Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=AFYOj-zQM-0
youtube.com/watch?v=749nFdQ4-qg
youtube.com/watch?v=KehwyWmXr3U
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayhem_Festival_2008
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Akiko claimed
Looks at that face, those hips, those legs
Isn't she just perfect?

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>Ass
>inb4 lewd reeeeeeeeee

I'm back. How's everyone?

still here


and


doubt it. probably videos with quizzes and i like pepperoni with black olives
i did say it so did Mizore and no was just talking about it
speak of the devil huh?

yes

Claiming

Anyone else here enjoy being in mosh pits??

Rikka claimed!

It was a set up then

Nah...maybe? Not sure actually.

I don't know, these feelings are all jumbled inside of me begging to be let out. I wish it was way simpler to know what I do and don't like. But somethings holding me back.
>You have a cute butt! You haven't seen anything but me in baggy clothes!
Country sucks too, nothing to do out here unless you know people.
>Tease!


>Mizore

Dio-sama...

Perfect is a bit of a large word for such a plain waifu.

we'll get that too
and I'm not that into pepperoni, had enough of them in high school. but I do like olives

I enjoy watching mosh pits from afar. I've been knocked into one a few times, wasn't fun lol.

Hail satan?

Eh.

Nice.

Sure.

Still here, not queer, but Im cool with it

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Alright then sorry to bother you
Best of luck m8

Last time I was in a mosh pit, I gave my cousin a black eye and his sister tried to start shit with me. Shit was top kek. So yes.

Like I said, the easiest thing to do is to just accept them for what they are. But I also know that the easiest thing to do, isn't actually easy. How old are you again?
>And I thought you were cute regardless!
Get a dirt bike, I know I would if I lived in bumfuck nowhere.
>Nuh uh~

Well that's pretty nice.

Barista waifu Kafuu Chino claimed.

well fuck me
I guess i have to sleep now


>that was a request by the way

its alright just put it half and half
if you are into that. im personally not
you are not a bother im not doing anything really to be honest

I enjoy it.

>Rattle rattle

Maybe if she was my little sister she would be perfect
Thank you

I love the sound of it but I'll be honest. I don't know what the hell those lyrics are. Reminds me of experimental rap.

>what is a hecker
Well first you have to spell it correctly.

Ayy Rikka, never been in one before.

>Best idol claimed

>Pretty
Very nice you mean.
Very.
Veeerrry nice.

That's pretty gay.

Perfect

that sounds nice I hope they got some peppers too and meat

fair enough

>id fucking hate to see her in my office in the future to be honest

It's ok.

them pantsu shots are A+

>enjoy being in mosh pits

not really, I don't go to live music shows, just dont really like them.

I like experimental rap a lot, ghostemane is like the long lost member of 3 6 mafia imo.

what do you normally listen to maki?

also popura claim

Nothing more than acceptable.

I enjoy you.

After my time in the bacta-tank, I am glad to say I'm still alive. Does Kenobi really think mere blaster plasma can kill me?

Well, very very nice then!

There, I said it!

Well I can't really talk about something else , I'm just looking around
You should do some reading on dressing up

Just got into a game with 2 level 100+ Tracers. Picked Roadhog and fucked their shit up all game
Get fucked you filthy pseudo british shitbags. I'll strangle you with your own intestines if you try to pull that shit off in my game

This guy gets it

What's that? I can't hear you over how incorrect your opinions are

Well little sister aura is not at all wrong
I already have a little sister though, I'll take Akiko as my waifu

lol I love being in the push pits, fuck those lame ass running in circle pits I just wanna push and be pushed!

Oh shit dude, sounds like a fun time, what show was it??

Damn it Maki we gotta go to a show so we can pit together!

Fair enough, to each there own!

>not understanding what perfection is

D-dont look at them

Same for those who believes that love can defeat the smell of a stanky fish pussy

you are filled with delusions.

You can't hear me over your own ignorance.

Same. Imagine how annoying, impatient, and rude she would be. Might smell a bit like rotten cheese to from unwashed cracks and crevices

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they do have like pepper packets and sausage and canadian bacon
thats alright man. what would you recommend reading then?

I'm 19. Been ignoring this stuff since like the beginning of highschool, a few times in highschool I thought about it but lately it's been more prominent.
>M-My body is plain...
I hadn't thought about a dirt bike, their is plenty of trails too!
>Yes huh! It's ok, I like a bit of a tease~
I checked it out in my younger years. But nah.
Cutzuezuzuzu.

>Mizore

Oh shit it's general Grievous
Welcome back you resilient fucker

Well it's certainly not spilling red wine all over your pantyhose

Dio, you know some humans would stick their dick in a dead dog if they could
I don't want to fuck the fish pussy
Does she even have one?

Galko, your delusions are as big as your tits

canadian bacon ?
sounds shitty
pepper packets now that sounds nice

Fuck.

I enjoy you more.

I know for a fact that snek has one, so I suspect that fish has a very similar one, excluding the smell.

First , know your sizes and color matching , you don't have to wear skirts right away Anything goes for starters

Who are some of your favorite bands?

what if I post pantsu so you dont have to be alone?

Let the record show that today my face achieved a level of disgust i thought previously unobtainable.

holy fuck man.

Maybe I'm just too laid back lol. I'd rather watch the show and enjoy the music then push everyone around. But you do you! I've been in mosh pits and have had fun, but I usually end up getting hurt somehow so I usually just stand back

Claiming best girlie!
>back from Alabama edition

How goes it everyone?

Headed to bed now, goodnight everyone

Have a good day/night!

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Think it was Mayhem? It was quite a few years back. Cousin knew that it was probably gunna happen, and was fine with it when it did. So when his sister flipped a shit we all laughed it off.

