Your country

>Your country
>Wake up
>You now look like pic related in your country
Wat do?

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Impregnate White Wominiz

tell white people they wuz racist n shieeeeeet and fuck beta white girls who want the """"B""""BC.

Immigrate to UK as soon as possible

keep with my daily activities

Go to Sweden to get some white womminz

Shitpost and say nigger a lot

Call 101.

tell parents I nigger now
ask for my inheritance and move to brazil or some nigger friendly country
finish my engineer studies

>nobody to Brazil when USA is right next door
???

moving*

Apply for welfare.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no man, I pass

Stael a bike and ride to the local welfare office.

>everybody wants to live in my country!

this delusion

I'm pretty sure this nigga from OP's pic will make lot of success in Mexico.

Pic related is the average spic.

Celebrate
I might be a nigger but hey it's 2016 and at least I'm not fat anymore

Triggered?

Ehh. People will just think you're an Ethiopian Jew.

t. jewger

About what?

Continue partaking in my gigs of interracial gay porn, merely from the opposite perspective.

Irl It's the unfortunate truth

try to get a gf

release a grime album and make money off white middle class teens

Steal every white woman in every single western country.

Oh the irony

About the nigger joke, you dumb slave

Why he would he be triggered?

Come out of my room and watch my racism mom freak the fuck out.
God that would be a good start to being black.

After that I would probably use my black powers to tell BLM to fuck off, and then go play some games or something.

Convincing my friends that I'm still me would be hard, but hopefully I can change as little as possible.

yeah, everybody wants to live surrounded by liberals, niggers, feminists, ham planets, jews and people trying to shoot you

Mulattoes like that in Brazil are common in favelas, so you need to be rich too. Otherwise you will never be sucessfull in any place of this country.

Fuck every single blondie pussy in my way to northern Europe

pound american boipucci

Why is your mom racist ;-;

Get all the pussey in country.

;^)

:D

She's from a different time.
It's not straight up white supremacy racism, but she's bought into the old stareotypes.
We live around blacks, and she is constantly afraid of being robbed. First time she was ever strict about locking the door to where we live was at these apartments.

I just think her response to a big buff black guy exiting her son's room would by hilarious.

Go hand out advertisements on Nevsky avenue, that's the only thing I've seen niggers do in my city.

beats selling drugs

> emigrate to Nigeria
> become King Nigger
> rule with an iron cock till the day I die

DESU, I'll just order some KFC and apply for welfare.

Why wouldn't you go to Chad?

Cause of our flags, they're pretty similar. I want to start fresh.

Yeah bit why Nigeria?

Open a Tinder account
Become a male prostitute

Lol them dubs in a row.
Why not Nigeria? It sounds so black.

If you're looking for a black sending country why not Niger?

Either way, becoming a king NIGGER sounds good enough no matter the country.

you would need to be good at grime for that

I already am black and tall-ish, so the only weird thing would be explaining how I'd get so /fit/ overnight
I'd probably do nothing except feel work become lighter because of more muscle mass

There is nothing special about this nigger, he is the average nigger favelado here. Especially his face.

You can become king Negro here if you like

>black person in Italy
What's it like?

nah

try my new musical superpowers.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mko7RpS8Nxo

Shitpost on Sup Forums but then get thrown out of the house cuz' my roommate would probably be a bit surprised of a nigger appearing out of nowhere.

Nah man.
I want them Nubian bitches.
Dem ditties hanging...
Yep.

Impregnate every white woman I see

t. negro connoisseur

How was the trek across the Sahara?

go to the gym because i lost my gains

>no longer fat
>no longer tiny dick

BLACK some white chicks, buy some Hennessy, and make a mixtape

>my reality doesnt even change

uhm... try to fuck bitches fail miserably?
become a tv celebrity playing an imbecile?
maybe try sprinting...

>>my reality doesnt even change
U really black?

>its a white master race people post """"ïronic"""" posts about black men banging white women

I'm not white

Of course. What do I gain about lying about it on Sup Forums? And no, I am not the one that spams the I hate being a nigger thread everyday.

White people """""humor""""" I tell you.

Start collecting my welfare.

Competing to be the new heavyweight champion of boxing.

>it's the stormfag getting lured by the post-post ironic bait injoke meme-trigger

>america
>white
lol

get some pussy

So you wanna be an impoverished nigger?

Why not stay in Mexico then?

Are the memes true?

>falling for the bait-based bait

kill myself

some.

Get anal reparations from whitey

Shoot myself

> (OP) (You)
>kill myself
Why
The BBC meme?

The white girl meme?

fuck all the German girls

Dutch men are feminine and dutch women are not too fond of that. Submit to the kangz bitch boy.

I've seen how black people are treated in here, I prefer being an average Joe making a life on my own than being a snowflake being talked behind my back all the time.

>(2*10^3)+16
>being poor
lol at you're life

go back to Angola

Continue wanking to hentai as per usual