"Who dares to challenge me?"

"Who dares to challenge me?"

Me

"Weak and puny humans. You could never handle my wrath."

Wow, you look pretty strong, not as strong as me though!

"Choose you're Pokemon, Human!"

"Two against one? I accept this challenge!"

You can never handle my AIDS

*Mewtwo uses condom*
It's very effective!

But condom breaks at the end, brutality.

*Mewtwo uses Full Heal*
The AIDS has been treated

Aidsman uses uppercunt.

...

>Uses fighting type move against a Psychic type Pikachu
It's not very effective!

Fucking pleb, have you ever played Pikamons before?

"There is not a worthy opponent in the world who can stop me!"

Kill yourself

>I choose you Sanik-Kun

*Mewtwo uses Counter*
Trainer is now dead

Bet you can't be cuter than this

>Sanik-kun, Use NAM FLASHBACK

...

...

I'm really sorry mewto-sama but I read that like mewto uses full head and could sthap laughing

It's super effective!
57 civilians fainted

"These are the Pokemon you choose? Cuteness will not spare their lives"

*Mewtwo uses Shadowball*
It's super effective!!

I choose you, slut. Use derail!

bitch you were saying

B-but muh Pokies ;_;

*Mewtwo uses Snare*
The rodent is dead

Who dis

Who is this semen demon

It's not very effective...

*cough*

"He is the best. He's a fascinating emotional character caught between the two worlds of pokemon and humans and nobody cares. And he's worth 4 dollars."

This is a youtuber right?

i choose isis...use explosion

Samefag used Doubleteam!
Samefag's evasiveness rose

Samara redway

"Alas, a worthy opponent"

Vegeta uses Energy Blast
Its Very Effective

I didn't realize this was a get thread

I summon moot
>moot uses "go kill yourself"
>critical hit
>super effective

so we finally meet

...

user used Cuck!
Moot's held GF was stolen!

Shes ugly though

Seriously, fuck makeup

Kakarot get outta here!!
This is my fight!!

"I have waited for this day. The father of the universe dares to challenge the Almighty!?! .....Very well."

*Mewtwo attacks with a devastating blow*

...

o shit

>Using Shadow Ball on a normal type

/thread

I choose Blanka. Blanka used roll.

Afraid I can't vegeta you can fight along side me though.

...

*Mewtwo uses Telekinesis*
Vegeta is sent hurtlng thru a near by building, he is badly hurt

I USE!
CRISTINA GRIMMIE!

OH NO SOMEONE SHOT HER!
IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Arceus used protect

>AWWWW SHIT

DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE! THE HERO IS HERE~!

Am I too late?

LOL HOLY

"The fabled Goku! I knew I sensed your presence."

America uses nukes on Japan! It's super effective! Secondary effect is that all anime is now destroyed in three post!

Spongebob is the best pokemon. He is like american version of pikachu.

Nazi super-cannon i choose you

This shit is max autismo

"Hey, that's I was gonna do!"

*blance accidentally rolls off of a cliff and dies a horrible death*

Thank you, I try

tumblrfag

spongegar is like pikachu when they use a nigger moon stone on him

After all this years is finally happening'!!

You fucking Moon Niggers and your fucking RP go fuck off

>*blance accidentally rolls off of a cliff and dies a horrible death*
>*blance accidentally rolls off of a cliff
>*blance accidentally
>blance

fool, no pikamon can ever defeat Arceus

"I am no Pokemon. I am a God."

A challenger approaches from the east.

goodbye

And another from the west

If there were to be a God of Gods, that would be Arceus, for he is the reason you exist..

God, this thread is cringe.

"These weak beings amuse me"

And another from the south

And one from the north

You cannot withstand the power of the falcon punch, nothing can. GG You lose son

"Arceus is a coward and he shall perish"

And one from above

"no my son.. i am your god...
lets go home now.."

...

Don't trying to be rude or something but arceus can kill you, or hoppa that guy sealed almost all the other legendarys, and put them under his control

can I use my oc chinese spudermin to fite u?

"This watermark amuses me"

And one from below

"You actually believe you are a worthy foe? I am too powerful at this point!"

*Mewtwo uses Protect*

I will rape.

Pardon me, was that dirt..? Try again..

Mewtwo gets cancer

And one outta nowhere

Fuck this is some gay shit

"But father, I am trying to make friends"