Only 2 years younger, seems about right. Sounds all too familiar, it'll drive you crazy till you accept it. It's not so bad, honest. Being comfortable with yourself is much better than worrying what others think, and I promise you that's the biggest problem you're having, whether you think so or not.
>C~ U~ T~ E~
Single or the kind you can jeep through? I'd recommend a light enduro if single. Then you can be road worthy on top of that!
>And i like a bit of Mizore~

Night Renge!

A pleasure seeing you again, Akiko. The chance of killing me are as slim as the surface of water.

As last time, how many will gladly pledge their allicence and loyalty to the Separatist? Your freedom and privacy will be respected unlike the uninitiated Clones of the Republic

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Maybe I'll give him a shot.

>what do you normally listen to maki?
Just about anything really. Rap, rock, indie, types of EDM, pop-punk, whatever sounds good. That's such a general statement however but I don't have a better way to describe it.

>Anything but country though, fuck that shit.

Nice misquote

>2 level 100 Tracers
>Completely wrecked
Doing god's work.

That'd be awesome! Have I mentioned I've never been to a show either kek.

Sleep well Renge.

>rattle rattle

Thats fine just dont look at my waifus lewds
>moka

Hey Kurisu! Pretty good! How was Alabama?

yeah good good
its basically ham
color matching?

Goodnight gals, love yall

not good then I'll just have some extra mushrooms

Guinness world record of keeping a straight face lmao

If you don't have this already, here.

I didn't get to ride the bike last time before Obi Wan got you. I'm salty as fuck over that!

Uhh Weezer, Rage Against The Machine, Dance Gavin Dance, Chunk No Captain Chunk to name a few, how about you??

No no I enjoy watching from afar too when I dont wanna push and shove but if the band gets me going I cant fight the feeling!

Glad nothing bad happened! I have never been to Mayhem but its basically Warped Tour but with older bands right??

Ohhh shit Maki! We gotta go to one!

youtube.com/watch?v=AFYOj-zQM-0
youtube.com/watch?v=749nFdQ4-qg
youtube.com/watch?v=KehwyWmXr3U

Good to see the leader of the party is still with us
Yes I'm still down for it, never really left in the first place

>Nice misquote
Not sure what you mean
>Doing god's work.
Aye, I started playing Mei and Roadhog specifically to counter these twats. Looks like it aid off. I have never had enemy Tracers do a good job in my games

Yes , you can't look cute if you wear a mess , Unless you are really casual and just waking up from a fun night

So what are your sizes ??

Goodnight, maybe.

Fuckin' wonderful. Definitely needed the getaway with my friends.

Thanks b. I have this already too! (See pic)

The gross and disgusting one claimed.
Love you Dio and Kurumi

i think that costs more
oh you mean like literal colors that go together i was off and im not sure

I knew I saw something suspicious

>Dio

That's another thing, I can't tell people. I cant...I guess I'm not comfortable with myself at all. This makes so much sense it kinda hurts.
>I'm not though!
Single, made by trailblazers in the woods.
Do I need a license?
>Oh really?~
Not religious?

>Mizore

I was at Wolfmother show and some people tried to start a mosh pit. While they certainly have some up tempo/heavy songs, moshing to Wolfmother just doesn't fit lol.

What all did you do?

never really been. always thought it sounded not right. But feel free to do what you like

>Yuuki

worth it

While I do not agree with your opinion, I'll fight for your right to make it.
>DP is the drink of intellectuals.

Neither am i, don't worry about offending me either, it takes a lot to get under my skin.

Yes you are good at this, you should really try it out
I wonder were your mind was

Zuzuzu.
What's up?
>Rattles

Really just hung out, drank, smoked, ect. Did some shooting, some swimming. Just seeing them in person again was great.

The future holds many doors my friend, maybe one day.

Pretty sure the little sister explanation was forKeep that up please, discourage them from using her.

Goodnight Galko, good luck.

2 late

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You know she'd be all like "I KNO IM LARGE BUT LIKE HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE"

Oh I like
3 6 mafia, ghostemane, death grips, and a lot of classical music

not my style to be honest

give ghostemane a shot, and if you like DG give ho99o9 and xxxtentacion a shot aswell.

There is no such thing as a drink for intellectuals, there is sewage that people tend to drink though, just like that DR pepper garbage of yours.

cheesy crust?
i try not to do that with anyone
i dont know about that and what do you mean?

do they have those ? it has been a long time since I last had one with cheesy crust

I think so. I don't remember all the bands that played to be honest, it was the 2008 one, the first one they did.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayhem_Festival_2008

Like i said, I went through all of that before. AMA. You don't have to tell people really, but just accepting it yourself will help loads. I accepted it myself quite a few years back, and only just started telling people this last year.
>So are!
Light enduro, don't get a heavier one otherwise it'll feel sluggish on a small trail. Heavy ones are good for sand and open trails that have room to keep the speed up.
Only if you decide to ride it on the road. The license isn't too hard to get to be honest. Get the permit for it, and just practice a metric fuck ton or take a MSF to skip the test and get some basic instruction. Actually, since you're 19 an MSF would be required anyways. But you get quite the discount due to being under 21. I can tell you anything you'd want to know about bikes, outside of mechanical information. So ask away!
>Most definitely~

I could've had a platoon to escort you safley to one of my C-9979 Landing Craft on to a barren dessert planet of Abafar and allow you to ride whenever on the planet you'd like to. I apologize for what had happened.

Great news to my auditory sensors.

Ahh, the great Dio. I have heard many good things about you from my scouts. Perhaps you would like to join the Separatist.

Sounds super relaxing. I did the same thing last night with a few friends downtown.