What is the weirdest place you have stuck your dick in?

What is the weirdest place you have stuck your dick in?

a novelty large usb stick

a cardboard hole

solid entropy between parallel universes

your mothers ass

a vagina

Kek'd

Should of seen that one coming

entropy isn't matter it can't be solid you dumb fuck

A friends used sanitary towel. I used another one to sniff.

but in a parallel universe...

a dog

A letter box. It got licked. I think it was their dog.

Did OP stick his dick in a cornetto? must have a tiny dick

a work glove and used butter as lube

Rachel Hunter's mouth.

kys
you know nothing

the mouth of my teacher

A shampoo bottle

Now if the question was weirdest thing I shoved up my ass.....

and he loved it, especially when you cummed all over his greying beard fag.

your dad

your daughter

...

You must have tooms dick

A banana peel, an orange, a homemade toy made with sponges and latex gloves, my dead little brother, a jar of peanut butter, a wad of wet paper towels, etc.

My grandmothers shoe

A fagott

Yeah I wish you didn't do that at her funeral. You knocked the coffin over doing that!

an einstein-rosen bridge