What's the best way to kill myself? I don't mind pain as long as it's quick...

What's the best way to kill myself? I don't mind pain as long as it's quick. There are train tracks near my apartment which is what I'm considering now

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just lie on train tracks. also stream it if you can

also make sure the train goes over your head but that shouldnt be a problem unless you're retarded

>I don't mind pain as long as it's quick
wat

Won't the tracks electrify his ass before that

Why would you want to kill yourself? You have so much to live for.

Why are you going to

a friend park his car on train tracks a few years ago, worked like a charm

Not if we're talking about a non-electric train.

You shouldn't whatever the reason

no you retard

no he doesnt

A quick death can still be painful. Are you one of those idiots who thinks if you jump off a skyscraper, it won't hurt?

debatable

run into traffic obviously

Right before the train comes jump right infront of the train simple

nah cus then he'll fuck up someones car. I wouldnt wanna have to wash retard brain off my windshield.

man don't do he train thing
you might get teleported to a hotel room with a bunch of other fags and have to fight aliens to get points

Most people pass out before they hit the ground dumb dumb.

if you have a car inhale exhaust for days. if not, buy some helium nigger

step out infront of a train

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>missing the point

Don't be a fucking dick and drag other people into your suicide.

Think about the train driver, and about the potential delays they'll have to endure just because some faggot decided to lie on the tracks.

just thought that the sentence is in a conflict within itself

nuh-uh. your dum.

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Yeah that's part of why I'm hesitant to do it on the tracks, I don't want that on the train conductor's conscience and I don't want people to have to find my body

The only things ive heard from people that attempted to commit suicide is they regretted it as soon as they tried to do it I don't think you should but its not my decision but i feel sorry for whatever made you want to do it

You said jumping off a building wouldn't hurt, I said it wouldn't since you would be unconscious at the moment of impact, and the less than half a second it would take to jolt you awake, you would already be dead.
So yeah it's like blackness, FU-, more blackness.

Hara-kiri worked for me

i hear aging is 100% effective. you can't go wrong that way

It's bad when you feel like the blackness would be better

You don't have to pass out though...

Kek

>I don't want people to have to find my body
just call the cops and say you're gonna shoot yourself, then shoot yourself.

cops will find the body but they're used to it.

Lol

Alright boys I'm walking to the tracks wish me luck

lol k

Not every cop would be used to that

"Choose life"

That depends how you fall though. Otherwise all skydivers would be dead.

helium exit bag

painless, and no mess

This got me fucked up:(

So you're saying skydiving and base jumping is impossible

the cop is gonna need to get used to it, so op will be doing the cop a favor

plus telling a girl you found a guy who shot himself recently is guaranteed to get you laid. double favor.

How would that get someone laid

Only if you touch both sides of the tracks at the same time

holy shit could you go and harass someone else for once?

also taking bait because bored

Sympathy sex

Come to think of it, what would cause you to pass out? The 1g of force?

Dont kill yourself you still got this cancerous Sup Forums

Pic of tracks with timestamp faggot

>replying = harassment
>on fucking Sup Forums

This

Kek

it's a scenario that conjures of lots of emotions, while experiencing the death makes you seem more masculine. it also conjures up pity.

emotions make girls feel close, masculinity makes girls feel horny, and pity makes girls fuck you.

always works for me.

Stop being a faggot and post a pic of goddamn tracks with timestamp OP

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Is it because you can't account for people jumping off of higher things than skyscrapers that I'm harassing you? Sorry :(

Noice

u harass mi

Why are you going to do it OP? Come be faggots with us. Don't drag traumatize someone else cuz ur retarded.you haven't given us a motive yet

If your gonna be a pussy and off yourself dont fucking involve someone else in the process, how the fuck is that poor train driver going to feel?

Take a sharp kitchen knife and slit your own throat, thatll take some serious willpower to overcome your survival instinct though so i doubt youve got it in you, you could hold the knife in 1 hand and press the point against your jugular and then just 1 swift strong hit with your other hand should see it through and your demise is assured.
Better yet, man the fuck up and deal with your problems, whatever it is thats driving you to suicide, fix it, got more than one problem? fix them all. Stop being a pussy!
My life is in a shambles, but not nearly as bad as it was 12 months ago, shits hard but if you persevere it gets better.

I don't see any reason why people shouldn't be able to opt out of life, but if you are done living, why don't you go do something stupid and fun and crazy before you call it quits. Steal a Ferrari and get into a police chase, or maybe go down to Mexico and piss off the cartel as much as you can until they come and end you. But don't be a dick and bring down a bunch of people with you, once your ready to end it, isolate yourself so that you don't fuck up the life of someone who wants to keep on living their life. Personally I think hanging deep in a forest is the way to go, get enough slack in the rope so that you snap your neck instantly,, and don't feel any pain at all.

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More pics you faggot show face