germany though so it probably already happened

Do a meeting in a brewery
Denounce the influence of Muslim-communism in Germany
Become Fuhrer
Get elected as Chancellor
Start holocaust 2.0

Post pictures of immigrants.

Blow up a mosque

what he said

gg wp